friend asked me to join him and his work friends in some bar for drinks. 4 guys and 7 girls. 3 girls are decent looking (7+), rest are dog shit tier. two qts start flirting: > "user, wow! you must be in the gym 24/7" > "this is going to be awkward, but i want to feel your arm" > "i wouldn't mind looking at that chest later" > "maybe you can lift me home" and my fav. > "if you're on roids, I might be able to fit your whole ballsack in my mouth"
I'm > 188 cm > 100 kg > 14% bf > weak lifts: 180 kg deadlift, 110 kg bench
So, I guess you don't need to lift much to get decent girls. :^)
Here's a tip: the key to making up shit to post online is being not socially retarded so you make up stuff women without autism would actually do.
Julian Lopez
Post body
Gavin Brown
> implying i'd ever post my body on Jow Forums
if you don't have an idea after reading my stats, that's just too bad.
Nicholas Perez
trashy drunk mires don't count as mires
Blake Bailey
> implying i'd ever post my body on Jow Forums Can't wait for summer to end
Blake Jenkins
Is this the official /mires/ thread ? >be in vacation in Naxos >go to a remote beach, no buildings nearby, only a dead end road >only some people around >go for a swim, far off the shore but on the right is some kind of rocky ledge >spot some small caves >get close to one of them, it's not deep >I get out of the water to rest on a rock in the shade >suddenly I hear giggles >turn around, there are 2 girls, 17-18 >they are completely naked >wtf >"If you want to stay here you have to be naked lol" (more giggling) >okay.jpeg >I take off my swimsuit >as you can imagine, more giggling ensues >I decide to go back in the water, leaving my swimsuit on the rock >feelsgood.jpeg to swim naked in the sea btw >feel cold, I come back on the rock >swimsuit gone >oh fuck >the two girls are still there, wave my swimsuit at me >"if you want it back you have to give us a kiss" >Did I mention giggles? >I'm seeing what all this might lead to but I'm not sure I can play along and/or how far they intend to play this >Anyway, proceed to kiss the closest one, caressing her neck and hair >"is that good enough?" >"You have to let us touch your dick" >(hysterical giggling) >its true that at this point my dick is recovering from the cold and I'm starting to get a hardon just from the whole situation >So I let the bold one go for it, while kissing her again, longer this time >I touch her breasts, pinch her nipples while her friend is slowly (and clumsily but I won't complain) wanking my junk >I caress her inner thigh, fingers reaching her pussy >at this point I'm fully hard and not thinking about anything (no wonder they call it "primal urge" >I lay the one I'm kissing on the rock and try to spread her leags and, well, basically fuck her raw >Reality downs on them or something because she say "We should go" >they jump in the sea and swim away >I let a solid 15mn pass before swimming back to the shore >when I reach the shore there's no sign of them Pic related, where it happened
so all your /faggots/ can bareback eachothers daddies? oh jeez, you're such an OLDFAG on this website :^)
Cameron Martin
was in the beach whole week and besides staring yesterday a 30 yo wymyn said wow look at those muscleeees... loud as fuck when i was coming back home. Felt good lads
Hudson Martin
>After reading my stats Yeah, you sound like a fucking fat fuck. You can barely brench press your bodyweight. Fucking larper.
Chase Hughes
I think you got your cum stolen by mermaids lad
Xavier Rivera
did writing that make you feel better? : D i bet it did.
Thomas King
>"if you're on roids, I might be able to fit your whole ballsack in my mouth" come on dude lol. I'm giving you a D+, but see my after class
Blake White
he looks like he's having his fingers in his dog's butt haha
Ethan Robinson
Didn't cum with them sadly...I did cum like a firehose that night though
Posted this once before but since I don't get too many mires here it goes
>at music festival >dancing on a platform next to one of the stages so a lot of people can see me >I have sunglasses on and there is a fog machine nearby so I'm basically blind >also pretty fucked up at this point >all of a sudden a girl from the crwod jumps up to join me on the platform >yells "just wanted to let you know you look so fucking good right now" >she jumps down again and sprints away >I'm completely cought off guard so I just mumbele "thanks" and resume dancing
No idea if she wanted me to follow her or what. I guess a mire is a mire
Dominic Turner
stop
Elijah Gutierrez
Fraudulent and Homosexual.
Robert King
Did making up your faggot story make you feel better?
Kids mired my muscleups and one kid said to another he "he did 7 good form reps" Not sure if they even knew what excercise i was doing idk myb muscle ups just look hard
Usually for me girls just ask what sports I play. Something like: >are you on the football team? >do you do track?
When I say I don't do any sports they say 'well you look like you play sports' and then I just say I do martial arts or something since it sounds tough and its better than admitting all I do is work out
Cameron Stewart
Ask me how I know you’ve never talked to a 3D girl
Adrian Baker
Based mermaid siren fetish made up fantasy complete with map lore poster
Haha ok man. You should just try being yourself instead of like, lying to people because you’re worried about their perception of you. What’s wrong with saying “hey I like to exercise and lift weights, I love it!” And it shows, at least on me I LOOK like I workout. There’s nothing wrong with telling people that if you stop being autistic. Sorry if I sounded rude buddy, but I think we could be friends
Cooper Rivera
Are you a good dancer?
Benjamin Reed
>visiting hometown for a week >Run into old buddy >"You got way more buffer dude" Nice
>at work sitting outside on phone >qt walks by >i look up she bites her lip and turns her head fast >thinking to myself okeeey that was cool >qt gets in car drives pass me and starts fixing her hair and watches me while slowly drives away >at this point im like should i just run after like a creep or let her go
she obviously wanted contact
Charles Torres
I actually did do martial arts and admitting to girls that you only go to the gym makes you sound like an incel that's trying too hard
Brandon Gonzalez
>work in management and wear a suit to work So every time I’m in the work cafeteria, every time i walk in or out, and when go to sit and take off my suit, I always feel people looking at me, it’s difficult having 50 people look at you just walking in
I'm alright I guess. It's dancing to Techno music so everyone just kinda does whatever they want
Brody Powell
How the fuck are you so weak?
Julian Mitchell
when you are socially awkward you never get mires no matter how swole you get
Blake Myers
no idea. i'm taking it easy.
Gabriel Smith
I was omega mired by the slim milf that performed as interviewer in my job interview (big 4) a while back. I was recently called by her and she informed me I had made it. She showered me with compliments about the way I handled myself and told me "Insecure bosses might feel itimidated by you and not pick you up, but I, want, you, IN" I too much of a pussy to commit career suicide and tell her if she wanted to finish our conversation at my place, still a huge confidance boost.
>doing laundry at my apartment >shirtless in just shorts since it’s hot af >2 washer and dryers for 16 apartments >open laundry door and girl who is always standing outside smoking sees me and eyes light up in shock >she’s hella ugly and her boyfriend is some skinny faggot >say hi how are you and she literally stutters back an answer and looks at the ground >do laundry and wish she was somewhat attractive
Carson Lewis
Not the first time I've got this one, I'm still a super dyel 6' 150 LBS guy, but: >Even without working out >I feel as if I should say you're very attractive, even if you dont believe it. Every time I get this one, I always say I hate the way I look, and "et tu, user/femanon". My personality is like it overdosed on s.oy
Noah Myers
>He is my BF, I love him so much, we gonna get married soon...
>Fucking a coworker =career suicide Not if you know what you are doing, can't blame you tho with all this #metoo shit around
Jaxon Gray
Once you guys get fit, do you notice your respect for people who don’t lift goes down? I used to just want a gf and now I feel like I have to find a fit gf.
Yeah it sucks I was a virgin loser before I got fit and started looksmaxxing. Now I’m objectively attractive but only want to date 9’s or 10’s but only know how to get 7’s or below. People literally call me chad or handsome every day and have no idea I’m still a 25 yo virgin.
Jose Martinez
I can sorta relate, I’m 22, not a virgin, but because of how I look, people expect me to be a certain “way”
Brody Morales
>expect you to be a certain “way” Yup, that shit works against you. I’m good looking and muscular enough that nice girls think I’m a fuckboi and don’t trust me. Ironically I get hard core hit on by married women cause they probably think I’m an easy fling or something. Obviously I’m not THAT attractive though, just tall and strong.
Kayden Clark
no, because I used to be in their shoes, so I understand their situation when it comes to improving your physical health
Joseph Ross
Can get sex from hook ups with almost no effort. Girls always compliment me on being big. People compliment my personality. CAN LITERALLY NOT GET A GF WHY GOD. Every girl I ask out rejects me. Most girls I ask to fuck say yes. HOW
Similar thing happened to me in high school. Some girl came up to me one day and said her friend thinks I'm hot. I ask whomst've is her friend and she points her out. I say 'okay' and then just walk away. Haven't seen them ever again.
Chin is pretty good, start mewing and chewing falim gum/hard gum for jaw gains Optionally do steroids to get jaw gains quicker, specifically tren
Hunter Johnson
Where do I buy tren in Canada
Xavier Diaz
>decent girls >literal sluts OP is either underage or wants to get POZZED
Daniel Hill
>posting nudes on a blue board Are you actually fucking retarded dude?
Henry Bennett
My autism had protected my virginity a couple of times but for that instance I was grateful.
Adrian Williams
>tfw I've now driven two of my friends to dump their fat libtard girlfriends >tfw my buddy commented on my build and a week later I noticed weights in their living room Once you begin to mog, people realize the state they're living in.
Grayson Stewart
Finally posted body on Facebook; a lot of mires. Feels hollow.
Jacob Reyes
there was this girl in hs, se had nice boobs, not even fat, but a 3/10 face, and a chaff of hair coming from the rift between her ass cheeks. the day before or graduation trip she ambushed me in the cafeteria when I was by my lonesome and told me she could me my "pussycat" if I ever so desired.
Landon Carter
I'm a sucker for big tits. You reminded me of this 2/10 face 9/10 body Korean girl that had the hots for me when I worked at an amusement park (first job, 17yo). I would have dated her if she wasn't so ugly.
>be at whataburger drive thru at lunch for dat dere dirty bulk >employee comes out with my food >tells me her coworker wants my number >jokingly ask if its really for her since she is at least semi attractive >mentions she is engaged >have no idea if other coworker is attractive >give her my number anyways >havent heard from her
never had anything like this happen to me before. wat mean?
Camden Ramirez
Don't listen to that fucking retard. Girls don't give a shit about any of that.you probably have a shitty personality, or you're pursuing shitty women. You've either got a sexy face or you dont. Steroids aren't gonna fix shit.
Justin Flores
imagine thinking this was a problem
Carson Carter
>"if you're on roids, I might be able to fit your whole ballsack in my mouth"
Normies and especially women, do not know that roids shrink testes, they think its shrinks your cock. I'm not gonna say some thot wouldn't say something so raunchy and autistic, but they wouldn't know that it shrinks your nuts.
Hunter Jenkins
My fiancee left me a few days ago, saying she didn't love me anymore. I assure you, random hookups pale in comparison to the comfort of knowing you have someone who appreciates even the smallest things of your person.
Henry Robinson
>people like me >people validate me >women want to fuck me >I can't tie myself down to women who are loose and want to fuck
The kind of women who would say yes to "let's fuck" are also the kind who are absolutely terrified of commitment, or just entirely unable to control themselves until they are fast approaching 35. You are fishing in that pond.
Grayson Martinez
> "if you're on roids, I might be able to fit your whole ballsack in my mouth"
user, most girls wouldnt know what the word "roids" refers to, definitely nothing about side effects etc. 0.5/10
Thanks Sorry to hear that fren we're all gonna make it I dont ask the whores out I try to find modest women at work or school. But these modest women want nothing to do with me. I dont understand why these girls will literally fawn over me but when I ask them out it's like I'm a freak and its frustrating. Even the milfs at work say jez user why dont you have a gf if only I was younger etc that bullshit. I want to know what's wrong with me so I can improve.
Alexander Cruz
>tfw same thing happened to me >open door to laundry area and super buff guy standing there with shirt >I'm a manlet and a homo, face got really red and stuttered >just go back inside my apartment and hate myself for being a fag
Bentley Rodriguez
> "if you're on roids, I might be able to fit your whole ballsack in my mouth"
to think this is what a woman would actually say, you have Aspergers.
Suits just dont work when youre really muscular. Id say limited choice of clothing is one of the downsides of being a bodybuilders. Theres a reason why they usually wear shorts and trackpants.
Liam White
They teach about steroids in high school.most people know about them
Jordan Hall
friend asked me to join him and his work friends in some bar for drinks. 4 guys and 7 girls. 3 girls are decent looking (7+), rest are dog shit tier. two qts start flirting: > "user, wow! you must follow a 6 day PPL routine" > "this is going to be awkward, but i want to feel your rectus femoris and serratus anterior!" > "i wouldn't mind looking at athlean x videos with you later" > "you must do cold showers and no fap!" and my fav. > "if you're on the carnivore diet, I might be able to fit your whole ballsack in my mouth... n-no homo"
turns out that women speak almost entirely in Jow Forums memes. weird.
Connor Rodriguez
kek
Colton Sanchez
Of all the things that never happened, this is the thing that never happened the most.
Anthony Morales
Stop being an impostor and join a martial arts club
Asher Murphy
stop feeding the lookism. you cant sprint to the end, take your time, you look fine
Thomas Walker
>Eagle eats another bird so some people should go hungry and be denied healthcare despite ample resources >Smash vague Nazi buzzword
Is this really how right wingers think?
Robert Ross
Guarantee you’re a faggot with a recessed chin and nonexistent jaw
Tyler Carter
Here's another one >qt bites her lip and says "wow you must do your facepulls user"
Charles Howard
AMEEEEERICA FUCK YEAAAHHHH
Jace Bailey
Why do people not care that their girlfriend has had other men inside them?
Do they just not think about how she's had other guys cum on and inside her?
Do they just say to themselves "why yes, my girlfriend has had other men inside her and I'm okay with that"?
Isaiah Edwards
>why yes, my girlfriend has had other men inside her and I'm okay with that
