A few days ago I made a thread asking for advice on a girl I matched with on tinder. Today I woke up and noticed she unmatched me. I think once I mentioned that we should go on a date she got scared off. I think I'm done with these dating apps
Update on that girl
Jacob Gomez
Cooper Reed
She was so cute, and I didn't feel like I was doing anything wrong, but maybe I was moving too fast. I cannot communicate with girls
Bentley Anderson
She took the BBC pill. Its nothing personal.
Evan Hughes
I'm black though, and my dick is pretty big. If she'd just stuck around I could've given it to her
Lucas Edwards
You can file a police report. Its a felony to deny BBC in America.
Jackson Kelly
Im sorry. How do you expect to get a girl with THIS situation?
Ryan Howard
I'm in South MS. Near NOLA there are definitely a lot more girls down there. They are very wealthy Jews tho. Most don't pay attention to poor non Jews
Christopher Russell
Whoa. America is the home of the brave and land of COCK.
Andrew Peterson
Full of jews in south MS? It really is over isnt it?
Kayden Miller
Just curious. Any robots wanna see how it's done?
James Campbell
I didnt know dogs could type.
Robert Rogers
SHow me how it's done user
Michael Thompson
No just in South Louisiana. S MS is full of boomers and redneck.
Landon Richardson
Want to see how its really done?
Bentley Diaz
For reference, profile description (job listed as a music teacher)
Kek
Beta and basepilled
Isaiah Long
That profile would work great actually. I see youre a man of sophistication. Schlubby hubby theory.
Tyler Barnes
As you can see, her profile directly related to the messages sent.
>bad at sex jokes, so I made a music pun
>by the second message, I'm starting to lose her
How do you, robots, try to recover from this situation? Just curious
Lucas Jenkins
As you can see, I'm a mall cop. Schlubby, chubby, wagie hubby.
James Fisher
Does that shit actually work?
Are women that retarded?
Ian Perez
It works better than any alpha male chad profile aside from the elite of elite chads. All the alpha stuff gets you is used up roasties. Desirable women want a man they can treat like a pet. Hence the popularity of the dogpill.
Caleb Lee
You tell me, did I get her number after this? Yes
Luis Clark
Woah a numbah. Nice Brah!
Nathaniel Green
Did you set out intentionally to make it sound so childish?
Matthew Morgan
Why is every place a total sausage fest that ends up pushing guys to beg for a girls number online.
Grayson Gray
You do realize the point of dating apps is to get a girl's number and set up a date, right?
Jordan Sanchez
That's life in this clown world, user. You gotta beg.
Easton Nguyen
How do you set up a date without someone's contact information?
Luke Lewis
Sorry brah. I dont have an epic storytelling instinct like you. I love your maturity. I want it. Chicks dig mature men. Get a career and apartment. Thats the answer. Do you write for esquire? Can I intern please.
Tyler Clark
Just get her number bro. Youre in. A number is better than pussy bro. Shes legally obligated to fuck you after giving out her number.
Brody Perez
Just got 2 numbers bro! Im FUCKING killing it bro!
Jonathan Rivera
Have you tried not being such a flaming faggot?
>get number to set up a date
>set up a date
What did I mean by this? Have you tried not being a faggot? Please, share your messages of your most recent fuck
Joshua Howard
Lmao text background confirmed. Had your mom tried to convince before the age of 44 to not end up with your autistic ass?
>all these cuck texts
While chad writes DTF?
Dominic Nelson
HELL YES! Combine their numbers and call them. Threesome life hack. Whats your secret? Women never give out numbers then ignore men to make them go away. Its in the constitution.
Tyler Davis
M8 you need to stop this is just cringe just stop and leave the thread it aint worth it
Asher Anderson
How do you deal with all this cope?
Jason Morales
Cmon guys numbers are one thing but a step above is getting DATES. Man I take sooooo many girls on DATES.
Justin Rogers
Wow so difficult being a chad. Now will you listen? ITS OVER
Jackson James
>reverse image search
WOW chad indeed
Jaxon Jenkins
holding onto a cope so hard. Oh no no no no
Juan Myers
guys. These DATES mean you made it. A woman HAS to love and fuck you after a single date. Just buy dinner bro!
Asher Reed
>thinking he is chad because he can trick girls online
Youll never have sex LOL
Stupid incel
Nolan Flores
>raging because someone literally offers to tell you how to get what you want
Wanna know why you're a KHHV? Because you're a cunt. No matter what someone says to you, you have nothing pleasant to contribute to anything. You exist purely to pity yourself. And nobody pities you enough to even pity fuck you
Hunter Roberts
>can't even keep from getting unmatched
>trying to convince others he knows what he's talking about
Take a seat, son
Thomas Lee
Damn I have made it. You guys cant even conceive of how well I do. Keep talking about Art Blakey and Miles Davis; youre gonna make it someday bro. So many NUMBERS
Andrew Anderson
Thats fake. Youre texting yourself with an app. Nasty faggot fuck
Angel Bailey
Damn why do you guys have to try so hard talking about all this jazz shit and fag stuff. Its not supposed to be THAT hard to get some
Joseph Stewart
>y-yeah well all you did was get her to talk to you, you haven't "made" it
>i-it's j-j-just a n-number
>Y-you're just a mall cop Ch-ch-ch-chad
>YOU'RE A BETA
>I-IT'S A-ALL F-FAKE! H-HE'S MAKING IT UP!!
When will you stop coping?
Angel Ross
>not dating used up old gilfs
Juan Bennett
>other people have tons of matches and sex so you're trying too hard
Anybody can bag a slut, retard. I'm not matching with roasties, clearly that's what you want
Noah Thompson
>J-just talk about Charlie Parker
You realize she would rather fuck a decomposed BBC jazz musician than you? But you got her NUMBER and she wants a DATE
Jace Ortiz
>muh numbers
Kek
Can you fuck a number?
Didnt think so
Give your pal Chad here a call when you finally put the P in the V
Jackson Gomez
Crime is for niggers.
Luke Reed
Woah 3 MATCHES bro? You are killing it with that cheap droid phone
Andrew Turner
>Hey there!
Ehh..
Josiah Hill
Pic related is what a girl said to me 5 years after I dumped her.
>beta bumble user detected
Tinder doesn't tell you how many people swipe right on you. It stops counting at 3. I have no idea who swiped right, because I don't pay for sex.
Bentley Kelly
Op here, think I'm just gonna call it quits, and find someone irl. These sites are not for me
Michael Young
How are you gonna find anyone with this its statistically not very likely you will find anyone at all thats why you went to dating apps in the first place. Keep coping.
The fact you have to go on dating apps says that youre indeed a surplus unwanted male rejected in real life. Tinder is 90% male and the rest are females too used to get something good in real life. Sad!
Owen Lopez
It doesn't stop counting at 3 you fucking loser, it goes 3+, 10+, 15+, 25+. It probably goes higher than that but I deleted it before then
Hunter Jones
>I felt like such a woman when you were inside me
Based user, fucking trannies so that they finally feel like girls
Youre doing Gods work
Carson Watson
Oh, well, shows how much I know about the app. I cleared out a bunch of matches like a month ago, so the pool is pretty dry
Angel Fisher
Do you get matches because you are rich or because you look good? I've never gotten a lot of matches so I'm interested in tips
Adam White
I'm skinnyfat, feminine face and long hair. I am also living in the ghetto. What's your profile look like?
Oliver Phillips
>skinnyfat
>feminine face
>ghetto
Post profile or you are SO LARPing
Leo Turner
What reason do I possibly have to larp?
I would show full face but mods will probably fucking ban me even for this.
Jordan Allen
You literally look like the russian bassist who is obsessed with Metallica.
Christian Foster
Right! I was thinking the same thing
Gabriel Adams
I look awful, and I'm a genuinely awful person all around. I can make it, you can too. That is all I meant to convey with all this
Charles Morales
>I look awful
No you dont
Whether you came here to boost your ego or not, you have good looks
So turn off your computer and go outside
Alexander Sullivan
>I mentioned that we should go on a date she got scared off.
she got 15 new matches. and will date none of them. bitches use tinder for checking their market value.