Anecdotes #522

How would robots like to be loved...
Missed out on teenage romance and sex
What music will you play when you finally have sex for the first time?
Tfw cant stop looking at pictures of her
How do I bust someone who raped a friend of mine?
Women hate thread: the parasites of gender edition
RED FLAGS FOR WOMEN
Dangerous Friend?
The meek shall inherit the earth and fornicators will be destroyed! Don't you guys see...
Shit you hate
Fembot thread
I want a Jow Forums bf. anyone else?
Discord containment thread
Letter bread
My transcript at year 4
Mental illness?
I've been thinking, and honestly there is no reason not to just believe in God if you're a suicidal robot like myself
Hybristophilia
Please for the love of God someone message me on the map thread
I hate working so much. I am successful and make $50k a year but I hate it so much that I'm considering quitting my job...
One chance at life
Is there something that makes you irrationally angry
Pls help friends
There is nothing worse than god attacking you and trapping you, living in a rural area, and having shit poor parents
What kind of things turn women on?
Smell it! Stick your nose inside and inhale the stanky goo!
Listening to kpop song "Shy boy" in the library
When did you realize that girls are actually capable of exceptional levels of love and kindness?
Can fat girls be wife material? A virgin thats really into me is painfully thick but any more would be too much...
Fembots:
Would you have sexual relations with female sonic the hedgehog in real life?
/r9gay/ - #718
I'm just a broken guy. I guess I have a few screws loose. Never really knew it until now
How's your tinder coming along, getting a lot of matches yet?
Omegle
R9k. Help my in this dire time
Dating is such a meme I'm never going to get laid
Is this really accurate of the current political climate?
How you been feeling these past days user
The ultimate blackpill
It has finally happened
Go outside and talk to girls
GOT opinion
The last non-related girl you talked to is your new gf
Autist here
"hey user, wanna watch the avengers with me??? i've watched the trailer like 50 times already!"
How do you change a slut into a loyal loving wife?
Who here /Didn'tHaveSexInHighSchool/? How did it affect your life after high school...
The real dystopia doesn't exis-
Would you let the entire world know your entire life story for $100.000.000,00...
What was the most interesting thing that ever happened to you user? One moment that you always remember for example
Tfw you will never be a 20-something student at a historically black college in the 90s
Today was my first day training to be a prison guard...
/mentalhealth/ general
ITT post rage inducing, soul crushing, disgustingly shallow horrors of the normie world. The abyss always stares back
Fembot here, how do I get myself a nice boyfriend? I mean a really nice guy that will buy me flowers...
Are American whites the niggers of the white race...
Why am i addicted to taking risks?
1. Fix your posture, carry yourself with pride
How long until we get a Netflix original based off Chris Chan?
Recovering from the damage done by alcohol
I'm such a Mormon in outlook and constitution. I feel Mormons are my people...
*sprints across floor and disappears behind furniture*
What is the most hoodrat shit you have ever done?
What do you drive Jow Forums and what is your occupation?
Daily reminder that you're considered ugly if you have any of these
I just dodged a bullet today guys
Can we get a qt thread, my folders looking a bit empty
How many bad habits in total for pic related do you have? Post results
Whats your guilty pleasure band, user?
What would you do with Sophie Turner (Sansa) if you had an opportunity to have any type of sexual intercourse with her?
Bone chilling sentences
Hi. I'm socially inept and matched with a black girl ok bumble. Got her number and sent her this
Female robots
How do ugly dudes get a gf?
Post a fictional character you're similar to
Are there any lesbian femanons here? If so do you ever enjoy teasing men despite not being into them?
What's on your mind, user? What's stressing you? Want to get anything off your chest?
Femanons and fembots, how many orbiters do you have? Why?
/depression/ genral
How do I permanently silence my internal monologue?
Anyone else can't leave the house because they feel too ugly/disgusting?
Have you ever had a paranormal experience, or something that you can only describe as supernatural?
Would you robots settle for a latinx gf?
How has genetics fucked up your life
ITT: post stuff you always wanted as a kid but never got and why
Did lewd with sister AMA
Post yours or others doom rooms
What sex positions do girls like the most?
Hello, user. Why have you decided to start taking therapy?
/britfeel/
Women and "harrassment"
"normie" girl here
ITT: THE LAST SONG YOU LISTENED TO
Things you will buy when you get a job
Femanons how can I get a random guy to buy me a video game? My mom won't buy me a video game that I want so badly
Hello, everyone. How are you doing today ?
So when will the next honker like him emerge?
Im doing it tonight, im going to my favourite spot in the forest with a noose and im never returning, goodbye
Why do white fembots hate asian women so much? Can a white fembot chime in? I'm quite curious!
If you go to Middlebury, best be ready tomorrow cunts
Mum knows I specifically don't eat pork because it's so disgusting, I don't eat bacon either
Give robot a chance at losing virginity
4 days of high school left
Over 2 meters tall
Robots what is it like having a sister? You ever do any lewd shit with her as a kid?
Heres my gf. Say something nice about her
Hey Jow Forums, are all women whores?
Have raging boner
Black guy keeps sitting next to me and talking to me in lecture
Post things that make you go AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Which one do you prefer?
I'm not going to abandon you
That feel when you have fetishes you will never possibly be able to live out in real life
R9k friend thread
Robot hand thread
Im a girl btw
Post your best qt's. Bonus points if you know them IRL
Pick your poison Jow Forums. Which maid
Would you rather get a gf or a FG 42?
Age
Has anyone here ever fallen in love with a fictional character? Are you still in love with that character?
Do femanons have big tiddies?
Why has no one gone after onision?
Tfw even your gains arent enough for whammen
Those with SOs get in here and post some good loving feels
Tfw too poor to eat fast food
Imagine unironically being against the mixing of races
Can someone explain to me the appeal of Avengers and all that superheroes shit?
Ramadan fasting started yesterday
Hey. based crowanon here, ive returned once again, av-man if youre there please reply...
Drinking
I can't fucking take this shit anymore FUCK I JUST WANT TO DIE FUCK FUCK FUCK
Tag map
What do you do to cope?
Coffee appreciation thread:
Why is USA the world centre of incels?
Today was the worst day of my life. Yet
Is it possible for a fembot of size to find love or do I need to lose weight first
How do I sleep with a girl like this?
Women are like ogres. They have layers
This is my cry for help
Oh fuck just kill me now
6 feet tall
Anti-Wagecucking General
For me,its nonamerican white girls
The more I work the more some form of communism sounds like the easier way out
/r9gay/ - #717
Golden Week is over, I'm procrastinating preparing for work tomorrow...
Goodbye R9K
Why doesn't Jow Forums have Omegle threads anymore?
Nihilism is the final red pill. Accept it, embrace it, and free your thought from the poisons of this world
Try to make autistic friends
I wish I could enjoy things
Why don't you INCELS just have sex?
Your son comes out as trans
Tfw 25
How shitty is your job?
I stopped drinking soda and eating bad foods. I drank tea and coffee today. I only ate chickpeas too
A man can fuck 20 women and he's considered a legend but if a women does the same she's considered a whore!"
I fucking hate how easily lots of men cry now. Crying at shit like sad movies, or "inspirational" quotes...
The world is fair
I live in a fucking joke
While facefucking my ex today i realized how fucking disgusting they are, how would they even let that happen to them...
Fembot Feels Thread
YEAR AFTER YEAR RUNNING OVER THE SAME OLD GROUND
Rape is completely okay. the woman orgasms from it. imagine...
Austin Jones is going to jail with charges of molesting children, and with a haircut like that
Guys i think there is something wrong with my toe
Feel like telling me how things are going today? I'd like to talk with you about it if you do
What do I do if I have unbearable chronic fatigue
RED FLAGS FOR FEMALES
Fembots
Who are the "I'm not like the other girls" of men?
/britfeel/
26 still in college
Be me
EVERY DEGRADING ACT DONE UPON YOUR BODY DESTABILIZES THE DIVINE BALANCE
"sup, loser. still no gf? haha!"
Emotional and physical masochist AMA
Which r9k egirl is your favorite?
Anything interesting that you do online?
"user, I know we've been together for a few years now and, well uhmmmm....:
Why do normalfaggots and women always feel the need to decorate their houses and apartments in retarded shit? Like...
Why do you think this has happened
Tfw social anxiety is so bad I literally get anxious messaging people 1 on 1 over a fucking screen
Hey ho Jow Forums! Kermit the Frog here! Today, we have a mystery box. Try to guess what's inside! First clue is...
How can I into normie and grow a twitch stream so I can generate income from that...
Is not living in America the truest curse of the free/internet world...
You all think that you have it bad with women. Nuh-uh, not even close
What type of smokes will kill me the slowest or won't be addictive?
Have you ever told someone you wanted to die? What was their reaction and how did you feel about it?
Am I justified in scamming? I feel like an ass hole but holy fuck
Mouth kino
There are multitudes of beautiful women out there who are single and lonely because men either assume they don't have a...
Post your steam pic, other robots rate you. I rate fp
/L9K/ Lefty General: bad faith actor gishgalloping covert racism edition
Who is the girl that loves you the most besides mommy?
On the Issue of free will
Birthday
He drives a BMW
DO_NOT_BOTHER_TO_BREATHE
I read somewhere that women are a meme. is it true?
What are your biggest fuckups?
What's more robotic, skeletons or fat fags?
Bloomer Thread!
Ask A Cop
How tf is anybody a virgin when tinder exists?
What do you think the average fembot on here looks like?
/creative thread/
Christian robots
What kind of alcohol are you drinking right now user?
Did you go to your school's prom, Jow Forums?
I like every single one of you. No matter how perverted or autistic you are
If you missed out on being young and in love or if you stood idly by on the sidelines while your crushes fucked other...
Waifu General - /waifu/ #155
All I can think about to make myself cum is pounding his bussi. What the FUCK
What does getting blackout drunk feels like ? I did all kinds of drugs, lsd,mdma,shrooms,weed...
Tfw no succubus gf to fuck me to sleep every night only to wake up to her still on your dick
Hi there, how can I help you?
Let me draw things for you /robots/
Who /abused/ here
Is he /ourguy/ r9k? I've been listening to his videos for like a week now and he seems really chill
What's r9k's favorite flavor of ice cream?
Why haven't u tried the pathway to enlightenment anons surely nihilism and being a bitter cynic isn't very rewarding i...
Asked for my number to talk about class related stuff
How do I get my neighbors dogs taken away and killed
Music thread i guess
I can't help but be disgusted by woman now that I know how superficial they are
Just imagine for a moment if you will
Real Talk
Times when do gay
Is being bald/balding the worst fate that can befall a man
Have you faggots ever confessed your love to a girl ?
$50 amazon card
Cat name
MBTI /Who do you hate/ edition
After all these months, I'm finally permabanned
Robot dick thread
Why don't you fembots just work out?
If you can't understand this, this is why women don't like you
When did you realize you lost the ability to be comfy ?
Comfy thread: the district sleeps alone tonight edition
What happened bros
How the fuck do I fight my soda addiction...
Do you guys actually even try to do something against your loneliness?
Is it even acceptable to not have any form of social media in the modern age?
If any of you guys ever had a girl that accept you for who you are...
Do girls really enjoy anal sex? I understand why fags enjoy it since the prostate is located in there...
Make a decent thread on pol get banned from pol why do pol jannies do this
Is omniscient
Why aren't you guys abusing alcohol to "fix" your problems?
Wagie thread. Tell stories about shitty experiences with the general populous or make fun of wagie...
Worthless piece of fucking garbage human being
Unpopular Opinions - Jow Forums edition
How many robots had gay sleepovers like pic related growing up?
/britfeel/
Tfw another tooth cavity starts to hurt
Do girls actually like being called whores? It makes no sense...
Incel thread
You have to be 6ft or it's over
Fucking biologycal mental blindspots
Rage is the only thing i feel anymore
ITT we post the absolute worst Tinder profiles we've ever seen
Post your sexual fantasy or fetish, other anons will say if they like the same thing or would be willing to participate
What anime character do you guys think you could pull off a cosplay as?
Why NPCs get so mad at being called NPCs?
Firefox addons STILL broken
Ywn have a girl hold you like this, with a look of completness on her face
/vgn/- Virgin General: Cope Edition
Rare Pepes
Submissive people disgust me. I could never respect anyone who doesn't respect themselves
Gf wanna try out weed and LSD with me, but I'm not quite sure about that myself
*crack* *sip* yep. *belch* *sip* now the 30 year old boomer, *sip* that was a meme
Just giving (you)'s. Looking for general conversation about anything, just a lonely day
Ask someone who teaches at a Japanese high school anything. I've been here about seven months
Would you date a varbie?
Any foreign legion soldier here?
Are you part of the master race?
It's time for you to roll your new modded Oblivion character, robot
Anti-Wagecucking General
Have any of you ever had any experiences that you would describe as spiritual, paranormal, or religious? Pic unrelated
Went through selfimprovement meme and found happiness in life...
How do you feel that society has been BLACKED? Do you like it or hate it...
Do your duty!
/r9gay/ - #716
Would you settle for a flat gf?
What would you do if you woke up and you instead had a fully functional vagina instead of a penis...
What reason is there left to live for? The world is rotten through...
Tfw nigger
/drugfeel/
How the fuck do you enjoy this
Which one is the real you - your Jow Forums persona or your irl persona?
Time took engage in your power fantasies, anons. Roll for your class!
Normalfags who had sexual experiences when they were teenagers, please tell us all about them to make us incels jealous
Why would anyone date a black girl really? They are ugly as fuck lmao. Look at her, literally disgusting. Right bros??
Fembots
Things you need to know
Map bread. Where you guys at?
What happens in this country, anons?
What stage are you on?
Pinkman is a 0/5 guy
I'm genuinely confused, how the fuck does a person start to like this?
Anyone else here enjoy crying because nothing else is enjoyable anymore?
Fembots, have you ever been mogged by an asian girl?
Start eating large pizzas instead of XL pizzas
It's my little sister's bat mitzvah soon, do you think this would be a nice gift?
Femcels
Thread
Femanons, if the boy is still a virgin, is that a bonus to you?
Why is it so hard to meet girls...
Hello
GF got fake tits
Is she correct in her post here?
/britfeel/
Women have it on easy mode
My little brother has been spending a lot of time on 8ch and watching Jordan Peterson videos...
Just go to Africa
Heh my life didn't turn out exactly like the fairy tale early teen me imagined it
Inside every bitter angry incel is a beautiful woman waiting to blossom. This board is full of trans in denial...
If God is perfect and benevolent, why did he create niggers
You can get a gf under one condition, and that condition is beating Bruce Lee in a fight. You're response?
What brings beautiful white girls from well-off families to this kind of behaviour...
Post a pic of what's in front of you
I want a korean plastic surgery gf
Dubs and I eat this
What's harder to learn?
Do girls find guy butts attractive?
Snap
Is true robotism mostly an american thing?
What is the best country and city with good quility hookers with good prices?
What video game are you playing user?
Weekly Family Thread
Sex women women women politics look at me I'm a victim
The Soviet Union was the greatest force for good in the world
Ywn be an adventurer in a fantasy world full of good feels & wanderlust
26 years old, no friends, never had a girlfriend, virgin, still at my mother's house, not a lot of money...
Sunday night, tomorrow is public holiday
Be me
Be australian
How much coffee do you drink every day and what was the last song that you listened to Jow Forums
Alright robots. Post pics of where you are right now. No cleaning
Any fa/tg/uys here?
You Said We'd Be Frens to The En
Tits or ass?
Has anyone here tried improving their own life? I was thinking of trying it out. Any tips or experiences?
Grew up with single mom and four older sisters
Hey
Why is there an obsession with whiteness on Jow Forums...
Just got an escort, what should I expect? They're legal where I am
How the fuck do people take showers every fucking day, sometimes twice a day?
Every Normie Talking Point DESTROYED
Do zoomers have any sort of morals or convictions unique to their generation?
Hey Jow Forums, How has your night/morning/noon today been?!
The future is trans!
It's penis inspection day
Hey Jow Forums, mind classifying my political ideology for me?
Beards and Facial Hair
How do we fix the modern woman?
LOOK ME IN THE DICK WHEN YOU TAWKIN TO ME STAYVUN
Two lost georgeous women show up to your door in the rain and ask to come in and use your phone
Women blackpills from a former robot turned semi-chad
Be me
Oh, hi user. um.. i was wondering if you want to get a coffee sometimes, i understand if you say no
Why does a Christian nation tolerate non-Christians...
I'm having a very hard time trying to tough this shit out guys
Aside from being funny and confident...
How smart is Jow Forums?
You think youll ever leave?
Omegle
Anons here are the best. Affection here feels more genuine than anywhere else on the internet
PLEASE REPENT FRIENDS
Waifu General - /waifu/ #154
Do you have any fashion sense? Or do you always wear a t-shirt and jeans
ITT we Greentext your dreams
I think my older sister is getting fugged by her bf right now...
Anyone else afraid of moving to america because of amerimutts? I've heard stories about their tendencies
1900s: Bible-believing men
/saturdaynight/ get the fuck in here
Mom's friend
Hi r9k, is there anyone out there that loves junko/danganronpa out there as much as i do
Any robots in the marines, if so what's your experience, and do you have any tips?
Is he right? Is the twink bodytype starting to catch on?
Anyone wanna fap to some anime tiddies with me?
Be femanon
Be me
Does Guardian fit me most?
Has a girl ever liked you or shown any interest in you user? What was she like?
Bullying Ice Berg Tiers
What are the things a man needs to do to have a woman look at him like pic related?
How's your luck going on tinder fellow robots
Would you sniff a qt German girl's feet and ass?
Asian Fembots
Hey losers
I have a pretty strong porn addiction, please help me. I feel like God is judging me too
I suffer here in Germany, guys
Literally every single yellow fever guy looks like this
Enjoying the sexual freedom anons? life's so fucking good, I can't imagine anyone being a virgin in this day and age
Drunkanon
Talk
Go on date
Be a shut in "hikikomori" for many years
/britfeel/
Will never be cured
Does this place still practice Self Improvement, or have you given up changing anything about yourselves?
Do femanons have small tits and big cute nips?
ITT: post people or characters that look like you
The World is going to shit. Everything is so depressing, when will this end? I want things to improve, somewhere...
/r9gay/ - #715
FYI, that cute cashier doesn't like you, its her job to be nice
God spoke to me a week ago in my dreams. He told me why I'm alive and what I have to in my life...
Graduate college
What are your positives that could land you a partner?
Start talking to an user via email
Melee? melee
S-should I get a mumble and/or tinder or will that make me a whore? I don't know how to use them, too...
/nightwalk/ thread
Things don't get better, do they?
White kids be like
Implying you wouldn't lick this beautiful lady, robots
What is the truth about hapas?
Creative robots
How come millennials are having less sex?
Tinder in america
Think maybe I'm not gay after all
Be me
Start talking with an user everyday this week
I'm ready to hear your confession
She'll get bored eventu-
Cute Girls thread #2
/britfeel/
I suffer here in the Netherlands
His logs of shit are so delicious
Presentation in college tomorrow
This is what Caesar looked like
Ramadan starts tomorrow. Now is your chance to make a meaningful change in you life and turn towards the righteous path
ITT: describe your perfect woman
How do I get into gaming?
When the straight boy won't take no for an answer
I got all A's and B's this semester
She doesn't text you back in over 24-48 hours
What are you avoiding?
I'm out uwu
Why did this get so many retweets? Is he right?
"Go out, hang out with your friends, don't be like your brother, he's 21 years old and he's not going out anywhere...
Sigh my gf told me her ex was black. I didnt know her history until 3 years into our relationship...
I am a girl with a savior complex, yet I have my own issues as well...
You can't keep doing this to me. Come on
Since my boyfriend abandoned me and I don't have anyone to play games with anymore...
Assume you're still a loser when presented this
Hey user, come back to bed and cuddle
Let's get a comfy Saturday porn thread going. Post your favourite pornstars and scenes!
Is going to Poland the way to go?
"ANOOOOOOON BRO HOW'S IT GOING, MAY THE 4TH BE WITH YOU!!"
What did this test meant by this?
ITT post your fantasies you degenerates
Give me one reason why you shouldn't all be neutered
Astral projected to work yesterday
Life really is just a pointless cycle of working, wasting time, and going to sleep, isn't it...
Why are women so shallow? (No wonder this itself was apparently not original.)
Crippling fear of death that makes living unbearable
I don't smoke. I don't drink. I don't do drugs. I don't have any piercings or tattoos. I have never had premarital sex...
/britfeel/
Post Muslim QTs
A girl has a thicker penis than you
I want to be weak and proud of it
How many abortions till it's murder?
Why is kissing in porn so rare?
U jellly virggins?
Have you come to terms with how insane our economic system is?
How do non schizoids live? I think being a schizoid is ultimate bliss
There really is no point is there
Have unprotected sex with qt boy
The mushrooms are starting to kick in
Would you date a famous pornstar that would also love you unconditionally?
Jow Forums? Isn't that a website for alt-right racists and pedophiles? Don't tell me you go there, do you?
Why is it considered bad to be a male virgin?
Use Tinder
Hey guys free (you)
Meet a girl
Why do you care about sex so much?
Wisdom Teeth
Would you give up 30 IQ points to go up 3 points in facial aesthetics and have exactly the height and physique you've...
Im a guy who serves most of the guys on my dorm floor with my mouth on command. AMA
Would you date a girl who was a registered sex offender?
Incels always talking about wanting a gf but have any of you even owned a dog?
Do girls fetishize socially awkward guys? pic unrelated
This is fucking impossible bros
How's he going to cope amongst the tyrones robots? Will his boipussy be sore?
One chance at life
Hi robots! Im looking for a /robot/ bf. Im 5'3, i wear glasses, my hair is dark blond (brown-ish), my eyes are blue...
How can I find a good balance between not slaving my life away and simple living...
Why are mass shootings so common but bombings are so rare...
Why are whites are scared of spice?
Anyone else here friendless?
Vegans are right
Want to fuck with these degenerates?
Women don't like this
Post Cute Girls
Why didn't you ask out that one girl who was really nice to you?
My dad told me that he'll never accept me as his daughter and I'll always be a failure of a son
Are girls aware of how powerful their feet are?
Omegle thead
My cat always cock blocks me
Medication general
Can I still get back the teenage love I didn't get
I'm sick of jacking off the same way over and over. Give me some new interesting ways to fap
Why can't white people handle the spice, brobots?
Map thread. How goes the friendmaking, user?
What is with this meme? When does this video get good?
User this is what a diet of microwave meals and fast food has done too my body. Take responsibility
Actual masochist here, ask me anything
Rinmaru thread!
Anyone wanna talk to a femanon in pain? i might be boring but the company would be nice
Father basically replaced my mom with me by making me his pseudo-wife
Dubs and once you fall asleep you will never have existed. Please work this time. Im tired, oh so tired
Do robots like headpats?
There are retards on this board that think that all the e girls that post here are social isolated pure virgins
My Hero. Based Ted
ITT: words/phrases normalniggers overuse
There are negresses browsing this board right now
You wake up as Chad
Give me your comfiest anime
Tfw fell in love with another user's sister through greentexts
I really want an attention starved socially isolated robot boi to cuddle with
I wish i was a female.. ciara would've killed herself if she was a male, instead...
Do you forever alone 25+ robots and fembots cling to the hope you are just a late bloomer and romance can happen for...
Button A kills everyone on r9k except you
MUSIC RATE THREAD // hey anons post what ur listening to right now and ill rate the song out of 10...
Tfw you realize you share this board with filthy muzak listeners
How do you react, user?
Have any robots escaped inceldom? How did you do it? I want to change my life but I dont know what do
Post a pic that represents the absolute state of yourself
Just ruined relationship AMA
Do you have oneitis user?
I suffer here in Germany
If you were a grill what type would you be? I would be a huge slut but only to robots and not Chad
Friday night; what are you doing?
/britfeel/
How was your day? If you'd like to share I'd like to hear...
Have you ever met a dominant woman...
Daily reminder to be a good girl and take your meds so maybe, just maybe you'll get to go to Norway this summer
My gf is a slut
Ask A Cop Anything
Can a woman ignore her hypergamous nature by sheer will?
If girls are actually turned off by virgins how does one even lose their virginity
ITT: God-tier drinks only
Imagine actually being a black woman lmao
/r9gay/ - #714
You befriend Elliot 3 months before the shooting, how do you save him?
My youner sister has started calling me "bro" and I do not like it, however...
Anyone drinking at home tonight? This is all I got. $12 at Walmart for 5L...
It's Friday night, so you know what time it is: Censored Porn thread
Mother's husband asked me if I'd watch his daughter
Try to find robot friend to cuddle with in my area
Another chart thread. Let's see what you've got fellas
Favourite flavour?
This is 12
*farts in ur sink*
Jow Forums in a nushell
Help me brainstorm how to contribute less to society
Tfw you will never fight against the soviet union
Why haven't you joined the trangender ethnostate yet? A white trans gf for every cute nerdy fashy boi
What do you consider your purpose in life? Or in other words
Who here loves strip clubs? Who's hitting the strip club tonight??
Found my brother's "thought catalogue", which his therapist suggested he compose. It has only one entry and this is it...
Having a good day
Do your parents know ur an incel? Do they even care?
Please help me I'm fat and I'm trying so hard but after a 30 minute weight and cardio session in covered in sweat and...
How do you robots make money?
If you're at least 6 foot tall then you are not a real robot. You have Chad height, girls love guys who are 6+foot tall
Question to girls on this board
Why are normies obsessed with Game of Thrones?
What kind of clothing are boys supposed to wear to look good?
Tfw I actually found a hobby
Do you shake or moan when you masturbate, user? State if you are cut or uncut
Are there any virgin male anons who want to wait until they're married?
Why is it that being a low IQ unemployed drug addict gets you the best women?
One chance at life
Moral Alignment Test
Try my best to be a deceant human being
You get to fuck a 10/10, BUT you have to do it in front of a bunch of other robots...
/britfeel/
Would you robots date a half black girl with Aspergers?
How would you approach women like this?
Tfw expected to work 8 hours straight without breaks or lunch
Be me
Men thread
Imagine being female...
I'm drunk. Will you keep me company?
When is a good time to ask a girl out on a second date?
Be white and average looking
Wtf i hate rich people even more now
Tfw no small group of robot friends to have a cute sleepover with and do lots of cool things like play video games and...
Yellow Fever Thread
Misaki Friday
YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED ROBOTS?
Anyone here good at shitting? What's your strategy on the toilet?
Is the United Kingdom really as depressing as it sounds?
Robots, opinions on lesbians?
Update on that girl
Birth control is fucking with you more than you realize, femanon. why are you still taking this garbage
Is 2 abortions too many abortions for a 19yo girl to have had?
Your problem is that you've spent most of your adult life inside your bedroom by the computer. You know it's true...
Dreams that bring feels
How is it possible to enjoy working?
Every day until you love me
How fat is too fat for you, robots?
Inc*ls BTFO'd! How will they recover from this one?
What should I name the baby pigeons?
Being 5'6 bars me from such pleasures
Reminded that even if you get a gf she wont like you
Do you know any NEET females?
"just follow your hobbies bro"
This is your destiny, Jow Forums
His height starts with 5
Wanna be frens
/britfeel/
Im not racist but i think that the hair texture of black people is really really fucking disgusting...
You missed a spot here, janny. Jeez, you're so useless. Do I have to do your job for you now...
Jow Forums why are you raping inanimate objects that cannot consent? whats wroing with you you sick perverts?????...
Tfw my white nationalist e bf is barely saying anything
I'm not going to abandon you
Hey. Can you Chad's that dominate this website help a guy out? This cute...
Okay, how the fuck do people meet women?
Cuddles
Pic related has a gf, friends, and a job he likes while you seethe in loneliness and neetdom
Wageslave nightmare
Suddenly your internet won't work, you check your modem, PC, the power shuts off, you try on your phone, no reception...
Notice how everyone on reddit has some sort of thing fucked up with their brain
Why the do guys have such insane high standards nowadays...
I submit that Germany is the most cucked and emasculated country
Assmen are betas
Be me, bored
User, when are you going to take me to meet your family? You're not . . . ashamed of me, are you?
How's the escape going, user?
Why is it considered taboo for women to make the first move?
How does this make you feel?
Why do asian girls like white guys so much
Are we living in a simulation?
How can I be based like him?
Be me
Will I ever get better and start leaving the house? As of today, I'm a 22 year old virgin, single female...
What's the deal with white boys and spicy food?
What kind of music do you listen to fellow frens?
How to live after losing your one true love?
Dude why don't you go to the gym? It would solve MOST problems you guys have
When did you take the true redpill?
Chatting Thread?
Vulnerable
The idea alone that a woman allowed me to do this to her is absolutely insane. How is sex even real...
For a few days now, Papa has been in deep thought about relationships. I'm talking about human to human ones...
ITT: Post depressing music or music that generally gives you feels
Animu sucks
I want to establish a passionate romantic relationship with a fembot via email...
In class
My life is miserable and I want to die. Who else?
/NZ/ thread
Wake up as chad
Would you date a girl who only looks good in makeup?
Oi robots, what do you believe is your purpose, if you have one even
Will he beat Trump next year?
Your daughter sends you this email
Ever ask out that cute cashier?
Real talk, how long do we have until he commits suicide?
The reason you can't get laid is because women pick only the HIGHEST QUALITY MEN...
Waifu General - /waifu/ #153
Any homeschooled bots browsing right now?
Would you rather be stabbed or shot, which would hurt more
Wus poppin bots. i invented a scientific system for identifying and evaluating the toxicity level of females for dating...
Did Tinder really cause the incel epidemic?
Tfw you realize that all human beings share the singular consciousness of the universe and only feel as though they are...
Hi r9k, it's ratchan. you havent forgotten me yet, have you? well i guess i just wanted to know something...
I just rawdogged a mexican tranny
She doesn't know how to make a guy squirt
Walking outside
Why are women so fat in this country?
Zoomers think they're elites
Is it possible to be friends with a neet/hikki man without them flirting or having intentions of dating in the future?
Hi user what's up idk tell me how your day went
Would you rather have sex with your waifu or a million dollars?
What do i do if the only friend i have is a douche? Is it better to just chill alonei
How do I get an abusive gf who will beat me relentlessly everyday?
Today I learned that girls don't pee out of their vaginas...
No amount of rangebans will save you from my hugs, janny! Same goes for the mods!
I really hope there isn't someone older than 40 browsing here. Yikes
I'm freaking out. I messaged a girl I talked to twice in class on IG a week ago and she finally responded
Military
Vocaroo Thread
Give me all the edits you got
What career do robots have?
Tfw 5'8"
Are any of you incels as ugly as this mutt?
Thoughts on this kind of a work environment?
What do you guys think about tall girls?
Do you think you're husband material?
God-teir insect thread
Would you make a good boywife?
Why haven't you found a tranny gf yet user...
How did these go from being seen as hooker nails, to being seen as a cornerstone of femininity within American culture?
Vent your feels
Do you consider yourself successful?
Sex with a sllut
LSD
What reasons would a girl have for texting you every day and saying goodnight?
What do I care? I have nothing to lose
Why not get yourself a Frot Friend? What? "Because it's gay"? That's silly! Is high-fiving a buddy gay? Of course not
Why don't you smoke weed, user?
Seriously what's the point of living if you're not beautiful like pic related? I want to die...
I suffer as a white straight man in the west
I's a small town nigga!
Bullying
>Shadman
Jow Forums gets Jow Forums 2020
Are you feeling lucky, robots?
"Hey guys, blackbot here"
Telk me about that one time you got into a fist fight r9k
/britfeel/
Imagine not living in the country that's the protagonist of the world
Why don't you date a girl with BPD?
"women like to take care of a man, but not a man who needs to be taken care of"
All robots are abandonners
Reminder
Mom asks me if she can redecorate my room
Chad PC 2019
Why do I love rimming so much...
/drugfeels/
Transition
Why don't you dumbasses just mew? seriously, i don't fucking get it...
Any femanon actually here and not just larping tranies?
CRAWL TOWARDS ME R9K
It:describe your perfect woman
/creative robots/
Decide to check out reddit to see if its as bad as everyone says
POST EM LADS
/blackbot/ thread ?
What the fuk were they thinking?
I'm a boy and I-I'm wearing panties right now >.<
Is drinking water make you less of manly? i dont never drink water because it dont taste good...
Cavities are a meme
Drug thread
I love hating women. I don't know how to stop
Post ugly girls in this thread
Do you decorate your room or is that for fags?
Big kathy oneechan it seems like the weather over in your town is nice today. have fun if you decide to go out...
Tfw no bf/gf to listen to Eastern European folk metal with
AMA
Discord safety rules
Ask a chad
Hello frens, i haven't been here in a long while
Post your pets robots
What would make you kill urself? whats the last straw?
Feeling lonely, anyone wanna chat?
Confess
How much clout and/or followers do you have on insta?
Unironically how bad would it be to be a 25+ virgin female, out of choice...
What's is wrong with polygamy?
Would you marry a non-virgin?
Why do roasties think that it is their right and that it's moral to kill babies because it is more convenient for them...
Drinking
Fapping favourites
Just look for a younger schoolgirl user, its that easy
Why do stupid people exist?
/britfeel/
Online friends
Isn't it bizarre how such a simple thing can fill people with both rage and lust?
Do women really make this face during orgasm?
Indian user
What would you do if you woke up tomorrow and it was today again?
What does r9k think of Nietzsche
Have any of you tried the jew pills/antidepressants?
You have to fuck one of these beach girls
Why don't femanons police the attention whores in their gender...
Why is something like not having a gf really fucking destroying me...
Women Love Thread
Why does /soc9k/ orbit e-girls that look like this
Why is anime socially mostly frowned upon?
Thoughts user?
User likes the same vidya/anime as you
You wake up looking like this. What do?
How many robots are virgins?
I never had insecurities about my race or my height until I started coming to Jow Forums...
Tfw about to inherit $3k
ITT: We rate femanons
HOW THE FUCK DOES PEOPLE FIND SCHIZO/BPD GF
BBC sissy hypno doesn't cut it anymore
Trolls, incels, losers, virgins, robots, neets, assemble to the table
Would you break her bones for 20 million dollars?
Has any of you having been shamed by your own parents for not having a girlfriend?
Who is your tranny-fu?
Women hate thread
Are tattoos the most cringe and try-hard fad of recent times? Are younger generations realizing this?
Message to youngsters who want to be NEET
Robot /fa/ thread
F-Forty years... h-haha that'll n-never happen to me
This is a biological Asian boy
Asian Male White Female Thread
You're allowed to get one piece of plastic surgery for free
Why would I date someone who thinks I am inferior?
Woke up 10 minutes ago