I'm ready to hear your confession

he got panicked and knoked on the door for 10min for me to open

It was wrong, but you didn't traumatized or hurt him, it sound more like a harsh teen prank than an act of violence.

Confession 1: I wish to get back into shape and go to college, but don't know where to start, all i did was get into fights alot because i'm always so aggressive towards everything, where it's hard to actually find out where to start and how my aggression will affect my college days. And if i get back to shape again, it might be that i will get handicapped due to getting into fights alot

Confession 2: I wish to become a robot or atleast a cyborg, but know it won't happen

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I'm not a robot. I'm just here because I need my dose of shit posts. Going back to work next week, I have a lot of girls to talk to. I like interacting with girls in real life. Kill me.

You are forgiven my child
You are forgiven my child
You are forgiven my child
You are forgiven my child
You are forgiven my child
You are forgiven my child

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gtfo of this board digusting normalfag

You should leave before you become a robot
Why such a rage user?

You are forgiven my child

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when I was a kid I forced my 7 year old cousin to sit on my 3 year old cousins face. bare naked btw

Unironically stoicism, you'll need it user

You are not forgiven my child, repent

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I cant I would get swatted.

i lie to my parents that i have a girlfriend

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I have a lot of virgin rage bottled up inside me and anonymous anime imageboard is the only place I feel save enough to let it out
>tfw people think you are nice irl but you are actually an asshole but too shy to show it

Your sister does count tho

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user, you shouldn't expect anything but to be tempted until your least breath.
I'm sorry for you, you should try to find a better way to deal with your anger for not having what you "deserve"

I'm married but I still lurk here sometimes

My amphetamine usage is getting out of control again

i couldn't even get hard when i stared her ass

I get hard when i look at my own ass, does it mean i'm a narcissist? But then again, i always have a boner when i look at any ass, because i'm an assman, because ass size = thigh size

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You are forgiven my child

You are forgiven my child

You are forgiven my child

You are forgiven my child
Do not impersonate a holy minister. Begone from here, heathen!

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I purposefully let everyone know how poor one of my friends is. He lied about having a ton of steam games but im really just library sharing with him (i have 127 games, he has 11 crappy $5 games). He bragged about being rich so i outted his ass in front of everyone and know hes getting fucked with

im gonna kill myself tomorrow i wrote my farewell letter and gonna clean my room tomorrow yep im gonna do it and nothing can stop me

I can't keep up with all the threads I shitpost in so half the people falling for my baits never get their (You)

I despise black people.

I wanna seduce the priest

what happens if a child molests a priest?

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I've pooped into the bathtub while bathing, but it was diarrhea so I didn't have to clean up or stomp it down the drain.

Well, the priest was asking for it going off with the child alone and dressing so attractively

You are forgiven my child
You are forgiven my child
Don't do it
You are forgiven my child
You are forgiven my child

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The perfect crime, nobody will believe them.

This is actually true. A child could molest a priest and then get the priest arrested. Weird thought.

You've forgiven me even though I've bathed in my own shit-water like a pig. I-I don't know what to say, my soul feels like it's finally free from all that shame.

I can't promise I won't do it again though.

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Pls Mr Priest, may i have your holy member?

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I work at a primary school as a child care worker and the kids there drive me crazy. I started getting attracted to them and feel the urge to touch and kiss them.

boi stap it pls

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I cry at night over the fact that I am lonely and don't have a qt Japanese Girlfriend

I kinda harassed a woman who was 13 years older than me because I had a crush on her

I secretly recorded videos of my sister shaving for her bf.

Got a family with mom. Just took dad's place after he passed away.

No, son

You are not forgiven unless you vow to stop this

You are forgiven my child

You are forgiven my child

You are forgiven my child

You are forgiven my child

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whenever i see videos of criminals/predators/any bad people getting caught, it always freaks me out a little cause i see a part of myself in them. not because i'm a person who does anything seirously wrong - have some weird kinks, sometimes a bit two-faced trying to please everyone, not much else - but because i feel like i could slip into that path anytime, and i dont know what level of control i would have over it.

I'm actually a normalfag with a great job and a loving fiancee, but I come to Jow Forums for some laughs at the ultra autism you get to see here.

Hello, my name is Elon Musk and I also come here to laugh at incels.

Imma stab one of the lithium ion batteries in your car with you in it and watch you combust into flames

going to of myself soon, is that a sin? I just want to be free and find my peace

>fapped to degenerate pron again and still feel disgusted with myself
Will you forgive me and give me strength to never do it again, priest?

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I neglected my health and self because I got mad over a video game and couldnt stop playing it.
I was so angry, I ripped my shirt apart and left a mess in our kitchen which mom cleaned after.
I regret it.

I'm on a five day streak of NoFap / Semen retention and I'm starting to realize how severely pornography and masturbation must have fucked up my life, my self, my health, my mind, my growth, my psyche, my soul, my well-being from 20-22 years of PMO.
I'm starting to have moments where I feel like I'm done with this world.
t. 34yo khv

i made my mom cry for being complete trash
i feel like crying

please dont do this, user. please

I have acedia and have given in to it completely I hope the Lord forgives me for this grave sin.

What is that and what is it bad?

Apologize. tell her you love her

>a state of listlessness or torpor, of not caring or not being concerned with one's position or condition in the world. It can lead to a state of being unable to perform one's duties in life. Its spiritual overtones make it related to but arguably distinct from depression.[1] Acedia was originally noted as a problem among monks and other ascetics who maintained a solitary life.

I want to die.
I joined the military because I didn't want to go to college/wasted every other opportunity I had going for me and ended up regretting it pretty hard.
I hate getting up early for pt, doing retarded stuff all day, getting treated like garbage by my leadership, and making next to nothing. My peers from my hometown are moving forward in life and I'm trapped in a nightmare of army autism and power tripping NCOs with years left until I can get out. Not that that's a reason in itself to kill myself but it certainly doesn't help.
Besides that I'm a typical loser KHV probable autist robot with a porn addiction and near constant suicidal thoughts. My life's not going anywhere even when I do get out. I've worked out, changed my appearance, asked girls out, and been treated like a creep just the same because I am one. I have no friends, just acquaintances close enough to ask me for favors but too distant to talk to or hang out with.
I believe in God but I struggle to continue living when it seems like I can't stop making terrible decisions that burden others and like I'll never be free of my addiction. My life seems like one long chain of sins and failures from birth to present and killing myself would end it. I know it would hurt my parents and especially my kid brother, and that keeps me from doing it for now, but I don't know how long I can keep this up before I snap and hang myself out my barracks window or suck start a shotgun at the px food court.
I pray sometimes for a truck to hit me while walking to work, or to have a heart attack while doing pt. Something. The best solution to my problem would be for me to die instead of killing myself and both lose my life and avoid the guilt my family would doubtless feel if I did it myself.
I know it's against God's will but even eternity hanging from a tree is starting to sound pretty good right now.

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Why do you cut yourself?
origogg

I gained 30 lbs because of my fetish and masturbated to myself in the mirror or photos/vids of my chubby new body probably thousands of times

>jerking off to yourself

LEGEND

I'm straight but I can't stop fapping to gfur

>took creepshots of qt latinas at maccas
>fapped to my middle school yearbook
>accidentally kicked a kid at walmart
>stepped on someones flowers and killed them

i wholesomely like this guy at work and hes such a qt

You should just kill yourself already

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Did we just become besties

I was bullied by the same group of kids from elementary to highschool. One guy escalated things to the point of sexually harassing and sexually assaulting me. I gradually began to enjoy it, and took some video/pictures in secrete to use as fap material later.
During the last year of highschool he hadn't done anything to me in some time so I threatened to release the pictures and video I took if he didn't continue.

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i dont think it's too strange to see parts of ourselves in criminals. theyre human beings, just like you--but molded in environments quite dissimilar.

I know that everything that is wrong in my life is my own doing, and I know that it is within my power to fix it, yet I do nothing.

I hate getting low grades and barely passing my college courses, but I do not study. I hate being a fat lazy fuck, but I never utilize my gym membership. I know how to fix literally everything about my life that I am unsatisfied with, but I don't.

Father, how do I develop willpower?

I made the same lie to my parents. I also am harassing my oneitis and I think she is afraid of me. I'm trying to behave more normally but it's hard

power move my friend, im impressed

I have the same problem. Father, please help us both.

This is pathetic. FUCK off already.

>nothing can stop me
Unironically use that attitude towards life instead and you'll have no reason to want to kill yourself. If nothing else, keep living out of spite.

I fell in love with an underage (17) and then while he was going through a hard time I tried to help him but I ended up just breaking him worse and now he's so emotionally fragile and unstable and it's all my fucking fault

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i pissed on the floor at the library on purpose

I fucked up my left hand again, as I had panic attack yesterday and was completely alone with it. Don't know how long I can take it

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Fucked up as in what?

Spent most of my vacation days in my room too anxious to go outside

how old r u?
thats the real MF TEA

As in cutting. Pretty badly this time. It sucks as my hand finally looked pretty well. I guess it's time to wear long sleeves for a few months again. But all that shit, it makes me exhausted, I can't and won't handle it anymore

>just hooked up with my first grill a few hours ago
>we have a million things in common and she's friggin hot
>unironically worried whether or not she was a jew during our hook up
>happened two separate times

I'm 23.

Reagano

you'll find out eventually so stop being a bitch

just casually ask about ancestry

I spent 18-23 being a khv sitting in my room fapping to gfur, cartoon porn, and sometimes hentai 2 or 3 times a day.

I eat to cope with the shittiness of life. Am now bordering on overweight BMI. Have been telling myself for months that "this is the last day" or "i'll get in shape starting now" but I'm too much of a weak faggot to cut it out of my life because it's the only thing I have in life that lets me not feel depressed

I've been living with and fucking my cousin for over 5 years now. I just like to come here and roleplay as a loser because I have no friends in real life and it helps me feel like I fit in and belong somewhere.

Bought an expensive lego set even though i don't have that much money to begin with.
Again.

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I jerked off for 30 hours on adderall again

my friends think i'm gay just because I'm a clingy, socially awkward, khv who doesn't have a gf compared to them and that I hate and avoid anything having to do with gay and that I get off to anime and Japanese models/voice actors

Life is truly meaningless for me. I will never be a normal person, so I base all my personal decisions on what increases my odds of having intercourse.

I've had suicidal thoughts and plans every day this week. I refuse to get help for it because I deeply want them to surface to the point of happening.