life is cruel bros. If only.
What do I do bros? She seems tall
Tfw fit and chad, but 5’7” manlet
life is cruel bros. If only.
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you aren't chad if you're 5'7
im sorry but its the truth
heightfraud to 5'8 she literally won't be able to tell the difference
okay, don't lay it on so heavy
no matter what your insecurity and no matter how justified, women are attracted to guys who don't worry about that shit, so at least act cool
chad enough to match with her
Tell her you’re “over 5’6”
Lie you dumb fuck. Say your 6 feet and then make fun of her for believe
shes got it written in her info
is this b8 or do you just love shame?
she's ugly, shouldn't have matched
tall enough to rape you =^]
Tell her that you’re taller than the “must be this tall to ride” sign
She’ll think it’s funny trust me
youre probably 5'8 in shoes so say 5'9
come on now
maybe ur good looking but u cant be a chad at 5'7 sorry man
Tell her you're obligated to ask how big her tits are for the lulz, you'll never get laid by her anyways everyone knows white women aren't into manlets.
I estimate her height at 5’9”, I’m good at judging height
Probably taller then you
Also your not chad for matching with some tinder chick. Kek
What would be chad is if you mate with her to ensure her superior genes prevent your off spring from being manlets. Hope shes 6'+ other wise if shes shorter it may be to high a risk to pass on your manlet genes.
women are attracted to guys who don't worry about that shit
Ah, the blue pill. I remember those days.
Can you do me a favor, user? Can you describe the sunset to me? Or the feeling of listening to music you love? Or the joy of hearing a baby's laughter? I forgot what it's like to enjoy things, you see, and all the other privileges of the blue pill. I forgot what it was like in the days before it all turned black. I forgot what it's like to feel anything but my own death drive.
Enjoy it while it lasts user.
so I say 5’9? But if we meet she might tell. Should I wear boots
Perfect. Tall chicks are basically female manlets. Tell her you're 5'6" and that you you love tall girls. Who doesn't want an Amazonian princess?
trying this hard
never said it was the ONLY thing they ere attracted to
jesus christ, i think you just like hearing your own dumb ass talk lol
this might be a tactic
maybe 5'5 even
Don't lie if you can help it. Women I've dated don't really care about a guy's height but they hate dudes who showed up to the date and had obviously fudged a few inches.
lmao. good luck bro.
Answer in cm
CM answers allways look bigger to Americans.
If she takes the time to convert the measurement, you can tease her for obviously being into you by expending the effort.
How bout one inch? I’m 5’7” (barefoot) I can tell her I’m 5’8” (barefoot) and insert a witty comment
respond if dubs
Are you 6 foot or over? Because I like long legs. ;)
*begins stroking 7 in cock*
Lmao nice one I’m thinking about it
also thinking about telling her the truth (5’7” barefoot) and saying this
this isnt a jester its just cringe
Penis is 6.5” not too far
tell her youre 5'10 and wear your squat shoes, hope she doesnt notice the missing 2 inches
Women I've dated don't really care about a guy's height
ohhh no no no no huuhhhuhhhuhhhh HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *WHEEZE* HAHAHAAHAHA
This as well don’t screw it up
ask her how much she weighs
Rolling for victory
t. over 6' guy ***whose height never mattered because he didn't lie about it
"How much do you weight I'm obligated to ask"
If you respond any other way then you're a beta faggot.
she’s obvious slim body
This was fine when she said "falling asleep while talking to a cute boy". Past that he fucked up. That was the most blatant signal you could ever ask for and was the opportunity for this sperg to try to land a simple coffee date.
Ask a girl how long her fishcave is.
tall chicks are basically female manlets
What did he mean by this
He means tall women are undesirable to men as short men are undesirable to women.
I'm fucking crying this guy literally loses his mind
Best laugh I've had
I’m gonna tell her the truth. There’s no point in lying. What if I lie and she wants to meet up? Game over. I don’t think it’s wrong of her to not like me based on my height. I personally wouldn’t go out with a fat girl, I’m just as shallow as her. Hopefully my personality will keep her on me as I already caught her attention through my photos. Updates soon. Hopefully she can be my tall gf. Wish me luck bros
Oh and also i forgot to mention im a complete sub sissy and i want to be pegged hard by her wearing an 8 inch strapon
that is really funny
Lying just comes off as insecure. Which by the way, you clearly are.
Ya maybe tell her this aswell while youre at it.
I'm serious. Of course Jow Forums will never believe me, but most women outside of the most basic of hookup sluts aren't as superficial as user says. All the girls I've gone out with have past dating stories involving short/fat/poor/crazy/awkward guys. Specifically involving height, the chicks I've known haven't cared about the figure but they usually want a dude to be at least their height or slightly taller.
I guess an inch would be hard to prove unless she measured you, but at same time it seems kind insecure to have to pretend to be 5'8". Let the chips fall where they may. If you're so desperate to impress one chick on Tinder you're already losing. Being short is find but having a complex about it is tangible failure.
this is a terrible post and you should leave this website
straight from reddit, this one
If this isn't a bait post you need to chill the fuck out. Don't put any importance in these dates until you've been seeing them a while. Most first dates go nowhere and it's nobody's fault.
Lie and hope for the best. What's she going to do, whip out a tape measure?
You better not fucking be OP, calling yourself a chad and talking like this. You haven't even seen this woman irl, don't develop oneitis this quickly.
Lying would be pathetic, either tell the truth or make a joke
tall chad feels
nah OP here, still haven’t said anything. Timestamp proof
Tell her that, actually it's one of the most common fetishes, many women like ass for a reason.
Alright thank fucking god.
Get on with it you homo, you're probably fucked anyways, if she feels the need to bring it up then height obviously matters to her.
Just be honest about your height and say you like tall girls, it’s your only chance
just fucking ghost her right there
dont listen to this faggot
I'm gonna say "5'8" and I love tall girls". Yes or no? 5'8" because I'm 5'8" with shoes
its too late to say "i love tall girls" it sounds like a cope
shoulda said it at the beginning
well we have been taking long to respond to each other, our replies have been 1+ hours in between
mfw i'm 5'9 and have been on about 10 dates in the last year, only one of them was close to me in height and it didn't even matter
And i'm North American
being under 6'0 is not instant death
She can tell you've spent the last hour trying to come with a response to a question with what should be the simplest answer humanly possible. I just hope she thinks you're asking your bros instead of Jow Forums.
Why tf are you wasting time?, she'll know something is up and that the question rustled your shit, just go with what this nigger suggested
Tall enough to get on most rides at Disneyland.
Then tell her your height, stop being such a pussy.
Tell her your height, just reply with tall where it matters. If she's gonna be a bitch and not give you time cuz youre potentially shorter than she'd like, y'all weren't meant to be.
I'm 6' and I wish I could experience dating as a shorter guy. I want to go out with a girl my height but the closest I've ever found was 5'10" and most are barely over 5'.
No fucking shit, most women are 5'5" or 5'6" and a few inches is all they really care about.
Anyone under 5'8" can panic but the rest are fine.
What was the papi line?
Just tell her you're 5'7-8 and that you don't mind dating taller girls, there's no other way to go around it.
But there's 65% chances you aren't in her ideal height range/she'll reject you/will debate herself to do so. Good luck.
be an honest man
Apparently not, because I see tons of posts of people losing their shit over being 5'7-5'9, and how their life is over
For anyone who actually buys into this guy’s shit:
Married 9/10 model right out of college
Have two great kids
I’m a partner at one of the largest consulting firms in the world
Height matters less than you think it does unless you think about it all the time.
Married 9/10 model right out of college
right out of college
Because you knew you'd never be lucky enough to find another girl, manlet.
They use their height, something they can't control, to deflect blame away from things they can control.
All -let and -cel posters do this. Framelets, manlets, wristcels, gynocels, whatever the fuck. It's just people blaming their genetics for their problems when it is definitively not strictly the fault of their genetics.
I’m happy with my choices. Where are you in life?
would you put insecurity and anxiety as controllable or uncontrollable?
I’m happy with my choices.
As long as you realize your choices were limited by your genetics, that's fine. Otherwise you're a grown man living a fantasy.
Just tell her your height and follow with, but I have a huge dick.
Then say it itsnt true and it bends to the right.
This is on a spectrum, but generally controllable. Some people have severe enough issues with anxiety that it's a pretty valid excuse for having issues with women (e.g. actual panic attacks brought on by just saying something awkward), but most people are just fidgety and quiet, which you can honestly train away by just gradually increasing your exposure to unfamiliar surroundings.
which you can honestly train away by just gradually increasing your exposure to unfamiliar surroundings.
Been there, doesn't work long term, even CBT is just cope in psychiatric form, some people are just dealt a shit hand.
Maybe, but potentially all of our choices are limited by our circumstances. Maybe your choices were limited by your intellect or poor personality. Who’s to say, really?
Oh no I fucked it up
better make it look like I didnt care and this is all a joke by sending her some shitty memes haha
Would definitely breed that hoe
Maybe your choices were limited by your intellect or poor personality.
haha why are the short ones always so angry. I'm just teasing you bro, relax. Go enjoy your model wife hahaha
Aha what a champ
Based. Do this OP. Her mind will race, you are anywhere from 5'7 to infinity. It's genius
bro just have money
Sheeeit I knew there was a catch
thicc and tall with a decent face and what looks like nicely shaped tits
dude, she'd be a great lay
this is your best strategic option OP
Not that user, but you've gotta have something to offer the bitch bro, if you've got no money, no charisma, no social standing, no sex appeal, and you're not the last man on earth, why in the fuck would a woman ever want to be with you?
Me at 5'4" these questions are always suicide fuel.
Has the doomer found the fire within to conquer life, or has he come to the realization the he just wants to watch the world burn?
Nah it's just an user playing DarkSouls in the darkness of his moms basement.
She wouldn't, which is why 5% of the male population takes 95% of the women. It's literally impossible to get a date or have sex unless your aesthetics or financials are top-tier.
i'm 6,3 and if i even suspect a love interest is like this i cut all communication instantly
its a black hole
the blackpill will swallow us all
Nappy haired black ho
Can't say I'm jealous
Lmao ugly poor people have sex all the time.
lower your standards uggo
I'm at least an 8/10 but because there are 9-10/10 Chads walking around I don't get any girlfriends. This is scientifically explainable.
I see the hottest girls with 7-8/10 guys at my university.
I'm extremely attractive so the women must be at fault
no guys seriously I'm an 8/10
why are you replying with just reaction images stop making fun of me
They're rich. You're welcome.
You’re not 8/10, you just feel entitled to the hottest women.
Nice bluepill faggot. Thot culture and genetic predispositions to hypergamy becoming societal goals have laid waste to dating and conventional relationships. A decade from now dating apps will use facial/body recognition to block unattractive people from creating accounts.
Me at 5'4" these questions are always suicide fuel.
Don't kill yourself over the morally and intellectually inferior half of the human race.
*tall ugly poor people
Keep moving that goalpost user. It’s a good workout.
This, probably more than half desu
OP just lie and say you're a couple inches taller than you are. Bimbos are retarded and unable to judge measurements/distance in any form
not when shes tall herself
self aware that you're ugly and uninteresting
refuse to date ugly and uninteresting girls
You can be above average and fairly successful, but that'll never compete with guys who are incredibly attractive and wealthy beyond measure. Women have no incentive to date any man who isn't 90% to ultimate chaddom.
Yes they have, it's called their drive to reproduce and get married before getting to old. There are only so many top 90% Chad's, certainly enough to fuck around but they won't settle for a medium roastie.
Don't fucking lie. Make a joke out of it like said, but even just saying your height is better than lying. Saying "I love tall girls" is just weird.
le owned xD
I'm 5' 4" too and I am moderately popular and have a decent looking gf. But I don't live in the first world where everyone is a lanklet. Anyways I'm still a manlet here eventhough not as much as I'd be in a country like the Netherlands
You must never go outside, you know how many average and below average guys have girlfriends? Most of them.
i don't know why this made me laugh so much
you are actually a retard if you ask this. she has pictures on her profile and she obviously looks good, it doesn't matter how much she weighs. you would just show that her question about your height (which cannot be determined easily on photos) affected your insecurity on a deep level.
apply your fucking mind to the situation faggot, not your feelings.