Tfw fit and chad, but 5’7” manlet

Nathaniel Martin
Nathaniel Martin

life is cruel bros. If only.
What do I do bros? She seems tall

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Eli Morgan
Eli Morgan

you aren't chad if you're 5'7
im sorry but its the truth

Jonathan Kelly
Jonathan Kelly

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Austin Reyes
Austin Reyes

heightfraud to 5'8 she literally won't be able to tell the difference

Dominic Wood
Dominic Wood

okay, don't lay it on so heavy
no matter what your insecurity and no matter how justified, women are attracted to guys who don't worry about that shit, so at least act cool

Aaron Reyes
Aaron Reyes

chad enough to match with her

Camden Johnson
Camden Johnson

Tell her you’re “over 5’6”

Luke Thompson
Luke Thompson

Lie you dumb fuck. Say your 6 feet and then make fun of her for believe

Juan Powell
Juan Powell

shes got it written in her info
is this b8 or do you just love shame?

Adam Russell
Adam Russell

she's ugly, shouldn't have matched

Oliver Flores
Oliver Flores

tall enough to rape you =^]

Levi Peterson
Levi Peterson

Tell her that you’re taller than the “must be this tall to ride” sign

She’ll think it’s funny trust me

Jason Richardson
Jason Richardson

butterface
youre probably 5'8 in shoes so say 5'9

Blake Fisher
Blake Fisher

5'7 chad
come on now
maybe ur good looking but u cant be a chad at 5'7 sorry man

James Brooks
James Brooks

Tell her you're obligated to ask how big her tits are for the lulz, you'll never get laid by her anyways everyone knows white women aren't into manlets.

also
chad
manlet

Pick one

Jayden Rivera
Jayden Rivera

I estimate her height at 5’9”, I’m good at judging height

Christian Johnson
Christian Johnson

This

Benjamin Edwards
Benjamin Edwards

Probably taller then you
Also your not chad for matching with some tinder chick. Kek
What would be chad is if you mate with her to ensure her superior genes prevent your off spring from being manlets. Hope shes 6'+ other wise if shes shorter it may be to high a risk to pass on your manlet genes.

Jason Baker
Jason Baker

women are attracted to guys who don't worry about that shit
Ah, the blue pill. I remember those days.

Can you do me a favor, user? Can you describe the sunset to me? Or the feeling of listening to music you love? Or the joy of hearing a baby's laughter? I forgot what it's like to enjoy things, you see, and all the other privileges of the blue pill. I forgot what it was like in the days before it all turned black. I forgot what it's like to feel anything but my own death drive.

Enjoy it while it lasts user.

Daniel Thompson
Daniel Thompson

so I say 5’9? But if we meet she might tell. Should I wear boots

Joseph Lee
Joseph Lee

Perfect. Tall chicks are basically female manlets. Tell her you're 5'6" and that you you love tall girls. Who doesn't want an Amazonian princess?

Parker Rogers
Parker Rogers

trying this hard
never said it was the ONLY thing they ere attracted to
jesus christ, i think you just like hearing your own dumb ass talk lol

Kayden Hill
Kayden Hill

this might be a tactic
maybe 5'5 even

Carter Cox
Carter Cox

insecure dweeb
chad

pick one

Zachary Watson
Zachary Watson

Don't lie if you can help it. Women I've dated don't really care about a guy's height but they hate dudes who showed up to the date and had obviously fudged a few inches.

Samuel Barnes
Samuel Barnes

jestermaxxing
lmao. good luck bro.

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Hunter Phillips
Hunter Phillips

Answer in cm

CM answers allways look bigger to Americans.

If she takes the time to convert the measurement, you can tease her for obviously being into you by expending the effort.

t. genius

Anthony Baker
Anthony Baker

How bout one inch? I’m 5’7” (barefoot) I can tell her I’m 5’8” (barefoot) and insert a witty comment

Josiah Nelson
Josiah Nelson

respond if dubs
"5'7''
Are you 6 foot or over? Because I like long legs. ;)
*begins stroking 7 in cock*
"

Christian Lopez
Christian Lopez

Lmao nice one I’m thinking about it

also thinking about telling her the truth (5’7” barefoot) and saying this

Oliver Morales
Oliver Morales

this isnt a jester its just cringe

Angel Stewart
Angel Stewart

Penis is 6.5” not too far

James Stewart
James Stewart

tell her youre 5'10 and wear your squat shoes, hope she doesnt notice the missing 2 inches

William Price
William Price

Women I've dated don't really care about a guy's height
heh

Nathan Martinez
Nathan Martinez

ohhh no no no no huuhhhuhhhuhhhh HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *WHEEZE* HAHAHAAHAHA

Mason Garcia
Mason Garcia

This as well don’t screw it up

Isaiah Ross
Isaiah Ross

obligated
ask her how much she weighs

Connor Hill
Connor Hill

reroll

Adrian Cooper
Adrian Cooper

Rolling for victory

Nathaniel Nguyen
Nathaniel Nguyen

t. over 6' guy ***whose height never mattered because he didn't lie about it

Lincoln Williams
Lincoln Williams

youtu.be/K26JEXDhBlw

Aaron Perez
Aaron Perez

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Ethan Rivera
Ethan Rivera

"How much do you weight I'm obligated to ask"
If you respond any other way then you're a beta faggot.

Hudson Moore
Hudson Moore

she’s obvious slim body

Carson White
Carson White

This was fine when she said "falling asleep while talking to a cute boy". Past that he fucked up. That was the most blatant signal you could ever ask for and was the opportunity for this sperg to try to land a simple coffee date.

Julian Russell
Julian Russell

Ask a girl how long her fishcave is.

John Richardson
John Richardson

tall chicks are basically female manlets
What did he mean by this

Logan Thompson
Logan Thompson

He means tall women are undesirable to men as short men are undesirable to women.

Carson Stewart
Carson Stewart

I'm fucking crying this guy literally loses his mind
Best laugh I've had

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Adrian Hernandez
Adrian Hernandez

I’m gonna tell her the truth. There’s no point in lying. What if I lie and she wants to meet up? Game over. I don’t think it’s wrong of her to not like me based on my height. I personally wouldn’t go out with a fat girl, I’m just as shallow as her. Hopefully my personality will keep her on me as I already caught her attention through my photos. Updates soon. Hopefully she can be my tall gf. Wish me luck bros

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Aaron Young
Aaron Young

Oh and also i forgot to mention im a complete sub sissy and i want to be pegged hard by her wearing an 8 inch strapon

Adrian Watson
Adrian Watson

that is really funny

Ethan Wright
Ethan Wright

Lying just comes off as insecure. Which by the way, you clearly are.

Jacob Bailey
Jacob Bailey

Ya maybe tell her this aswell while youre at it.

Jaxson Diaz
Jaxson Diaz

I'm serious. Of course Jow Forums will never believe me, but most women outside of the most basic of hookup sluts aren't as superficial as user says. All the girls I've gone out with have past dating stories involving short/fat/poor/crazy/awkward guys. Specifically involving height, the chicks I've known haven't cared about the figure but they usually want a dude to be at least their height or slightly taller.

I guess an inch would be hard to prove unless she measured you, but at same time it seems kind insecure to have to pretend to be 5'8". Let the chips fall where they may. If you're so desperate to impress one chick on Tinder you're already losing. Being short is find but having a complex about it is tangible failure.

Grayson Miller
Grayson Miller

this is a terrible post and you should leave this website

Nicholas Williams
Nicholas Williams

straight from reddit, this one

Xavier Garcia
Xavier Garcia

ok "chad"

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Adrian Taylor
Adrian Taylor

If this isn't a bait post you need to chill the fuck out. Don't put any importance in these dates until you've been seeing them a while. Most first dates go nowhere and it's nobody's fault.

William Gomez
William Gomez

Lie and hope for the best. What's she going to do, whip out a tape measure?

Evan James
Evan James

You better not fucking be OP, calling yourself a chad and talking like this. You haven't even seen this woman irl, don't develop oneitis this quickly.

Jackson Robinson
Jackson Robinson

Lying would be pathetic, either tell the truth or make a joke

Gavin Hall
Gavin Hall

tall chad feels

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Nathaniel Green
Nathaniel Green

nah OP here, still haven’t said anything. Timestamp proof

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Chase Parker
Chase Parker

Tell her that, actually it's one of the most common fetishes, many women like ass for a reason.

Luke Lee
Luke Lee

Alright thank fucking god.

Liam Phillips
Liam Phillips

Get on with it you homo, you're probably fucked anyways, if she feels the need to bring it up then height obviously matters to her.

Hunter Evans
Hunter Evans

Just be honest about your height and say you like tall girls, it’s your only chance

Carter Davis
Carter Davis

just fucking ghost her right there
power move
dont listen to this faggot

Kevin Morgan
Kevin Morgan

I'm gonna say "5'8" and I love tall girls". Yes or no? 5'8" because I'm 5'8" with shoes

Justin Powell
Justin Powell

its too late to say "i love tall girls" it sounds like a cope
shoulda said it at the beginning

Ryder Gutierrez
Ryder Gutierrez

well we have been taking long to respond to each other, our replies have been 1+ hours in between

Parker Cox
Parker Cox

mfw i'm 5'9 and have been on about 10 dates in the last year, only one of them was close to me in height and it didn't even matter
And i'm North American
being under 6'0 is not instant death

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Jonathan Butler
Jonathan Butler

She can tell you've spent the last hour trying to come with a response to a question with what should be the simplest answer humanly possible. I just hope she thinks you're asking your bros instead of Jow Forums.

Daniel Perry
Daniel Perry

Why tf are you wasting time?, she'll know something is up and that the question rustled your shit, just go with what this nigger suggested
Tall enough to get on most rides at Disneyland.
Then tell her your height, stop being such a pussy.

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Jacob Rodriguez
Jacob Rodriguez

This

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Liam Torres
Liam Torres

Tell her your height, just reply with tall where it matters. If she's gonna be a bitch and not give you time cuz youre potentially shorter than she'd like, y'all weren't meant to be.

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Samuel Sullivan
Samuel Sullivan

I'm 6' and I wish I could experience dating as a shorter guy. I want to go out with a girl my height but the closest I've ever found was 5'10" and most are barely over 5'.

Chase Bailey
Chase Bailey

No fucking shit, most women are 5'5" or 5'6" and a few inches is all they really care about.

Anyone under 5'8" can panic but the rest are fine.

Ryan Harris
Ryan Harris

Rolling

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Gabriel Wood
Gabriel Wood

What was the papi line?

Asher Johnson
Asher Johnson

Just tell her you're 5'7-8 and that you don't mind dating taller girls, there's no other way to go around it.

But there's 65% chances you aren't in her ideal height range/she'll reject you/will debate herself to do so. Good luck.

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Charles Phillips
Charles Phillips

be an honest man
tell truth
get unmatched
heh

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Oliver Rogers
Oliver Rogers

Apparently not, because I see tons of posts of people losing their shit over being 5'7-5'9, and how their life is over

Landon Foster
Landon Foster

For anyone who actually buys into this guy’s shit:

I’m 5’7”
Married 9/10 model right out of college
Have two great kids
I’m a partner at one of the largest consulting firms in the world

Height matters less than you think it does unless you think about it all the time.

Zachary Perez
Zachary Perez

Married 9/10 model right out of college
right out of college
Because you knew you'd never be lucky enough to find another girl, manlet.

Julian Edwards
Julian Edwards

They use their height, something they can't control, to deflect blame away from things they can control.

All -let and -cel posters do this. Framelets, manlets, wristcels, gynocels, whatever the fuck. It's just people blaming their genetics for their problems when it is definitively not strictly the fault of their genetics.

Gavin Sanchez
Gavin Sanchez

I’m happy with my choices. Where are you in life?

Colton Taylor
Colton Taylor

would you put insecurity and anxiety as controllable or uncontrollable?

William Morales
William Morales

I’m happy with my choices.
As long as you realize your choices were limited by your genetics, that's fine. Otherwise you're a grown man living a fantasy.

Jace Ortiz
Jace Ortiz

Just tell her your height and follow with, but I have a huge dick.

Then say it itsnt true and it bends to the right.

h-haha

Ryan Bennett
Ryan Bennett

This is on a spectrum, but generally controllable. Some people have severe enough issues with anxiety that it's a pretty valid excuse for having issues with women (e.g. actual panic attacks brought on by just saying something awkward), but most people are just fidgety and quiet, which you can honestly train away by just gradually increasing your exposure to unfamiliar surroundings.

Adrian Davis
Adrian Davis

which you can honestly train away by just gradually increasing your exposure to unfamiliar surroundings.
Been there, doesn't work long term, even CBT is just cope in psychiatric form, some people are just dealt a shit hand.

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Ryder Morris
Ryder Morris

Maybe, but potentially all of our choices are limited by our circumstances. Maybe your choices were limited by your intellect or poor personality. Who’s to say, really?

Owen Flores
Owen Flores

Oh no I fucked it up
better make it look like I didnt care and this is all a joke by sending her some shitty memes haha

Jonathan Lopez
Jonathan Lopez

Would definitely breed that hoe

Hunter Rodriguez
Hunter Rodriguez

Maybe your choices were limited by your intellect or poor personality.
haha why are the short ones always so angry. I'm just teasing you bro, relax. Go enjoy your model wife hahaha

Hunter Richardson
Hunter Richardson

Aha what a champ

Noah Martin
Noah Martin

Based. Do this OP. Her mind will race, you are anywhere from 5'7 to infinity. It's genius

Hudson Rogers
Hudson Rogers

bro just have money
Sheeeit I knew there was a catch

Daniel Anderson
Daniel Anderson

thicc and tall with a decent face and what looks like nicely shaped tits

dude, she'd be a great lay

Caleb Harris
Caleb Harris

this is your best strategic option OP

Isaiah Flores
Isaiah Flores

Not that user, but you've gotta have something to offer the bitch bro, if you've got no money, no charisma, no social standing, no sex appeal, and you're not the last man on earth, why in the fuck would a woman ever want to be with you?

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Jose Gutierrez
Jose Gutierrez

Me at 5'4" these questions are always suicide fuel.

Kevin Edwards
Kevin Edwards

that picture
Has the doomer found the fire within to conquer life, or has he come to the realization the he just wants to watch the world burn?

Matthew Miller
Matthew Miller

Nah it's just an user playing DarkSouls in the darkness of his moms basement.

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Jace Parker
Jace Parker

Based

Camden Peterson
Camden Peterson

She wouldn't, which is why 5% of the male population takes 95% of the women. It's literally impossible to get a date or have sex unless your aesthetics or financials are top-tier.

Carson Martinez
Carson Martinez

i'm 6,3 and if i even suspect a love interest is like this i cut all communication instantly

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Jaxson Scott
Jaxson Scott

its a black hole
the blackpill will swallow us all

Caleb Richardson
Caleb Richardson

Nappy haired black ho

Can't say I'm jealous

Josiah White
Josiah White

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Jonathan Wilson
Jonathan Wilson

Lmao ugly poor people have sex all the time.

Nicholas Cooper
Nicholas Cooper

lower your standards uggo

Gavin Edwards
Gavin Edwards

pretty based

Noah Lopez
Noah Lopez

I'm at least an 8/10 but because there are 9-10/10 Chads walking around I don't get any girlfriends. This is scientifically explainable.

Samuel Foster
Samuel Foster

I see the hottest girls with 7-8/10 guys at my university.

Jaxon Morgan
Jaxon Morgan

I'm extremely attractive so the women must be at fault
no guys seriously I'm an 8/10
why are you replying with just reaction images stop making fun of me

Jaxon Martin
Jaxon Martin

They're rich. You're welcome.

Brody Murphy
Brody Murphy

You’re not 8/10, you just feel entitled to the hottest women.

Daniel Morgan
Daniel Morgan

Nice bluepill faggot. Thot culture and genetic predispositions to hypergamy becoming societal goals have laid waste to dating and conventional relationships. A decade from now dating apps will use facial/body recognition to block unattractive people from creating accounts.

Thomas Perry
Thomas Perry

Me at 5'4" these questions are always suicide fuel.
Don't kill yourself over the morally and intellectually inferior half of the human race.

Camden Taylor
Camden Taylor

*tall ugly poor people

Asher Perez
Asher Perez

Keep moving that goalpost user. It’s a good workout.

Parker Turner
Parker Turner

This, probably more than half desu

Blake Wilson
Blake Wilson

OP just lie and say you're a couple inches taller than you are. Bimbos are retarded and unable to judge measurements/distance in any form

Brayden Fisher
Brayden Fisher

not when shes tall herself

Michael Gutierrez
Michael Gutierrez

self aware that you're ugly and uninteresting
refuse to date ugly and uninteresting girls
complain

Luis Morris
Luis Morris

You can be above average and fairly successful, but that'll never compete with guys who are incredibly attractive and wealthy beyond measure. Women have no incentive to date any man who isn't 90% to ultimate chaddom.

Brody Jackson
Brody Jackson

Yes they have, it's called their drive to reproduce and get married before getting to old. There are only so many top 90% Chad's, certainly enough to fuck around but they won't settle for a medium roastie.

Adrian Hall
Adrian Hall

Don't fucking lie. Make a joke out of it like said, but even just saying your height is better than lying. Saying "I love tall girls" is just weird.

Carter James
Carter James

le owned xD

Austin Walker
Austin Walker

I'm 5' 4" too and I am moderately popular and have a decent looking gf. But I don't live in the first world where everyone is a lanklet. Anyways I'm still a manlet here eventhough not as much as I'd be in a country like the Netherlands

Isaiah Smith
Isaiah Smith

You must never go outside, you know how many average and below average guys have girlfriends? Most of them.

Adam Cooper
Adam Cooper

heightfraud
i don't know why this made me laugh so much

Thomas Wood
Thomas Wood

you are actually a retard if you ask this. she has pictures on her profile and she obviously looks good, it doesn't matter how much she weighs. you would just show that her question about your height (which cannot be determined easily on photos) affected your insecurity on a deep level.
apply your fucking mind to the situation faggot, not your feelings.

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