Everyone on here lives in this huge apartment. Know one knows how far up or down it goes. The ground floor has been lost to time.
How's the party on floor 19,532? I wasn't invited, but I'm seeing alot of trash and confetti raining down and I heard there was a party going on at that floor.
I can see inside, looks like some hookers have arrived.
Caleb King
We were all invited, brought our own food, confetti, etc. We got into the apartment and there were no hosts, just a bunch of chairs and messages from what we assumed were past party-ers.
It might be a demon, there's weird languages and shit on the chairs. Nobody's been able to will themselves to go back out of the apartment's entrance.
That's why they're opening the windows. We're getting desperate. They're hoping that the trash breaks their fall on the way down. We're getting scared guys, send help.
Are the hookers interacting with the guests? I think I can see someone's hand on the glass pane.
Leo Wood
REEEEEEEEE STOP PISSING INTO THE FUCKING ATRIUM, FLOOR ZERO ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE SHIT AND PISS AND ITS BECAUSE IF FAGGOTS LIKE YOU. USE THE FUCKING TOILET YOU ANIMAL!!!!!
Brandon Cox
Some motherfucker must be getting it on. I say we kick open the door and throw some stun grenades in there.
Eli Hughes
I thought floor zero had been shut down because the trash piles got too high. Is it true, is there a society of junkies living down there?
Maybe the chairs are the cause? Maybe 1 chair is designated to 1 person, so you must either destroy or take the chairs with you to escape. Also, I didn't know they had towerNET all the way up in floor 19,000?
Josiah Sanders
Junkie army rise up? Let's go claim a hideout fellow trash-men.
We've tried throwing the chairs out of the windows; sorry atrium dwellers.
People are starting to jump. One for every chair. No one's been able to bring themselves to sit down or go towards an exit except the windows. I'm fucking shaking guys.
Do whatever you need to, please.
Easton Powell
Only the atrium is filled up, the doors to the atrium are covered in a wall of compacted shit, piss, and trash. Floor zero is a degenerate shithole though, needles everywhere, people running around naked covered in shit, a few merchants do come here now and again. The place is pretty tribal. Everyone has guns and slav shit equipment for some reason though, probably due to the Gun Merchants and their cheap weaponry.
Jeremiah Cruz
>move to comfy pad on floor 90,657 >open window to let out a foul fart >decompression.exe >sucks all my furniture and shit out the window
Why do I keep forgetting
Lucas Wright
Burn 1 chair, then smash 1 chair, and see what happens. Also, why don't you just move the chairs with you. Maybe each person's soul is tied to a chair and moving the chair will slow you to move around the apartment floors.
Thomas Wilson
I heard nail-guns are pretty cheap. Anyway you could mail me one? I've got a few creeps a floor or two above me that use their binoculars to look into my window at night.
Xavier Cooper
You gotta come to floor 11. That's where the main gun market is. If you want to order, please give you address and name. Depending on how far it is, shipping may be expensive for you.
Joseph Perez
Took your advice, a furniture set was destroyed. People started throwing themselves into the fire, then immediately regretted it. Its like they're trying to protect the furniture.
I've asked a few people to pick up chairs and see if they could move them through the entrance. No dice; one guy had a panic attack when he got near the exit.
People are starting to dance out of stress, we're going through the booze really fast.
I just ordered pizza 2 hours ago what the fuck???? I told them I live at 15352 , the guy who lives alone in his room and fucking blowing my brains up from weed with this music youtube.com/watch?v=ZHVJVQzHv5Q
Ethan Martinez
Hello, manager of floors 50-5000 here.
Gang-wars and an unruly group of degenerates armed with gas-canisters and lighters have caused us to shut off any packages or deliveries coming from the lower floors. We have confiscated multiple food items, and we will see if the Apartment Police Force can identify your purchase and return it to you.
Best wishes, Addux Wenchester
Matthew Williams
jesus fucking christ again? when will those people stop rioting for fuck sake its not like they have problems only right now my parents are drunk and start yelling again at each other and im hungry af anyway thanks for responding manager good work
Carter Torres
Inhabitants of Neet Trees, this is Judge Dredd.
In case you people have forgotten, this block operates under the same rules as the rest of the city. Ma-Ma is not the law... I am the law. Ma-Ma is a common criminal; guilty of divorce, guilty of the manufacture and distribution of the narcotic known as Tendies, and as of now under sentence of death. Any who obstruct me in carrying out my duty will be treated as an accessory to her crimes... you have been warned. And as for you Ma-Ma... judgement time.
I thought floor 14,993 was the agricultural floor? You can probably get a few ingredients to make pizza there?
Christopher Rivera
Im shit at making good pizza even though I've worked a few days at a pizza, but that retard fired me because I had no experience and got someone better
That same thing has only been done about 3000 times
Benjamin Cox
You can sleep on comfy furs and whatnot on floor 401 room 5. Welcome
Ayden Morgan
I live on floor 1,257 and I've been stockpiling piss bottles and poop jugs to thrown down to floor 0 to hopeful kill all the fucking junkies.
Kayden Smith
Floor 20,125 reporting in
Anthony Nelson
Fuck, their whores survived? Last one I called got killed before arriving to my room.
Noah Allen
How do they even get in? I thought the doors were sealed from all the shit and trash on floor 0
Dylan Turner
Floor 23 here the lower floors fucking suck everything stinks and I just saw the guy on one of the top floors jump out of his fucking window this is so degenerate but I'm having a mtn dew pizza party where we play video games any one wanna come?
Adrian Gonzalez
What vidya do you have?
Lincoln Jackson
Minecraft was wondering if any one wanted to start a lan party
Samuel Butler
Ground floor here.
You peasants were born in the upper tower, and there you shall remain -- Never knowing life outside this expansive tower of glass and grey. You will live a pathetic, insignificant life and you will die the same way. Fitting for scum not blessed with royal blood.
Also, stop throwing your trash on us, you pieces of shit!
Nolan Walker
>Lives in trash >We're peasants ok subhuman. I'm taking a massive shit out of my window right now
Adrian Torres
That picture is so unsettling
Julian Morales
Floor 0 has the street level entrance on the east side of the building; gound floor is one level below 0 and has the street level entrance on the west side. The east side was closer to the mall, but you fucks ruined that entrance, so now I have to take the west exit and walk around the building once outside.
You aint shitting on me, scum
Luis Perry
floor 99,781 and above have collapsed please im suck please send help
>you will live a pathectic, insignificant life You talk like living down here would actually guarantee anything else then welt. Fuck you! I swear one day figure out how i could damage the foundations!
Adam Long
>this all becomes real
Good thing I will be dead before it happens
Jackson Ramirez
Please calm down sir, help is on the way. Till then please describe your situation more exactly.
Adrian Parker
Anyone close to floor 15 000 wants to get high on acid with me? The guy I used to trip with moved in upwards recently
Nicholas Martinez
I was shooting string confetti off the balcony. Some guy licked a switch cartage. Another guy took it and sided it up his ass and made a joke about Sony vacuuming, he got rushed to the hospital because he couldn't get it out.
Matthew Walker
Sorry whomever I sprayed with piss using my new drone prototype, it had to be done in the name of science, and to remind you not to leave your window open. On the bright side, it can now survive being hit by smaller pieces of trash. As such I can now offer delivery services up to a distance of one hundred floors from floor 7,342, just hit me up.