>Mom walks in
>user I've never seen you with a girl, is there something you want to tell us. We are perfectly accepting of you if you are gay.
Mom walks in
Bentley Brown
Owen Robinson
>tfw the gf I had in 9th grade for 2 months is the only thing that keeps my mother from thinking I'm gay
Nicholas Cooper
that doesn't solve anything. why doesn't op have a boyfriend? what dumb shit is this? it's not the 1930s, gay people have boyfriends.
Owen Taylor
My mom didn't get it. She assumed I was ashamed of being a gay person and that I was, "in the closet." Even though I don't go outside in general. Anything to justify the fact that she wouldn't get grandkids.
Jace Hall
My parents found my porn before so they know I'm just a loser.
Thank god I was watching vanilla shit that day. If they were disappointed about Faye Reagan videos they would have sent me to military school over BDSM shit
Isaiah Thomas
>loli in the OP
are you autistic, misogynist, or a paedophile, user? you can tell me.
Connor Long
It's a cute gif. I can post a picture of a cute cat but not a cute girl drawing? Cute doesn't mean I want to fuck it.
Asher Cox
okay so are you an autist or a misogynist?
Ryder Gonzalez
I don't really care much about women in a romantic sense since I rarely have personal interactions with them. I am also not autistic because my brother has autism and he was diagnosed as a young child, while I wasn't.
Nathan Howard
then just b urself user i believe in you
Jonathan Harris
>tfw all of my cousins are female
>everytime I'm in contact with one of them they ask me if I have a gf yet
Why can't they stop asking this shit? Do all families do this?
Ryan Jenkins
The average person can't fathom the idea that one of their own doesn't have a partner, and thus, the idea has never come across their minds. They're so used to men having sweethearts, and vice versa, so when people like us come along, they ask the same age-old questions expecting the same, age-old responses.
John Powell
This is probably a good breakdown of anyone who posts loli gifs/images
Charles King
Similar but my mom openly asked me "user don't you have any friends?". Gut punch.
Zachary Jackson
I do have a gf mom she just lives very far away.
Ethan Cook
Mom, have you ever seen me with a guy either?
Dylan Price
it was meant to be a breakdown of involuntary celibates. The loli in the gif made me think he was a paedophile, which prompted me to ask why he was an incel, but maybe you're right in that misogynists post lolis ('the final frontier or femininity' is something which circulates paedophile circles on chans), and I can see someone genuinely autistic (which is not how I was using the term--more like, "socially incompetent" is what I meant) liking the cutesy caricature (which further dehumanises children).
UH, REVOLUTION NOW
FREE THE CHILDREN
Joseph Bennett
>drawing of a fictional character dehumanizes children
How?
Adrian Howard
>never brought a girl home
>just had a few over on my 18th but they were gfs of buddies
>relatives see photos
>they assume i'm dating one of them for whatever reason
my parents have never talked to me about dating and so on, kinda weird. guess they see me for the loser i am.
Jace Thompson
>tfw my sister catching me jerking off to lesbian porn is the only thing keeps my family from thinking I'm gay
Brayden Jones
This. Whenever some normie asks me if I have a gf and I say I never have, I can't convince them I'm serious no matter how hard I try
Aaron Fisher
That also means you must be decently good looking that having a partner seems reasonable, almost expected of someone that looks like you
Blake Ward
Depends on whoever is asking.
If it's a boomer he/she is used to the old times where almost everybody was able to find a partner and just didn't get with the times, if it was a younger person than you're probably correct.
Jose Wright
I'm not ugly or anything, just mega-autistic and have never been even friends with a female
Nathan Howard
my parents asked if i had a gf once.
i said no, and i don't want one, because i want to retire ASAP "so i can finally be happy and enjoy life" - and starting a family would just get in the way of that
James Edwards
They cannot comprehend any person being considered undesirables in any way. Luckily my family does not ask.
Charles Jones
a caricature of children as a class is what dehumanises them, not cartoon representations. "children are cutesy, naive, happy."
Benjamin Wood
>"I'm not gay. You just raised a faggot"
Christian Gonzalez
Are you saying children aren't cute?
Nigga you looking to start a fight?
Carter Butler
>loli
It's Chen you fucking faggot!
Christian Brown
>liking a cute drawing of a child is the same as thinking all children are one way
Nobody draws people with an intent to mimic a war propaganda poster. But let's stop drawing anything cute because it makes people think that's how the object is in real life.
Justin Reed
>looks like a child
>but she's actually a 10 billion-year-old dragon!!
fuck off, pedo
William Thomas
If you think any animal drawing is cute, you are into bestiality.
Grayson Nelson
what are you even talking about? I never mentioned any animal drawings
Dylan Morris
She's not 10 billion years old, she's just cute. You sound like you're projecting though
Charles Foster
Why is it wrong to like a cute drawing of a girl? It's in the same way I like a cute drawing of an animal.
Daniel Morgan
>tfw the gf I had at the end of highschool for 1 month is the only thing that keeps my mother from thinking I'm gay
>All she did was ignore and run away from me
>I knew this girl for two years
Wyatt Long
>Not knowing the variance of how people draw touhous
Thomas Jenkins
that wasn't the point; a common pro-pedo argument is that the "loli" is above the age of consent or even thousands of years old
>avatarfags as a child
>not a pedo
yeah, ok
and among that variance there's porn of little kids (lolis)
Charles Green
"Nothing, mother. I am perfectly heterosexual."
Jackson Taylor
my mom knows i'm autistic
Chase Flores
>Mom walks in
>I'm fucking a girl
>oh user I thought you were gay!
>girl says "Oh you're gay? I don't fuck gay dudes."
>leaves
David Hernandez
"You've never seen me with a guy either mom. Just to make it absolutely clear to you, as to erase any doubt from your previous implication in your statement, the implication of me being some sort of homosexual, and the reality as to my lack of a girl at my side is simply due to the fact that my knowledge base concerning the creation of romantic relationships between women is so low, that at this point it would be like climbing a mount everest if I were to attempt or try to woo a girl.".
I said this to my mother word for word, and had it typed up, printed out, waiting for the moment she would ask. She simply responded "oh", and has never brought it up again.