my mom knows i'm autistic
Mom walks in
Jackson Taylor
Chase Flores
>Mom walks in
>I'm fucking a girl
>oh user I thought you were gay!
>girl says "Oh you're gay? I don't fuck gay dudes."
>leaves
David Hernandez
"You've never seen me with a guy either mom. Just to make it absolutely clear to you, as to erase any doubt from your previous implication in your statement, the implication of me being some sort of homosexual, and the reality as to my lack of a girl at my side is simply due to the fact that my knowledge base concerning the creation of romantic relationships between women is so low, that at this point it would be like climbing a mount everest if I were to attempt or try to woo a girl.".
I said this to my mother word for word, and had it typed up, printed out, waiting for the moment she would ask. She simply responded "oh", and has never brought it up again.