Why Is Everybody Drinking Bang?

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>he doesn't bang

My friend said they talked up Bang on The Right Stuff or some similar podcast, though he didn't remember why. I guess maybe Bang is less globohomo than Monster? Idk.

I just bought some for a preworkout because it has creatine in it. I didn't think too much about it since I'd only have max one per day.

because my sister pees in every can

Meh just trying to copy Monster to boost sales with a viral campaign. Like OP

Its basically just PWO in a can. I drink it when i do cardio or lift first thing in the morning since i dont have time drink a hot cup of coffee

They're fine. Why do you care so much about what other people choose to ingest anyway? You a fuckin commie or something?

Wtf is this zoomer knockoff Bang`s?

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OP is a fucking retard confirmed.

Based. Nothing competes with the OG bangs

I don't know why other people drink it but I like it because it has considerably more caffeine in it than other energy drinks and some of the flavors are cool

t. not a shill for Bang

Thats Barq

thinly veiled shill post, please leave

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>add like 5mg of BCAA and creatine so you can put shit on the label

It isn't a pre-workout, its a dipshit-fakeout.

I let you bang Bro.

I drink it because of the shittons of caffeine and its more convenient than mixing a preworkout.

There is less than one gram of BCAA in Bang.

Its not suppose to be a pre workout anymore than regular coffee is.
BCAA and Creatine can be taken at any time even though bang doesn't even have enough creatine to make a difference

>excess energy
That's not how preworkouts work.
The health risks are the same as taking a boner pill and not fucking.
The preworkout just primes your body. That by itself has negative side effects but it's not something you are burning off with work.

It probably causes infertility if it's being pushed by Dan Schneiders younger brother, Mich Peinovich.

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5mg is like 1/200th of a gram brainlet.

>5mg is like 1/200th of a gram brainlet.

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>Drinking coffee without working out is risky

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Boomer Bang's needs to sue for infringing on their trademark.

Please lurk at least one year before posting.

It says bangs

>I guess maybe Bang is less globohomo than Monster?
they talk up globohomo products also

Boomer sips is already getting sued by bangs

Monster doesn't have enough caffeine for me and I don't want the creatine in bang. What do

dumb fucking summerfag 180mg of caffeine is almost nothing

Drink pure zero rockstars

>burn off excess energy
Working out doesnt burn off 300mg of caffeine either you retard
Caffeine isnt energy lol

Theres less creatine in bang than a serving of red meat lol

>excess energy
It's just caffeine dude. It doesn't give you more energy it just blocks adenosine receptors in your brain so you feel less tired and boosts your adrenaline.

Bang has 300mg you fucking underage newfag.

Holy shit. Rich looks like he is devolving into a puddle of onions. Wtf happened

Reign energy drinks, regular pre-workout powder, caffeine pills, etc

rockstar has 300mg caffeine sips now, and there's also reign energy by coke, or quake energy from 7-11
lots of energy companies are making bang-likes with 300mg caffeine

I recently Made A Video On This Being Included On My List. Check it out at top 15 on youtube. Dont drink bang, its dangerous.

>be me
>don't drink coffee or energy drinks
>don't take any preworkout for the gym
>the only caffeine I'll have is one soda every Monday night at this restaurant
>decide to drink one of these to pull an all-nighter to fix my fucked up sleep schedule
>was playing vidya and felt more alert the sounds surrounding me
>eyes are wide fucking open for no reason, bottoms of feet are sweating
>heart is racing, euphoric but scary feeling the whole time

Having a low tolerance to caffeine is awesome. These are the "nuclear option." I'm only drinking these if I stay awake all night again or decide to have an incredible workout.

Based and sip pilled

>criticizes everyone else got being uneducated
>spouts fear mongering nonsense in the same post
ok

the absolute state of /fit

"Bang's v Barq's v Bangs" is a song I'm working on

Reign is where it's at. Fukabang

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well it sounds like shit so far just from the name but keep at it

Its cheapest way to get caffeine

Ive had one. I tend to stay away from caffene, except in preworkout in wich i will take a container then stop all together for a few months then buy anither preworkout.
I support them, 100% made in the USA. HQ in florida i belive.

I just read arguments about the pronunciation as the main song and small parts of separate discussions about this bangs drink as chorus to a new tune I hum each time I sing it. its awful and I'm stopping work on it

Kek

Why is everybody reading culture of critique

I tried one after my favorite hearthstone streamer was taking about them. the only energy drink that doesnt really have a crash an hour later, although I sip mine for about 90 mins with lots of water. keeps me awake for second job and enough energy to do a lift session after work.

fuck i hate people who drink caffeine and energy drinks before class, pisses me off when I see them. fuckin drug addicts

Bro yes. I used to work at a gas station and folks would be buying three cans a day for their office job... Shit makes me nervous to see if that is going to have any long term effects... Especially as other energy drinks (even starbucks) os releasing 300mg caffeinated beverages to compete

Really? I've been avoiding bang because I don't like creatine but if it is really that low I might get one once in a while when I want that extra caffeine.

>actually drinking energy drinks

i thought we had left 2004 behind

>why yes I am unironically autistic

I think we need to consider that Bang is being promoted by the dangerous and extreme members of THE ALT RIGHT™ and possibly even INCEL TERRORISTS, I for one will be supporting official and mainstream drinks distributed by the Pepsi corporation.

OY VEY

well the official medical line is 400mg caffeine per day is safe, and caffeine consumption is pretty old and well studied... on it's own a Bang a day probably isn't a big deal. Three of them and I'd bet that you'll have some heart problems eventually, particularly if you got the short end of the stick on the caffeine genetics (look it up, shit's fascinating).

imo it's way more likely that other shit in energy drinks will end up being more harmful than the caffeine, take a look at this nutrition label, it's an extreme example but almost all energy drinks contain ludicrous amounts of random B-vitamins plus whatever magic crystal that particular company is pushing. On that front Bang is actually pretty tame, I've tried Spike a few times, gave me full body itching and flushing every time, still not sure what in that caused it because it sure wasn't the caffeine.

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This is sorta true honestly. I work at a gym that sells practically every flavor, and I'm supposed to be super familiar with all the products, so I made myself drink one of each flavor and take a few notes on each this summer.

>needing an energy drink just to workout
So many energylets

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I unironically thought the name was barg's

I just discovered these a few weeks ago.

Bomb as fuck but expensive. like $4.40

I feel like you guys need to be aware this exists.
>protein + coffee

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This is actually real?

amazon.com/VPX-Bang-Keto-Coffee-Sampler/dp/B07N8MH5YP
amazon sells it too

Mix Spanish roast coffee (darker than Italian roast) with a preworkout (try to get a faux original jack3d) into a filter and use cans of white monster as the water. VOILA! You are now able to vibrate through walls.

it seems heavenly hazelnut and mocha madness are cheaper

amazon.com/Coffee-Ounce-Mocha-Madness-Protein/dp/B07LH2CB6R

My man.

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I had java monster 10 years ago... fucking disgusting. bang is trash so this must be 100000x more disgusting. shill your bang elsewhere.

50$ for a 12 pack? You would have to be retarded to pay for that.

I used to be addicted to irish coffees because of watching Archer

Goddamn that was the best wake me up drink
Good old black coffee and sugar and milk and jack daniels.

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nigga java monster is amazing

Good stuff

They are a pretty shit preworkout imo
But they are a fantastic energy drink.
Nobody who regularly drinks energy drinks care what damage it does, we know.

I was gonna say it's for sure niacin (B3) but they don't list it there. First time I took niacin straight it was over a gram and I felt like I was being chafed between Satan's hairy thighs and taint as he jogged.

No lie though back in college I'd drink a couple cans of E-drank (whatever was on sale) and drive around shouting along to my music player for a few hours, and on rare occasion stopped along the way to blast a sip-shit and pick up a couple more for the road home.

DUDE THIS SHIT IS A PREWORKOUT
had no idea thought it was just an energy drink

>drinking Bang
>not Reign
ngmi

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straight up taste like stale version of bangs

>100% American
>HQ is Florida

Inb4

>shitskins are more American than you and I wouldn't care if my daughter married one as long as he was conservative!

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Reminder that the creatine used in Bang is not a bioavailable form of the compound.

prnewswire.com/news-releases/thermolife-international-llc-files-suit-against-vpx-the-maker-of-bang-energy-drink-alleging-super-creatine-is-not-actually-creatine-and-that-all-bang-energy-products-are-misbranded-300730106.html

why don't you reign in your shitty fucking gamer fuel and drink a real man's cancer water, Dennis?

i like bang but this shit tastes fucking disgusting

nah

Sounds just like me

Am I the only one here that takes one of these only after a hard workout to maximize gains?

Because monster energy marketing department is too busy browsing Jow Forums than actually doing their job.

It's has like 25mg and a normal dose is 5000mg