Be at the gym

>be at the gym
>doing bench press
>these two guys come to you
>”Ayy whiteboi, move off the bench we gotta workout you feelin me boi?”

What do Jow Forums??

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Call the police

Sorry gentlemen, but I am not here to feel you, but respect that you come from the gay community and will watch you two from a distance. Don't have too much fun without me

take a picture, never seen a talking monkey before

Aren’t these two on BLACKED???

Actually I'm not feeling you. You can work in if you want to.

I walk to the reception and tell them that 2 niggers broke into the gym. They call the cops and niggers get shot

Yeah sure just got “x” sets left, you can work in if you want.
Any other hassle, just play along as if you’re one of their friends and if it goes further you’ve got plenty of meat heads around you that will step in.
Or if you’re an autist that won’t work back in or they won’t let you go to the staff and they’ll do it for you problem solved.

you can workout when im done.

thanks

I'd be amazed, since East Las Vegas has almost no black people, one of the primary reasons I left the Deep South and moved here
>I don't have any friends here yet tho

No can defend

I will die defending my ground
Or I could challenge them to a game of sudoku and not risk getting my wig split

Move out the way to superior bbc genetics dont want them to knock my white ass out and put it on wshh

Ayyy niggas, I’ma finish my rep real quick aight?

There is one nigger in Surgut

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Feel free to work in, but I've got three sets left.

Ask for them to repeat what they said, but in english.

and you know this how

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Your plump DSL-s and wide hips just got me in the mood of splitting some dark oak, lads. Give your sistas a call and Ill let you have the bench for tonight. Or it will be you getting split right here and now on this bench.

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>"sorry man I still got 3 more sets"
The true Chad answer

We can rotate but otherwise I'ma finish my set.
Though I don't live in a stereotype dream and know that most dudes are just fucking with you and don't have any ill will.

>Get staff
>"It appears that these 2 negros managed to slip in somehow. can you please get the police or do I have to shoot them myself?"

Do you have any real interactions with black people? Most of the dudes at the gym that look like this don't even talk or act like that. Many of them sound really mellow and almost a little bit gay nowadays. Maybe it is just the generational change but I haven't encountered a black dude who talks like that in a long time outside of a few leftover Gen X types who are stuck in the 90s gangsta rap bullshit.

Black dudes would unironically try to do this shit all the time to me until I finally had a growth spurt and hit 6'6

do you dyels that have never been in a gym honestly think this happens

I have a home gym so I'd probably pull my .45 that I keep within arms reach and tell them to get on the fucking ground until the police arrive

"No."

I-I'm sorry sirs I'm not feeling anyth... I-I mean please don't hurt me

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They guy on the right face and dick mogs the guy on the left, I hate the guy on the left he ruins every scene he's in

You should shoot them

They could spit roast me right there on the bench and I wouldn’t care if people were starring at us. Fuck I’m such a dirty slut.

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That's pretty gay

At least move to the locker room

Post body

4/10 face "mogging" a 3/10 face is not a real mog
also they heightfraud hard, considering the actress heights you can easily deduct 3-4" from their claims, it's the rock-tier e-statting

I love your replies

Rape them

Do a back flip then a roundhouse knocking them to the floor. Then continue my routine.

Who the fuck you calling boi? But I grew up getting in fights with ghetto motherfuckers monthly. Ain't no thannnng

A shooting almost always has legal and civil repercussions. If I can avoid losing all my money or going to jail over a lowly nog I'll let the professionals handle it. All it would take is a wrong move for me shoot anyway, especially if I was just lifting I'd probably be hella jumpy

Ask them to bareback me?

“Why don’t you two let me finish up here. You can go have sex with each other in the steam room.”