Any other Chadcels here?

Any other Chadcels here?
>above average height
>above average dick size
>most people rate me around a 8/10 in appearance but I can barely make eye contact with cashiers
>regularly get approached by girls at parties (that I only go to for the free alcohol) and can't even hold a conversation because my only interests are in computers and Source games from 10 years ago
>not a single person believes me when I tell them I'm a virgin

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Get the fuck out you failed normie faggot.

Reporting in.
It just makes you see the vanity of women honestly. Sorta miss being a fatty in elementary school.

How can you not have confidence if you know you're attractive?

I spent the entirety of ages 10-18 on my computer playing TF2 and watching chink cartoons, I don't even know how you're supposed to interact with people socially

I'm in the same boat as user but I'm the most sheepish person you'd ever meet
I remember practically everything scaring me as a child and even now most things make me jump up in fear

My nigga. It's a cruel joke, when physically you are doing good, but mentally you have nothing in common with normies. I did the same thing with my adolescence.

Not tall, like 5'8 but I'll go in the mirror sometimes and just admire my face. Think im cute af. I've been told I'm cute, smart and the "perfect bachelor" but I'm a fucking sheepish cunt. I should have been bullied in High School, but luckily I was relatively attractive so I wasn't treated like horse shit like my friends. I'm a loser, but I'd be a perfect "e-boy".

On the bright side, everybody does treat me nicely and I'm 100% aware that it's because of the halo effect

The only time I've ever banged girls is when they pick me up at a party/bar and take charge. Otherwise I have no motivation or interest. This one happened to me recently
>be neet for over half a year and depressed
>barely leave the house, maybe go to the store once a week
>friends invite me back to uni to go to the bar
>reluctant to go, friends basically have to drag me out
>go to the bar and friends buy all my drinks
>sitting in the corner of the table zoning out and enjoying my buzz
>barely say anything the entire time
>group of girls one of my friends knows joins us
>introduce myself and barely talk after that
>"why are you so quiet user!?"
>"idk"
>"what do you do for work user?"
>"absolutely nothing"
>"oh that's okay you'll find something eventually!"
>one of my less attractive friends tells them about his comfy office job and gets a lukewarm response
>leaving the bar and one of the girls grabs my hand and drags me back to her place and we hook up

Honestly women are so shallow. I'm an absolute loser right now and they didn't care.