Any other Chadcels here?

Any other Chadcels here?
>above average height
>above average dick size
>most people rate me around a 8/10 in appearance but I can barely make eye contact with cashiers
>regularly get approached by girls at parties (that I only go to for the free alcohol) and can't even hold a conversation because my only interests are in computers and Source games from 10 years ago
>not a single person believes me when I tell them I'm a virgin

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Get the fuck out you failed normie faggot.

Reporting in.
It just makes you see the vanity of women honestly. Sorta miss being a fatty in elementary school.

How can you not have confidence if you know you're attractive?

I spent the entirety of ages 10-18 on my computer playing TF2 and watching chink cartoons, I don't even know how you're supposed to interact with people socially

I'm in the same boat as user but I'm the most sheepish person you'd ever meet
I remember practically everything scaring me as a child and even now most things make me jump up in fear

My nigga. It's a cruel joke, when physically you are doing good, but mentally you have nothing in common with normies. I did the same thing with my adolescence.

Not tall, like 5'8 but I'll go in the mirror sometimes and just admire my face. Think im cute af. I've been told I'm cute, smart and the "perfect bachelor" but I'm a fucking sheepish cunt. I should have been bullied in High School, but luckily I was relatively attractive so I wasn't treated like horse shit like my friends. I'm a loser, but I'd be a perfect "e-boy".

On the bright side, everybody does treat me nicely and I'm 100% aware that it's because of the halo effect

The only time I've ever banged girls is when they pick me up at a party/bar and take charge. Otherwise I have no motivation or interest. This one happened to me recently
>be neet for over half a year and depressed
>barely leave the house, maybe go to the store once a week
>friends invite me back to uni to go to the bar
>reluctant to go, friends basically have to drag me out
>go to the bar and friends buy all my drinks
>sitting in the corner of the table zoning out and enjoying my buzz
>barely say anything the entire time
>group of girls one of my friends knows joins us
>introduce myself and barely talk after that
>"why are you so quiet user!?"
>"idk"
>"what do you do for work user?"
>"absolutely nothing"
>"oh that's okay you'll find something eventually!"
>one of my less attractive friends tells them about his comfy office job and gets a lukewarm response
>leaving the bar and one of the girls grabs my hand and drags me back to her place and we hook up

Honestly women are so shallow. I'm an absolute loser right now and they didn't care.

I don't like to think about that, I barely scrape by with smiling and listening instead of talking. If I knew I was getting a pass because of appearances I'd have some gloomy introspection to do.

Confidence about your looks isn't the same as real inner confidence.
I can say from experience as a 8-9/10 guy in his 20s, it attracts a lot of shallow people, guys and girls. Without even realizing, we all treat attractive people kinder and with more respect, and then you have people who want you around just because of how good looking you are, like a good luck charm. It can get quite annoying after awhile and it starts to make you go a bit crazy.
Some people also idealize attractive people so much to the point where they think they are perfect, I've encountered a few girls like this and as soon as the facade is broken they lose complete interest, however most stick around just for the lust.
You'd be surprised, girls can be just as insecure about how attractive they are to men and how easy or difficult it is to get sex when they want it.

Same. I never go out since I have no friends. I'm not even particularly shy, but my interests are usually very far removed from what most people i know are interested in. The only girl i like is cute but she's more autistic than i am.

Fucked up childhood, that's how. Mommy issues, daddy issues, I got all kinds of issues. I always just assume people hate me and don't want me around. Also I hate degenerates and I'm Catholic, which is why I remain a virgin.
>face since no one else is gonna

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Your nose looks fucked mate...

>be me
>20 yo, 6'3 and from experience 8/10 looks
>over 600 matches on tinder
>what more can I ask for?
>literally can't even hold eye contact with a female for more than 0.0001s

its crazy how much girls care about height, especially girls from dating apps. I feel bad for shorter lads

>mfw not kvirgin only because girl ASKED me to kiss her
She was so fed up with throwing herself at me that she went and said it to see if I moved. I did, but still showed resistance.

I could've been a fucking Chad from age 11 if I took all chances. I even had opportunity to fuck some friends' moms, but I can only think objectively of situations on hindsight. If the girl is very obviously into me, I still doubt it, invent excuses, get nervous and so on.

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What is the friends' mom story? How does that happen? I was talking to some 40 year old mom online but ghosted her because I chickened out

Chadlet here. 5'6" with 6.5 inch penis. Still virgin.

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I understand my dude

I'm friends with this guy my age since we're little kids. This served as an excuse for his mom to wear nightgowns when I was there as a hormone crazed teen, because "I'm from home".

When I was 21yo (and her 43yo) she once pinched my butt when nobody was looking, right next to her husband and my friend. I looked back and she had a "naughty girl smile", so to speak. I once was talking to my friend at their living room, with a view from the closed bathroom door and my friend opposite of it, oblivious. She finished a bath and let the door opened, with just a towel around. She was drying herself and let the towel go up enough for me to clearly see her pussy. Friend's stepdad noticed, entered the bathroom and I heard them fighting in there. Invented an excuse to friend and gtfo as quick as possible.

Even after this, she stays with me on her bedroom scantily clad with shorts that show her legs. Friend is oblivious, stepda doesn't care anymore at this point. She once asked me to take a pic of her cat: he was over her tits, I was literally over her from behind with my hands close to her tits, breathing over her neck. All in front of her husband and my friend.

There was also this other friend's mom who made more physical contact, said pleasantries and, according to friend, told him I look good. Some of my mom's friends aren't averse to subtly acting slutty towards me either.

Damn that sounds fucking hot

Fuck off that's not you...
You could've been an 80's action hero in a buddy cop flick