What would you do in this situation?

What would you do in this situation?

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ladies, ladies, please
one at a time
;)

*flex a 'cep*
you mirin?

probably something cringe

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ask the qt in first row number

Tell far left to fuck off and then do the others

>what smells like fish?

>"uhmm... professor.... Bathroom! i go... may i bathroom... i go t-to bathroom... may i?"

then stand up from my chair fast, droping everything on my table to the floor, then wait for 8 seconds deciding if i pick them up or leave them on the floor, finally leaving them anyways and running to the bathroom while looking at the floor, to avoid eye contact with anyone

>Sage and report this shitty thread

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*unzip pants*
first come, first serve

Talk about my money and fighting skills in a loud wigger accent

"Ladies you are looking good tonight!"
Then just walk away

>HITLER WAS FUCKING RIGHT
>NOW 88 BURPES FOR YOUR PEOPLE
>C'MON YOU MOUTHERFUCKER WEAKLINGS LET'S IMPROVE TOGETHER

based

Sputter and turn red

Fuck first girl on the right in front of everyone

>You ladies must be lost. The beauty pageant is on the second floor

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>"What'd I do, why are ya'll looking at me?"

>Hi *smirk and smile*
only first on the right looks actually decent. maybe second and last on the left, cant tell with those angles.