Jow Forums joke thread

What do you call somone who eats oats?

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ripped and healthy?

Otis.

What did the shy female traffic light say to her husband?

Dont look at me im changing

An oataku

OATEATER SON OF GOMAD BRINGER OF CHADS

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My friends call me 'STEEL CUT' because I eat oats. They say look out, here comes STEEL CUT

Lol that dude looks so weird. Soft and undefined everywhere else on his body except for his core/abs.

Probably on real gh also.

Post body

Get the fuck out.

I think he’s hot af
Only reason I’m gonna roid when I get old is to be a DILFy

what do you call someone who soaks oats in milk, a bit of lemon juice, and chia seeds and then cooks it the next morning

Gay?

Robert, because I eag oats and that my fucking name. Or maybe Rob for short

What’s a pirates favourite letter?
Your think it’s the c but it’s really the R

i thought it was X cause they write em on everywhere around the map

And they’re always cutting things

What’s a weight lifters favourite letter?
You’d think it’s the D and you’re right

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based

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Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Because 7 was a 6 offender.

Lol

/fits/ favorite "people" lol

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Post body you wish you looked half as good as he does

>"hey mom, can I borrow your credit card again?"

I remember you got kicked out the gym for telling this joke.

maximum cope

That’s unironically a pretty good blade

imagine what the fuck his family must think of him

I don't know about him, but it's very possible that he moved out and created this haven for himself.
You can afford things with a 40 hours job and no social life. Unless you're renting too high for your income.

What did the lactose intolerant bodybuilder say when his trainer offered him a scoop of protein?

"No whey!"

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>You can afford things with a 40 hours job and no social life
this. i work barely above minimum wage and i live by myself and i am able to keep my gaming computer upgraded with a few new parts each year, buy games i want, have 4 monitors, eat all the good food i want, pay for the high-tier internet, gym membership, protein and supplements, collect some anime figurines, etc.

if you're not a low-iq attentionwhore brainlet you don't need a whole lot to survive comfortably

This just made me realize my goal body wasn't big enough.

DADDY!

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based

lmao nice

Has decent taste too, impressive

Why do hobbies that i'd usually call nerdy or geeky or lame suddenly became cool when i see swole guys like them and how do i change this mindset

you can try thinking for yourself

I'm glad you specified female, or i would have wondered if they were gay traffic lights

>this thread

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based and redpilled

Halo effect? It applies to anything. Cute girl (or guy) can do whatever they want as long as it's not objectively bad/creepy.

Hot well-adjusted otaku? Attractive, has social skills, is an otaku by choice rather than just an outcast.

omg

My ultimate goal is to become as jacked as the dude in that picture so I can go to Anime Cons and mog all the bugmen. Get me some emotionally unstable otaku girl cunny.

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Man I love these buff weeb shit. Please dump pics if you have any.

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Wtf

you won't mog anyone you retard, did you forget all the fit tards who like to "cosplay"?

could work if he said no homo

Stay mad broski desu. I am going to steal all the BPD otaku cunny. Gonna gainsmog, looksmog and heightmog all you fat dweebs.

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Oatist

Thats actually a really good bod, but then again this era has been raised on roid taking instagram "models" who claim to be natty

Bump this pic every time, this is how I'm trying to be

excellent

great one king

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Epic... have this upboat... Put me in the screencap friend.
Wait, let me ask my wife's boyfriend whether I can use my credit card to buy you some gold, friend...

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug

What do you call a man without a spade on his head?

Douglas

lel

Why're emos so thin?

Cause theyre always cutting :)

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Should I break up with my asian cute girlfriend and live the based single life? Can get stressful being in a relationship and I don't see myself settling down with kids.

Ayyy