What do you call somone who eats oats?
Jow Forums joke thread
ripped and healthy?
Otis.
What did the shy female traffic light say to her husband?
Dont look at me im changing
An oataku
OATEATER SON OF GOMAD BRINGER OF CHADS
My friends call me 'STEEL CUT' because I eat oats. They say look out, here comes STEEL CUT
Lol that dude looks so weird. Soft and undefined everywhere else on his body except for his core/abs.
Probably on real gh also.
Post body
Get the fuck out.
I think he’s hot af
Only reason I’m gonna roid when I get old is to be a DILFy
what do you call someone who soaks oats in milk, a bit of lemon juice, and chia seeds and then cooks it the next morning
Gay?
Robert, because I eag oats and that my fucking name. Or maybe Rob for short
What’s a pirates favourite letter?
Your think it’s the c but it’s really the R
i thought it was X cause they write em on everywhere around the map
And they’re always cutting things
What’s a weight lifters favourite letter?
You’d think it’s the D and you’re right
based
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 was a 6 offender.
Lol
/fits/ favorite "people" lol
Post body you wish you looked half as good as he does
>"hey mom, can I borrow your credit card again?"
I remember you got kicked out the gym for telling this joke.
maximum cope
That’s unironically a pretty good blade
imagine what the fuck his family must think of him
I don't know about him, but it's very possible that he moved out and created this haven for himself.
You can afford things with a 40 hours job and no social life. Unless you're renting too high for your income.
What did the lactose intolerant bodybuilder say when his trainer offered him a scoop of protein?
"No whey!"
>You can afford things with a 40 hours job and no social life
this. i work barely above minimum wage and i live by myself and i am able to keep my gaming computer upgraded with a few new parts each year, buy games i want, have 4 monitors, eat all the good food i want, pay for the high-tier internet, gym membership, protein and supplements, collect some anime figurines, etc.
if you're not a low-iq attentionwhore brainlet you don't need a whole lot to survive comfortably
This just made me realize my goal body wasn't big enough.
DADDY!
based
lmao nice
Has decent taste too, impressive
Why do hobbies that i'd usually call nerdy or geeky or lame suddenly became cool when i see swole guys like them and how do i change this mindset
you can try thinking for yourself
I'm glad you specified female, or i would have wondered if they were gay traffic lights
>this thread
based and redpilled
Halo effect? It applies to anything. Cute girl (or guy) can do whatever they want as long as it's not objectively bad/creepy.
Hot well-adjusted otaku? Attractive, has social skills, is an otaku by choice rather than just an outcast.
omg
My ultimate goal is to become as jacked as the dude in that picture so I can go to Anime Cons and mog all the bugmen. Get me some emotionally unstable otaku girl cunny.
Man I love these buff weeb shit. Please dump pics if you have any.
Wtf
you won't mog anyone you retard, did you forget all the fit tards who like to "cosplay"?
could work if he said no homo
Stay mad broski desu. I am going to steal all the BPD otaku cunny. Gonna gainsmog, looksmog and heightmog all you fat dweebs.
Oatist
Thats actually a really good bod, but then again this era has been raised on roid taking instagram "models" who claim to be natty
Bump this pic every time, this is how I'm trying to be
excellent
great one king
Epic... have this upboat... Put me in the screencap friend.
Wait, let me ask my wife's boyfriend whether I can use my credit card to buy you some gold, friend...
What do you call a man with a spade on his head?
Doug
What do you call a man without a spade on his head?
Douglas
lel
Why're emos so thin?
Cause theyre always cutting :)
Should I break up with my asian cute girlfriend and live the based single life? Can get stressful being in a relationship and I don't see myself settling down with kids.
Ayyy