>natural(tm) as fuck
>mother earth can speak directly to you via dreams
>fixes your shitty back problems and makes spine stronger by having to lay on uneven surfaces thus forcing you to adapt
>can sleep ANYWHERE on earth when you want to
>never have to make bed up or clean room
>arms are the only pillow you will ever need given to you for free at birth
there is literally NO downside to this
>bugs crawling on you every time you sleep
>free source of protein
You know the bed isn't a forcefield for bugs. In fact they love the nice soft material they can dig into and make nests.
I think I have a mild grass allergy. I always get itchy as fuck if I lay in it shirtless.
I can sleep anywhere, anytime. It just comes with serving in the military I think.
Join the army
You learn to sleep anywhere pretty quickly
>too poor to afford a bed
>been sleeping on the floor since I was 5, I'm 30 now
>only slept on a bed 3 times when I rented a motel, best sleep in my life
I'm tired of being poor.
This. OP is a day liar. If it were true then the homeless would have amazing spines and be well rested.
>Never made serious attempts at improving your situation
Why didn't you sign with the military other than for autistic reasons like "f-fight for israel goy" ?
I made serious attempts, failed each time. I'm in the middle of another attempt right now and it looks like I'm making it though.
No bed 5+ years checkin in
>he thinks beds stop bugs for some random reason
feels good. I know people stare when I lie on the floor and sleep like a rock in random places. They're utterly beneath my notice and I sleep where I want. This might be what a cat feels regarding humans.
You can buy a mattress for like $100 on Amazon
I mean, it probably has something to do with homeless people not having a home at all that makes them not well
I don't have space in my apartment room for a mattress.
Ya know chimps and gorillas both make beds in the wild. They trample down vegetation and grasses to make it soft
I take homw watermelon and potato boxes from the grocery store, cut them into panels and use them for a bed. When one gets worn out, into the fireplace it goes.
I have a couple of foam blocks I use for pillows sometimes but I mostly just use my arm
I bought a folding bed, ended up taking the thin mattress off it and putting it on the floor. I wouldn't say it's particularly comfy or anything. I have slept without the mattress a few times and haven't noticed a difference either. One day I'll just buy a bunch of duvet and pillows and make a nest instead.
Assisted suicide and to shoot people, didn't work though 0/2 so far
Allergic to grass. Itchy and sometimes hives when I lay on it. Feels fucking awful man.
I’ve slept on the floor and on the ground, and it kind of sucks. I’m currently lying in my king-size memory foam mattress with my wife, and it’s really comfy.