There are people on this board who unironically can’t stop cooming

Hi, I have a wife, and we fuck on the reg 3-4 times a week and I still coom every day.
Sometimes just after we fuck, i'm still horny, but she's sore and broken at that point.

Ashamed to admit this has been me lately.
Started cooming to degenerate hentai doujins and now I'm doing it every day. I can see it warping my taste fast. Eating nothing but junk food too as I can't be bothered to cook.
Noticeably more depressed over the last few days.
The coom meme is real

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I
AM
COOMING
OH
GOD
A

vocaroo.com/i/s1Xl95oxMK7r
youtube.com/watch?v=llyiQ4I-mcQ

SITTING ALONE AND I FEEL A PANG
IT'S BEEN 30 YEARS SINCE I TOUCHED A FEMALE
I TOLD MYSELF I WOULDNT USE MY HAND
ILL BE MY LOVER TONIGHT

WHOA-OH WHOA-OH
MY GONADS ARE FULL OF STEW
WHOA-OH WHOA-OH
(LET'S WASTE SOME SPERM)
WHOA-OH WHOA-OH
GIVE IN TO THE MINDGEEK JEWS
WHOA-OH WHOA-OH

COOM COOM COOM COOM
IM GONNA FUCKING COOM
GOT PORN LINKS ON MY DESKTOP
NO SHOES BECAUSE CEMENT SOCKS
COOM COOM COOM COOM
I WANNA FUCKING COOM
ITS BEEN 2 DAYS OF NOFAP
I NEED TO FUCKING COOM

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>cooms to degenerate shit frequently
>eats like shit
>comes to Jow Forums where he’s constantly showered in reminders that your current life-style is shit
>”why amI depressed guize?”
You know what you have to do. Don’t come to me looking for pity.

Fucking jannies deleted the thread

I'm not looking for pity, just warning others. When I realized last night what I'd become I immediately deleted my bad shit and meal prepped a healthy full day of eating for today. Rectifying that shit before it gets out of control.
I'm pretty healthy and happy normally, harrowing how fast a little bit of cooming can derail you

COOM COOM COOM COOM

You cant help what you like. Coom to degenerate shit, just make sure you also lift.

The coomer is the best, most effective and most redpilled meme in a long time. Rarely have I seen something this funny while also shaming an abhorrent activity while also exposing the real agenda behind it. Shills are already desperately trying to counter this meme by trying to pretend coomers are totally fine and normal people, or even that they're Chad's. Just shows you how threatened (((they))) are by it.

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That's the thing, you can help it. I never coomed to this stuff before, that's my point. It leads you astray fast.
Anyway I'm not posting this because I'm struggling or whatever. My point was I was already going down the slope before I knew it. I'm fine as of this morning, now that I'm aware of it I'm not tempted any more

So if i coom im not a normal person? Feelsbad

Let's get it straight that jerking off isn't the same thing as being a coomer.
If you're a coomer you're not necessarily a bad person, are recognize you're a victim of a deliberate psyop and focus on changing it

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AAHHHHH I UHH CANNNT AHH STOPP COOMING TO FATTIESS. IM COOOOOMINGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH

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I'm one of the people who first started popularizing the meme (if not the first). I made the ahegao coomer, saiyan coomer gif, sharpened coomer, etc.

Honestly I love Jow Forums, you guys are fucking hilarious and it's amazing that it's still going on.

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of course tranny jannies are seething over the coom exposing mindgeek kikery

If you've progressed to shotacon you must end it.

Kek

I literally leak precum through my pants during dates if i don’t masturbate.

Jesus, thats bad.

>thinks coomers should try no-fap
No-porn is the way to go. I can go around 36 hours without masturbating to hentai.

No, its like having fat genetics, you just need to accept it you fucking silly goy.

Its like how i love milf incest porn. I cant stop.

Fuck... you too? I get hard just sitting next to them, its overwhelming

Psh, you know nothing about what it's like to be a coomer. As a veteran in this field, allow me to assure you that the alternative is far worse.

You don't think us coomers have tried nofap before? I've done 3 day, 7 day, even 14 day streaks before. Eventually, it gets to a point where cooming is all I can think about. But of course, this can't just be a regular coom. I've held out for so long, I need to make this coom epic.

First, I take my pocket pussy and Super Silk lube bottle and submerge them in a warm bath of water. I leave them there for about 30 minutes to achieve optimal temperature. In the meantime, I prepare the coom chamber. I place several large towels all over my bed to avoid staining my sheets from the inevitable spillage of bodily fluids and lube that's about to take place.

Then, I dig out a sturdy winter duvet and fold it once lengthwise and once widthwise. Next, I spend 20 minutes browsing hundreds of porn clips and downloading the good ones to transfer to my tablet which I bought exclusively for my cooming adventures. Afterwards, I go check on the pocket pussy and use a thermometer to ensure the inside is at least 37° C. I proceed to wrap the pussy in a small towel to catch the coom after I bust my load inside.

When all this is accomplished, I assemble the contraption in the following manner. First, I take the pussy inside the towel and place it on a corner of the duvet. I proceed to roll the duvet up like a crepe with the pussy sandwiched tightly inside. I grab a few belts and tie them around the duvet to ensure it holds its shape and simulates an ideal tightness. I then place the duvet on a pillow or two to allow for perfect height for my dick to go in, depending on which position I'm going for.

I then connect my wireless noise-cancelling headphones to my tablet and get naked. I select a porn clip, lube up, and go to town. The coom sessions continues for up to 8 hours, with me cooming anywhere from 2-14 times.

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Any disadvantage to constantly cooming inside chicks?

Yo yo yo deez niggas!

It’s the same for me. I get raging boners when holding hands or kissing, which i don’t mind. But i don’t want a wet stain on my pants...

they have porn addiction/cum brain

Fapping is not bad. Porn is the problem. Porn turns you into a zombie brain i swear.

high test

they drain your battery

Three times national cooming champion

Day 13 noporn. After today, I will have been longer not falling for the mind poison than ever since intentionally becoming porn free.