Yeah man I’m a vegan

>yeah man I’m a vegan
>*passes out when he stands up from iron deficiency*
>it’s a totally legitimate diet
>*brittle bones from lack of vitamin D*
>humans weren’t designed to eat meat
>*dies from no B12 in his diet*

Is veganism a joke? Do people actually live a diet like this and deny human design, forced to take supplements from animal products to survive?

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In related news, some people are retarded and eat only plants.

Actually you can live and be healthy on a vegan or vegetarian diet. Science backs it up. Probably in 30-40 years eating meat will be looked upon the same way as smoking is now.

Hey vegans. Molluscs.

I’ve massaged my prostate with carrots for over 3 years now and am not about to stop to please some insufferable incel on 4chanel. And before you banter back, please - PLEASE - name a more carvable vegetable. That’s right.

I know you're baiting but there are people who unironically believe this, so to any of them reading this, fuck (You)

Eating meat is actually detrimental to your health and well being and it’s destructive to our environment

>supplements from animal products to survive

YIKES, imagine being this stupid.

Onions protein contains each of the nine essential amino acids.

Vitamin D and Omega-3 supplements are made from algae.

B12 supplements are made from bacteria.

*sòy protein

>vegans aren't fine with eating meat because they came from living things
>but they're fine with eating other products made from living things
gotta love this level of hypocrisy

B-but b12 is made in l-lab so its unnatural!!
>eats cow that was given b12 supplements

Incorrect

Are you retarded?

>Veganism is the practice of abstaining from the use of animal products

>bacteria
Not animal or animal product

>Algae
Not animal or animal product

the arguement is that plants feel less pain than animals

even though animals nowadays are kept in 5 star hotel level farms, and usually sedated before they are killed or they are killed instantly

>B-but you need meat to survive
>Muh B12

Meanwhile, Jainists have been vegan for 5000 years.
Checkmate carnitards

Clarence Kennedy would like to have a word, fellas.

Factory farms are hardly 5 star hotels. Perhaps you’d like to be kept in a 5x5 pen up to your knees in your own shit and piss, kept alive by antibiotics?

>even though animals nowadays are kept in 5 star hotel level farms

Are you really this fucking ignorant?

>animal products
What is the definition of this?
By my interpretation of your definition synthetic meat that is artificial meat akin to animal meat would be fine because it's not a living thing so it wouldn't be classified as an animal scientifically.
Like star trek rules.

Yeah, we better kill all carnivores while we're at it. Detrimental to the environment and all.

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No, jokes are funny.

Your neck would pribably break just by having the rope around it much less the short sharp drop.

Lmao imagine being this ignorant
If you really believe that the “regulated” businesses whose ultimate goal is profit provide anything more than the bare minimum required for the animals to survive you’re fucking delusional