How do I avoid becoming a Cumbrain?

I cant jack off anymore whenever I do I just think about coom memes

He’s apparently Finnish

According to /tv/ he's from Minnesota of Finnish descent.

Praise

*Michigan

He was born White, but became yellow with all the porn addiction cooming. He applies his proprietary coom make-up to not freak people out as much.

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Ultimate Coomer, lord of cucks, maker of loads.

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The yellow is jaundice from the toll the constant cooming has taken on his body.

He’s some pathetic porn addicted coomer who follows porn stars on twitter and posts on their accounts also goes to various porn conventions

By not cumming

m.youtube.com/watch?v=M1vRarZIkOw

Here’s a quick rundown:
>Porno industry bows to Coomer
>In contact with all porn stars
>Possess psychic-like cooming abilities
>Controls his cock with an iron but fair fist
>Own subscriptions to every single porno site globally
>Direct descendant of the ancient Fininsh royal blood line
>Will attend the first porno conventions on Mars (BlackedMars will be be the first one)
>Own's 99% of the worlds porn stars autographs
>First Finnish designer babies will in all likelihood be Coomer babies
>Said to have over 215+ IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell a tale of a Nordic madman who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of enlightenment and unprecedented technological progress with them
>They own Nanobot R&D labs around the world
>You and the Coomer are likely cooming at the same time right now
>The Coomer is in regular communication with Blacked empire and Kink.com
>Learned to coom fluently under a week
>Porn stars entrust their secret dirty stories with the Coomer

>finally get to feel you
This line reveals so much about v this man's psychology. Longing to achieve something so cucked and pathetic and humiliating and its not even real, it's just a piece of plastic. But this is what he's convinced himself he wants, with every coom his standard has dropped lower and lower until he's reached this point, completely shameless as he documents the whole thing to the world.

Based

I wouldn’t be surprised if 9/10ths of the views on porn tube videos are the coomer, although he also owns 9/10ths of all subscriptions and reports unauthorized content on free streaming sites