Halloween costume thread

Joggers, boots, no shirt, gel my hair

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I'm going as Nightman this year

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You know the troll will collect his toll of your boi hole right?

Cowboys are cool again

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He said that shows off your gains.

So wear a tight shirt, fuck do I need to dress him he can use his imagination

Comedian

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yea but painting your body would suck

Bear mode

Classic

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James Bond
Suits are the men's version of lengiere. Exposing your flesh is thottish behavior.

Eric Bugenhagen should dress as Daniel Plainview

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Perfect costume for twink mode

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I think it would be great especially walking out of some closet or room with a hookup and their mouth is all blue

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That's the dayman, brah

A samurai.

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Go for OG Spider-Man.

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Stop.

No seriously stop.

You're fantasizing this imaginary situation that simply isn't going to play out. You're imagining you're going to put on some costume, walk around to some Halloween parties, then magically get mega mires and get laid and everyone will talk about how jacked you were.

That's not what's going to happen.

1. You're not that big or that lean

Yeah sorry. These superhero costumes and other shit requires you have an extremely impressive physique to get mires. You don't put on a captain America costume and then actually look like Captain America. You're going to be subpar vs the actor's physique. You also are going to have zero of the lighting, camera angles or post production benefits the actors had. Then people see your face and you're 3/10 less than the actor. Pathetic.

2. Most costumes suck ass

Ok, let's say you have been roiding up the butt and are actually mega jacked, way bigger than the actors. Guess what, these off the shelf $30-100 costumes suck ass. They're like nylon garbage bags designed to get people's obese meat sacks covered. Most of the cost just goes to paying royalties to Disney. Even if you have a great body you're going to look like butt.

You could get a cosplay costume, but then you're talking hundreds to thousands of dollars. You can get laid way more effectively.

3. You're too spergy to capitalize on any benefits anyways

Chad has been hanging out with his bros and fucking about 3-5 Stacies on and off over the last month. He has a social network. He's cool. He's fun. When he walks in, friends and acquaintances are going to be excited to see him. He knows how to have a good time. Bailey and McKenna have been eyeing Chad for a while but will now finally break the ice and happen to talk way more now that they're excited by Chad and also relaxed from the frat's drinks. Chad's getting laid.

You're not. You're a godawful sperg gymcel who is barely sociable wearing normal clothes. Now you're wearing some (1/2)

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based

Tl;dr
Shut the fuck up

(2/2) Now you're wearing some ultra revealing piece of clothing and are ultra sperg. You're hypersensitive to any comments and also nohomo bro. You're still too shy to approach and can barely put together a sentence if a woman does say something. You'll stand in the corner of the room at some mediocre party with people you've barely interacted with staring down women as you desperately try to think of some plan that could work.

You'll spend hours doing that, having brief conversations and getting nowhere. Then you'll get drunk, go home and wake up.

You've wasted all sorts of time, money and energy and have nothing to show.

Instead:
>Keep lifting
>Keep eating well
>Roid to reach an impressive physique
>Pay for some good pics to put on a dating site
>Line up some Tinderthots into a systematic pipeline
>Schedule 3-5 dates Friday and Saturday evening
>Havesex

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put me in the screen cap

i want to be a yoked colonel sanders

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@52443818
shitty posts, leave forever

nice dubloons bucko

dubs died for this

Aren't you supposed to dress scary for Halloween? What's up with all these superheroes and video game characters

and bitches dressed as cats

dub trips died for this

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just a quick reminder

Life ain't about pussy or working for girls.
Its about longterm self fufillment.

It's always been popular to be attractive, and now it's popular to be into video games and superheroes. Popular interest + good looks = interesting person

Will this finally be the year where I embrace my destiny and go as Aladdin? Every year prior I’ve been too fat so I don’t bother.

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Cross dress. Its funny but not try hard

Done this. Wore a low cut dress showing my chest hair in all its glory. I was fabulous

O FUK PUT ME IN SCREENCAP
#SHOTSFIRED
#REKT

Ngmi

But /fitl/ is scared of pussy

Tarzan

Based white male bros will know what’s up ;’)

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You will look like a geek brother

Autistic if you don't have other people doing this with you

Steve Irwin is a top tier choice

>short shorts to show leg gains
>keep shirt slightly open to show chest gains
>women will think you're caring and love animals

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I don't celebrate halloween but I will go to a costume party next week.
It's a circus themed sex party and I really can't think of a circus themed costume thats still sexy.
I will probably just wear some black fake leather leggings, no shirt, a big round white collar and paint my face like brandon lee.

Buff clown bro. Get hoes to snort coke off your boner

> sex party

I've gone as a "gangster" just a track suit, wife beater, and some overly gaudy chain
Once you start dancing wrap jacket around waist and you're just a dude in a tight tank top but still costumes

>gangster
Better go with this

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Yeah that would be great. Isn't that mercutio? High school memories returning

Mercutio was black in the movie, that's Tybalt

I was about to say thanks brother for helping me remember

>we white males

So everyone here is white? Its true that myth about the white metabolism?: storing more fat and faster because their winter storing genes?

It's true. We're basically strongman bulk as our peak.

Underrated balls of steel

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Thats the plan. I am barely ottermode tho. If I was big, I would go as a circus strongman in a leopard singlet.

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I lift so I CAN defend myself and KILL IT for god

>Some people call them terrorists
>These boys have simply been, misguided
>KEEEP MY FAAAIITH ALIIIVE
>CLOSE ENOUGH, TO TRIP THE WIREEEE

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Actually very good idea think that’s what I’ll go as

What are good costumes for people with beards?

where is based boomer its been his wet dream to dress up as turok

(butt)pirate

Stone Cold

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>Every year prior I’ve been too fat
The fattest player on my old rugby club when to a Disney costume party as Aladdin (he just tore a purple shirt into the vest and fount a fez). It was great.

What routine will let me OHP LMAO1THOT?

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Good idea m8

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This is a great idea, go for it

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This isn't a bad one if you have The Hair™

This scorpion costume was dead easy to make.
1x black wife beater
1x black t-shirt (for balaclava)
2x boxing wraps (one black set, one yellow)
1x black jogger bottoms
1x yellow table cloth (cut in two for robes)
1x half skull mask from eBay
1x long sleeve black tee (for 'cumerbund')
Ignore my lack of gains, had only been lifting for about 6 months at this point I think

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I'm dressing like Satania

DELET

I saw some girls doing this the other day and they were dragging around inflatable crocodiles

Cringe. Op here, and absolutely none of these assumptions are true. You think you know people but really these are just your former insecurities and thoughts that you have projected onto others to feel more comfortable about your old cringe self.

Stop with the armchair psychology, you’re not smart enough for it.

Me in the back

Rub some sealing makeup lotion before spraying with pic related or spray sealing spray after using pic related . There are better versions online or you can buy one of those airbrush setups used on cars and use mehron body paint as the source
>t. /cgl/

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>shitter was full

2pl8 ohp and a lot of crushing strength and wrist curls

I've already done Hanzo from Overwatch, Diego from Gothic (people told me I'm too buff for him lol), Archangel from Heroes of Might and Magic III, now I'm doing grown Finn from Adventure Time (pic related). My wife (who is much better cosplayer than I am) is making the pillow kids and she will be the pillow princess. Damn I love her.

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I'm going as Niggachu

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dont ever dare to post apu along your emasculated shitposts, fucking crab nigga.

Based

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Okay, change of plans, I'm doing THAT. Is 405 kilos or pounds though? I can totally do it if it's kilos, just did 190 yesterday.

i don't think a dude in pikachu costume would be able to lift 405 kilos my dude

Yeah, you're probably right.

405 happens to be 4pl8 in lb so probably that. Assuming kg, 190 would be good enough but anything lower than 3pl8 is a joke and you'd be making a fool out of yourself