He doesn't have a dogbro to run with

>He doesn't have a dogbro to run with
Never gonna make it

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>oh please take me out to run
>dog scoot like the happiest retard on earth for 10 minutes
>oh no please master carry me to the car :(

But I do
Me and my PitbullBro run all the time

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state your race

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This, 100%. Every time I go running in my city, in the "white" neighborhoods all the pitbulls look like total bros, in the "black" neighborhoods the pitbulls all look like they'd try to rip my leg off for looking at them the wrong way.

Genetics matter obviously, but in the case of the pit, the genes that matter are that they are capable of doing a LOT of damage. They have a massively disproportionate number of fatal and injurious attacks, but they're not even in the top ten list for frequency of actually biting. But when they do, they will fuck you up.

if i catch a dog on its own, i always kick the shit out of it with my steel toe caps. much funner than owning one

I miss old Jow Forums, when people would do this stuff and post pics on /b/ rather than pretend to be edge lords and shit up the other boards with fake sociopathy. You're probably too fat to even catch a dog.

Funny, I do the same to incels.

My old retriever has joint problems so she can no longer run, but I carry her around and up/down the stairs every day so she can sleep in our bed, so she gives me gains anyway.

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>he has a dog
>he runs
reddit as fuck

Why are posters on Jow Forums so hellbent on push this fallacy. even when in reality there are a polarity of owners that are white, some hispanic, some are black. The narrative to try to equate black people to pitbulls is fucked up. It says more about the person's inability to properly train and have mastery over their dog. In other words, you are not the Alpha in that relationship and even the dog knows it. If you can't, I highly suggested not owning breeds like a pit, simple as that. Maybe a cute, tiny dog breed is more your speed?

>he exists
>he enjoys something
>he enjoys anything in life at all
holy reddit!

>It says more about the person's inability to properly train and have mastery over their dog.
Based, pitbulls and blacks are only violent because we don't have proper mastery over them.

Virginal dweebs kill way more people every year in mass shootings than pitbulls kill in bite attacks. Maybe we should castrate or euthanize guys who don't lose their virginity by a certain age before we worry about pitbulls. We'd save way more lives that way.

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have sex (with a human female, not a dog).

I really really really want a dog

>running
Never gonna make it

I have 3 Belgian Malinois. They are trained and ready to fuck up anyone that gets into my property uninvited.

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My dogs aren't the running type. They love walks, but they'd prefer to casually stroll and just take in the sniffs.