Face gains thread

How have your face gains been, Jow Forums?

Mine were so dramatic that my mom gave me shit because she thought I had plastic surgery, told me I was beautiful before and all that shidd. I went from a round faced fatass jawlet (I literally had no visible jawline so I had to grow a beard as cope) to looking kinda like Bowie when he was living off coke. My jaw is now visible even in shitty lighting and my cheekbones look more prominant

Have you goys made good face gains too?

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Forget trying to get the eye portionof his face gains, brahs.
His heterochromia is a genetic defect you’ll never get till CRISR is as easy to use as MS Paint. The thing with his different size pulpits comes from a concussion he got as a young kid being beaten for pretending to be gay.

how did you achieve it?

he doesnt have heterochromia. just a permanently dilated pupil and it was from a fight he had with another musician friend or some shit, do you really believe your own made up lies?

I literally just cut, ate at a 500 calorie deficit. I'm 5'8" and I started out at 142lbs but with high bf. i wasnt full blown fat fat but I was kinda chunky, probably 25% bf but idk because I'm shit at estimating bf and those body analyser scales are inaccurate af.

I'm now 123lbs and idk what bodyfat, but I lifted a lot and made sure I got plenty of protein (shakes breh) while I was cutting so I maintained what little muscle I had. Now my body just looks skinny but I have some serious face gains going on bruh, 3 more pounds and I'm gonna lean bulk to maintain low bf while building muscle

Another thing is that I didnt drink enough water before but I drink shitloads now, that helps slim down your cheeks because it reduces water retention

Got a really sharp jaw when I hit around the 14percent area. I’ve been bulking and I’m at maybe 16 now and my face is rounded out again. Not like the moon face I had when I was above 20 but it is kinda pissing me off.

Keep cutting bro. Some people just have shit fat distribution and carry a lot of fat on their face, and need to be sub 12% to see face gains

He does have heterochromia.
As for the “got a concussion cause a schoolmate beat him for being a perceived faggot”, I may have heard that from a liar.

he doesn't and there's a picture right in front of your face proving just that, what two colors are his eyes?

alternatively just google it

pic or bullshit

Blue and light green. Maybe you just have shitty eyes that can’t tell enough differences between colors.

ok so what's going on is you're confused and incorrect and refusing to correct your misinformed opinion on something that is a fact

123 at 5'8 is skelly, im 140 5'6 and dyel

Damn, he's handsome!

This is now a David Bowie thread. Post your favourite Bowie pics or gfto

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I never said my body was good breh, I even said I'm skinny in the post. Besides I supsisingly still have bigger and better defined arms than the average normie believe it or not, before I cut down to 123lbs I bulked a bit. But that wasnt the point anyway, I was talking about face gains. I'm still not at Bowie's level anyway, at his peak of living off coke he was supposedly 95lbs at 5'10"

I've just got 3 pounds to go till im at my goal of 120, and then I'm gonna bulk while minimizing fat gain. The current goal is to get back up to my original weight but without all the fat, and once I'm there I'll bulk some more

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I looked like a half retard when I hit puberty, so hitting my twenties was an immediate face gain

Dude even looked good in his later years (hes 53 in this gif I think) despite abusing drugs for years. God I wish I had his face

>ywn look as perfect as bowie no matter how much you lift
The only way to cope with this is to lift for him bros

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Fuck man. Next PR is for Ziggy :')

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>be me
>average chin.
>Gym hit wall 2yrs in and hating this
>roid time
>destory all prs
>look fucking great
>chin looks better
>thanks tren

Looks like we have a winner.
As for my face gains, I managed to lose most of my double chin but then I got back some of it. Fml

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>another musician friend
it was a friend from school, bowie went on a date with a girl his mate liked and he punched him in reply

I’m saying I was confused about who hit him and why.
Still looks like heterochromia. Iris doesn’t change color simply because the pupil doesn’t contract or expand.

Here's my story
> was chad little kid
> when puberty hit face started to look different, chin kinda receded, hair darkened etc
> cut my super long dirty blond hair, haircut was shit tho, so ended up growing a beard at 19
> had a beard from 19-23, had put on lots of muscle from doing tons of physical labor job shit and helping grandpa with yard and house
> had shit posture prior to 19, work on it everyday
> started going to the gym in Jan a little after grandpa died
> finally shaved a few weeks ago, turns out I have chad Jawline and a nicely defined prominent chin
It was probably a combination of age, having good haircuts now, and putting on more weight plus better posture. I made it a habbit to mew, I already naturally do but made it a conscious effort so perhaps that has helped me too.

I know drinking water, wearing sunscreen and working out are 50% of the battle, but what about other products? What goops and devices actually work?

I have hair miniaturization and diffuse thinning. What sort of products and what kind of dermaroller should I get? How often do I use them? What else can I do?

What about my baggy eyes? And what about the scar I have on my dick from cutting it that got infected and looks like a little maroon bump on the base of it? And what about any other tools and exercises you can buy? Do face workouts really work, or just fuck up skin and waste money?

How do you guys shave/shave your balls, take care of your eyebrows? You ever get a mani/pedi? Any other random things?

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slow down, first tell us how the fuck you cut your dick

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I think I just cut it while shaving (happened before lmao) and it got like infected and gathered like sebum and shit for months. I figured the weird white bump was a scar, then I popped it and a bunch of gross thick sebum-y shit came out and it wasn't really lumpy anymore, but now I'm p sure it's infected again. My dick is pretty disgusting.

what about everything else though?

Imagine that shit hitting your nuts, ouch

Grow a beard a grow out your hair to an acceptable length that compliments your face

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definitely skelly mode, get to 150-160. I'm also 5'8 and I weigh 176, my cut goal is 160

>pretending to be gay

>just look like vampire, bro
o-okay uncle bowie

not him but he came out of closet as heterosexual. he said he was closet heterosexual and used all gay rumors for attentionwhoring. look it up

post body

He was clearly bi, and just said whatever he felt like saying. He had sex with men and women, bi.

>implying vampire mode isn't sexy as fuark

The only type of beard that compliments my face is a bit of chin stubble to make my face a little less square.

its best mode obviously where did i say its not

Meanwhile I look like a potato.

Didn't he fuck Iggy Pop?

Also Mick Jagger and probably Lou Reed

lmao what a madman. i mean its cool when bowie does it

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