How do I become fit enough for the military in 1 year? All I have is a pull up bar. I'm a poorfag so I can't join a gym...

How do I become fit enough for the military in 1 year? All I have is a pull up bar. I'm a poorfag so I can't join a gym. Are push ups, pull ups, squats, and cardio enough for me?

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yes, just look up the pft/prt for whatever branch you're going for and get after it

For army, just run outside and push ups and sit ups. I've seen fat losers pass basic with no issue, because they can pass the PT test. Basic is really all mental.

How do I get myself mentally strong and ready for the inevitable bullying due to my autism?

I'm torn between wasps and bees.
I don't know anything about wasps, except that they're hunters and steal shit from my bees.

but bees are amazing.

I hate wasps so much

You can't enlist if you're diagnosed with autism, retard. The Marines just had a big problem with autists sneaking in, so it's getting even harder.

wasps are the fucking worst, I really wish they didn't exist. Beefriends are rad and chill as hell, I'd like to start a hive one day.

Which branch, user?

Why would you want to wash rocks and/or die for Israel for a paltry GS-5 salary?

Do you really have nothing else going on in your life?

I meant I suck with people. I do have some idea of how to lead on a coversation, but most of the time I'm bad with people. No, I have not been diagnosed with it.
Probably Navy, but looking into Army. Got a 97 on the ASVAB we took in school as a special thing the military gave us.
I know that if I go the traditional college route I am destined to be a friendless faggot limp dicked loser who will never become strong

If you're dead set on being a good goy, at least try for ROTC and get officerbux.

Scooby has a video series for this poorfags who want to join the military look up his channel and look for boot camp or something

I don't feel strong enough to lead a bunch of people in battle, I'd rather be a good goy e1 soldier

p fpr
that's what RPTC o

>I want to waste 2-4 years for a $21k salary

Since you clearly don't value your health, maybe try to become an electrician or boilermaker?

>aspiring to a poverty-tier salary

Clearly the ASVAB isn't as g-loaded a test as I was led to believe

Army is in the process of changing PT test to some weird crossfit thing. Navy is still push up/sit up/run as far as I’m aware.

I've looked into the trades, also an option
I haven't been a soldier so idk if my opinion would change during my goy enlistment. If ROTC can set me up to become strong internally and externally enough to lead soldiers, then I would do it

Bro, ok listen, I know you think your not smart enough or good enough but listen.
Like listen good.

Don't be a faggot. Go for it.

ROTC sets you up to have a successful professional career by virtue of being an officer, between training and connections.

>to lead soldiers into battle

Reality check, most of the military will never shoot at anyone during their service. There's way more tail than tooth.

The physical prep is easy if you're healthy, which you should be because they will check you at MEPS to confirm that.

I'm assuming you haven't been to MEPS yet because if you did, you'd be on a wait list and a PT program already, exercising with other waiting enlistees. It involves hiking up and down mountains (free) and doing calisthenics and jogs at the park (free). Very basic stuff, think high school PE. Jumping jacks, high knees, burpees, pushups.

If you want to be comfy and having fun in basic rather than dying and being singled out as the runt of the pack, then do extra running, push ups, planking, and idk what to call it, this exercise where you lay on your side and lift your upper leg and torso 45 degrees off the ground and hold the position. These are the drill sergeant's usual "I'm gonna make you do this until you break" punishments, so get good.

For this just be friendly to the people around you, they're kids out of high school who are mostly excited and eager to be there. Boot camp is fun for young men, it's supposed to be. And if you're having fun you will make friends easily, you're literally doing team building shit together all day long.

Retarded to join the military rn unless you're in a hsld unit

Ready to die for Israel?

You've got plenty of time. Their standards are a joke.

>Yeah, don't join the military, don't fight for your country, you'll just become Israel's puppet bro
Man, it's no wonder America is fucked with no future. I feel bad for you guys.

>being a bootlicker

The army doesn’t want you be big keep that in mind. When I was in they wanted enlisted guys to be lanklets who can run. Every gym on every base sucked balls. The officers could get jacked and had nice gyms though.

Boot was a blast, but now shit is integrated so it probably sucks

Just make sure not to join the army bro, it'll make things easier when we invade you.
We won't make the same mistakes your country did in Vietnam or in the Middle East. A civilian with a gun is not a civilian to us.

I don't know which side you support because you're wording is the same way i would recruit someone to the anti jew side

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ROTC is a scam, go to college, get bachelors degree, enlist for OTS after basic.
I did ROTC and was an Army officer. I regret wasting my college years in the pretend army dressup bullshit that is ROTC.

Run cardio is the most important.

>muh iran, muh syria, muh iraq
I wonder why that specific area is so important as to topple stable regimes and waste millions of lives?

Go National Guard. You will deploy more, get a real good paying job, and you can have a normal family life.

National Guard deploys more and it's always a clusterfuck. Ran into a unit in Afghanistan who weren't even able to call nineline when their shit got fucked. Bunch of fat fucks too.

just join the IDF instead bro

Navy is the fattest branch so do absolutely nothing if you want to go that route.

good god man get help, you're fucked in the head