Best apartment machine for weight loss

Hey fit, I was wondering if I might get some input on a preferred machine for use in an apartment. Circumstances are changing for me and we will be moving out of the house to an apartment. I am looking for something mainly to use during the winter or just at any point really. The goal of the machine is weight loss and preferably something quiet as we will be on 2nd story.

Id prefer to stay away from treadmills due to my knees not wanting to take a pounding. What might be best?

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Gym membership. Home machines don't work.

compound lifts in my opinion are the best weight lost tools. If I don't actually keep track of my diet and eat whatever, I end up losing weight.

Get some kettlebells

Do ghouls-I mean girls go scuba diving in thongs while topless?

I live in Michigan, so the less I have to go outside and deal with the fuckery that is Winter, the better. So, is there an option other than Gym membership?

Honestly, go for a 30 minute walk every day if possible.

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Get a rowing machine

I've contemplated one in the past. I may end up doing that. I kind of want something I can watch TV while doing. For example I've considered watching a long running anime like One Piece or something and just work out to one episode or two a day and binge the whole fucking thing. That way I got something to do while working and it doesnt get boring.

That ass has to be photoshop right? Where do you find porn of girls with bodies like this?

Everywhere bro

Examples pls. Names would be nice :^)

Stuff is either tiny girl who is flat front and back, slim girl who either either flat or fake tits, or just some other random “porn look” girls, nothing like this.

And if you search for ass, it’s just huge cellulite ass or anal, and I don’t like either

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imagine being so mentally weak that a picture of a woman bothers you

I don’t think it’s the pic that is bothersome to him, it’s the tactic used to artificially bring attention to his post.

5FU76JD2

Dont post pics like that man you're going to make me coom

If you use fit for long enough you'll see how threads started with pics like that derail very quickly. In the end the catalog is full of pointless threads like this one

>i dont think the pic is bothering him
>its what the pic is being used for
holy shit are oyu fuckin nerdy. just dont look at the pic then, shit
>implying there is anything worthy to tlak about
lot of shit posting goes on in the general threads too, there really isn't much to come back for other than memes

Minnesota here. If that’s stopping you, you might as well give up now

ur fukin dum dood

Dude I don’t know what the hell this shit it

go to bed nerd

I went 5 days minimum in New Jersey during winter, on a motorcycle. Find that motivation.

I must COOM

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That's snorkeling gear not scuba

I laughed way harder at this than I should've

this or a jump rope, maybe both since they're cheap.
do hiit

and this is why the coomer meme exists

how about you eat less you pig?
But sure if you wanna stay delusional get a rowing machine (one with a rail)

Depends on how much weight loss we're talking, I wouldn't recommend the rope if he's too heavy.

What a little bitch.

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STFU zoomer

Young Lela star before the transformers career

Cringe

kek

You're supposed to be studying, summercoomer.

Fuck off incel

my sides

It's because people like you can't stay on topic

Same shit

>let's be brutes again with no thought but to rape and pillage
bronze age meme

Image being so mentally weak that someone else being mentally weak bothers you.

Are you gonna coom, princess?

That's what we are. Like, you know society as it is, is just one big facade, right? That as soon as the artificial comforts of everyday life that placate most of us are gone, we return to what we do best: Rape and pillage.

Try harder sonny

Unbased and objectively wrong, but checked.

>no thought but
Way to oversimplify with hyperbole
Humanity is humanity's only check against overpopulation.

Source please

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a good kitchen knife

Either squat rack, and fuck your neighbors, or a rowing machine. Only 2 options worth considering.

O NO I CANT HELP IAAAAAAA EEEEEEEG UGGGHH IM COOOOOOOOOOOMING

You don't need a cardio machine to lose weight.

Eat in a calories deficit and buy yourself a pair of adjustable dumbbells.

Fellow Michifagger here. Get into a winter sport. Cross country skiing is based, especially biathlon.
Hockey, downhill, heck even sledding and the trudge out and hole drilling of ice fishing is decent.
Chop wood, take up trapping, etc.

and now it's even more effective because coomposters make sure your unrelated OP pic brings in twice the bumps

eat less put lock on fridge :)

>nerdy

Havent seen that word in 15 years.

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kitchengym user here

This is what you can do with minimal space OP

It you’re not a poorfag like me get oly bars and plates

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