Wasted mires thread

That's gay.

I wouldn't point to a womans tits.

I would have said yeah, gonna need a hand to finish this one off. Then kissed her.
Although that's something only specific kind of people can get away with.

Or smiled, grabbed her wrist and used the back of her hand to wipe my mouth.

Thats not gay and the woman would have laughed.

women all secretly want to be sluts, but they dont want to feel like a slut or have people see them be slutty (for the most part)
he went from 0 to 100 in a nanosecond, theres no way for her to respond without looking slutty, so she gets turned off
you have to give them a plausible layer of deniability for their sluttiness

Alright chadless’s, I’ve told this one before. It’s from before I was married, so I’ve learned my lesson, but it’s a good one for you too.
>be friends with girl for all of high school and part of college
>we sat next to each other all through hs, since we have the same last name
>she played volleyball, extremely athletic body, stereotypical tomboy, basically a unicorn if you’re me.
>develop crush on her, she reciprocates and we’re doing the “will they, or won’t they” thing according to friends
>talk about everything together
>she comes to my wrestling matches, I go to her volleyball games
>we make plans to go to same college
>enter Stacy, who hits me hard and fast
>Stacy is 10/10 prospect, loaded and beautiful, and for whatever reason she’s into me. (Cont)

not all that funny but a normal, understandable response
even worse

>so Stacy has honestly blindsided me
>out of nowhere one day she asks me to take her out
>tell her sure, pick her up at her ridiculous manor of a house and take her out to a nice dinner
>I was a mechanic’s assistant at the time, as a normal high schooler, so a $50 dinner was huge
>dinner goes well, she says she wants to date, that she’s been harboring feelings for me
>mind you, this is coming from who now is a partner in a Fortune 500 company
>tell her I think she’s interesting and any guy would be lucky to have her, wonder why me
>she says that I’m built like a man, that it would be impossible not to see my good qualities
>all this is from high school seniors so there’s a mix of teen angst, horniness, and immaturity all together
>decide we’ll be a couple and have some intimate times
>meanwhile getting distant to my longtime friend, she’s devastated
>I found out years later she’d cried for weeks over this
>so I kind of already feel like garbage
>press on anyway, I’m with the girl of anyone’s dreams
>or so I think, until I spend more time with her (cont)

>out with friends on a pub crawl with large amount of people
>a girl that is my type to a tee is there
>talking all night, keeps asking loaded questions like "what are you looking for in a relationship" and "are you single, are you looking" that I'm oblivious to
>walks back to he tube with me, says I'm attractive and she'd like to get to know me more
>"Hey, I'm always on the lookout for more friends" I reply
>she says "oh" and walks away
>only realise what an idiot I am a week later, hope she turns up again
>she does, go straight to her and ask her if she wants to grab dinner some time
>go on a few dates, lots of fun but don't make a move because I'm an idiot/not ready
>finally after the 4th date go back to hers
>she takes off all her clothes in front of me, puts on a baggy t-shirt and gets into bed with me
>we spoon all night, she's shoving her bare arse into my boxers
>can't sleep, can't make a move
>she's forcing it harder
>end up leaving in the morning
>she stops texting me, run into her every now and then and she's seeing someone else

This was a girl that wanted to fuck me but because I'm not happy with my body I didn't make a move. Nothing has fueled me to keep lifting. She's going to a Halloween party I'm going which gives me ~40 days to deal with my stupidity, lose a bit more weight and hopefully she's not seeing the guy

and how would you do that?

>after a few months with Stacy, getting close to graduation time
>she reveals that she’s been jealous of my friend all along
>at this point, I’m forbidden from talking to her by Stacy
>we still have to sit together and we’ve basically been partnered up for years now on tons of things, so it’s assumed we always will be
>tell Stacy there’s nothing there, we’re just friends
>jealousy consumes her, she starts bulimia
>loses 20 lbs in several weeks, starts to look awful
>having arguments every night over my friend, but we barely talk now out of awkwardness, I still don’t know about her true feelings and how hurt she was, which would have caused me to end it immediately
>break up with Stacy, she flips absolute shit about it
>goes into hibernation, doesn’t come to school for the last month
>both relationships are basically in limbo at this point
>fast forward a few months of me just hanging with bro’s (cont)

You spooned with a girl all night and didn't bang? Props to you for going for attempt #3 but fuck bud, I'd be way to embarrassed to ever talk to her again. She clearly knows you're a beta fuck now so if anything she sees you as an orbiter.

Imo cut your losses and move on, you fucked this one up too much already.

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the problem is he wasn't attractive enough, chad would have gotten away with it

>after a summer of just guys bein dudes, start college
>have 3 classes with friend and been texting her occasionally, trying to mend relationship, but she’s still distant
>we still sit next to each other and talk
>gradually things start to seem back on track
>one day after our night class, she says she wants to drink, never has before
>get alcohol for us and take her back to my place
>she gets tipsy and tells me that she’s missed me, and that we were basically best friends and that she always wants to be this way
>get annoyed, take her home after awhile
>should have made a move on her that night
>get kind of distant again
>like a week later, she tells me she wants me to see her apartment
>reluctantly agree because I’m assuming I’m friendzoned at this point
>she changes clothes after we get there to a skimpy tank top and shorts
>I don’t understand that she wants me to come on to her
>after a while of studying and watching tv, I leave
>find out 2 weeks later about the crying from high school
>ask her about it, she says that she’s been in love with me for years
>she signs up to study abroad for two years and we stop talking entirely
>we both get married to other people years down the line

I missed multiple opportunities because I never sacked up and took initiative. I’m honestly happy in my marriage now, but she recently divorced her husband, and now she only stalks my Instagram, we have no contact. Probably for the best. Moral of the story: seize your opportunities as they come, and do better than I did at recognizing your best opportunities.

I like to imagine black men reading Jow Forums. They would not understand this kind of autism. It's like those tribes with no concept of fapping or the homosex

>thinking this ever actually happened
Are you all really that autistic to think that

tell us about your current wife nigger

Wife is an attractive and ambitious woman. Met her through a mutual and we developed feelings for each other organically. She’s extremely straightforward with how she felt too, and told me near the beginning that she’d be the last girl I’d ever date, and that she’s not looking to play around. She’s assertive with what she wants which fits me perfectly since I’m kind of dumb with this stuff

So you never learned? Pardon me asking but how tall are you?

>when you keep reading from one green text right into the next without realizing they’re two different posts
God damn was I confused

Oh I'm not an idiot, well I am apparently, but I don't hang out with her or anything. It's more she'll turn up to events, come and hug me to say hi and then I'll just avoid her.

unironically this

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mixture of body language and building rapport through conversation and physical touch. she needs to think (even if deep down she knows better) that you are genuinely drawn to her for more than just her body. her mind and personality too. you do that by finding out more about here and expressing interest and appreciation in what she says while still maintaing your frame of being better than her and making her work for your attention. takes practice.

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Bro, that sounds sad from her pov. But don't blame yourself user. She could have told you she had feelings long ago as well. If she hasn't become a psycho and you still care for her. I'd say to be a good friend of her as you have been for so long but she seems too damaged to be a healthy friendship. Make things easier for her and block her already

How do you know she stalks your insta

>Few years back
>At my first university party, flaunting those beginner gainz
>downed 4 whole Budweisers and playing poker
>Drunk freshman gal sits down next to me but doesn't say anything
>No idea what do do, so just keep making meager gains at poker
>mfw she leans up against me
>mfw x 2.5 puts her hand under my shirts and when she starts wordlessly swolesting my abs
>Gears turning, trying to think
>Come up with brilliant plan
>Ask her if she wants to out on a date
>Everyone at the table laughs, she gets pissed, leaves
>I end up leaving the party 25 cents in the black and confused
Later I reasoned I probably shouldn't ask girls out in such a public setting and that she probably wasn't looking to date. But I'm not one for hookups so I take solace in the fact that it probably wasn't going to work anyway.

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Oh god that would have been much more embarrassing for her than you

Should've whipped it out, m8

That fucking photo

What? He got laughed at for something he didn't even know how to handle. Why the fuck should she be embarrassed? How much of a white knight are you?

Really?
I mean, I was ready to accept her advances. Is getting asked out in public really that embarrassing? or do you mean after the fact?

> implying women have crushes on us to autistically shoot down.
Bro we ugly

You were just being autistic but if I heard that I would think of it as a tongue-in-cheek rejection akin to "you should buy me dinner first." It made her look like a desperate slut if you delivered it right.
Not a white knight maybe you misinterpreted

This is a couple years ago now
>Waiting in bar for date
>I always arrive early to have a few pints (dutch courage, get comfy with surroundings)
>Smoking outside watching the tele on my own
>Cute paki and whitey opposite me
>"who you waiting for?"
>"a date man"
>"if she doesnt turn up, you should come with us"
She did turn up and she was uglier than the two that mired. Fucked her anyway but she was a clingy psycopath with horrible teeth.

bro, I don't think that is salvageable anymore. Not picking up on her signals is one thing. her sharing a bed with you and shoving her ass against your dick and you doing nothing is something completely different though. she'll have felt like fucking shit after you "rejected" her like that and I doubt she's willing to give it another try.

So would asking out in public be ok if it didn't make her look like a desperate slut?

>She could have told you she had feelings long ago as well.
This, always takes two being stupid. Apart from that user with the spooning story, that was a rare exception where it only took one.

>you should come with us
Where? Sounds like a mugging maybe m8

>Is getting asked out in public really that embarrassing?
Some of them really hate it when anything like that is being done in public because they feel you are using other people to put pressure on her.
In this case she was already groping you though so she probably just saw it as a rejection depending on how you said it.

Sure, depends on the context. What made the situation funny is that this girl did not want to be asked out because that's a step back from groping some random guy's abs.

Normally something like that where I'm from just means chill together.
In all likelihood this would've happened:
>I chill with them
>They realise I'm a fucking weird sperg and just good looking
>They leave

>something like 2011
>shitty part-time job selling building materials
>first day, some cashier stops me while I am moving with great abandon to find some chicanos waiting on a couple pallets of portland cement
>asks when I started, where I go to school, how I like working here; then
>"do you workout a lot?"
>lol no, I used to run track and now I throw stuff around here
>"could have fooled me"
>hey, do you have a pen actually?
>"Sure!"
>bends over to grab a pen even though there's a cup full of them on the counter
>faces directly away from me, truly tests the tensile strength of 2011 non-stretch denim
>whatdoesthismean.flac
>t-thanks
I think she got fired a couple of weeks later for something unrelated.

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>>They realise I'm a fucking weird sperg and just good looking
>>They leave
every fucking time. it hurts.

this is the only important question right here

the absolute majority of people never learns. they just happen to find someone who clicks without them really understanding what they did and then they stay together.

>be me
>19 year old virgin
>loser during high school and decide to go out of state for college
>second year at uni
>been lifting about 3 years and look pretty jacked compared to normies
>didn't join a frat or make any friends first year
>still a fucking loser in college
>10/10 Stacy in my American History class
>Red hair, blue eyes and big tits
>we make eye contact during first lecture but I break away like a fag
>look again and she still staring at me
>wtf
>think I'm doing something retarded unintentionally
>start mewing and focusing on teacher like i'm about to fight
>class ends and she corners me in hallway
>"hey your name is user, right?
>she knows my name what the hell
>get her number and we start texting non stop
>2nd lecture she sits next to me and starts feeling my chest and arms
>"wow user you're so strong!"
>she texts me that night about how her roommates are so loud and keep her up at night and wished that she had somewhere to get some sleep
>didn't realize this was the fuck flag and tell her, "yeah my roommates are loud too."
>she stops texting and sitting next to me in class almost immediately

I eventually got my shit together and started fucking as many 7's and 8's as I could but I still regret not getting with that girl.

Well shoot, another "it depends on the girl and the context" variable. As soon as I think I've pinned something down too, fucking hell.
Thanks for the clarification tho, even if it does mean more work on my part.

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>Well shoot, another "it depends on the girl and the context" variable.
That's all of dating. Anyone who pretends he has that one idiot-proof way to get ANY woman is lying out of their ass.
Just B.E. yourself and hope you meet a girl who can handle your autism. And learn from your failures.

>>didn't realize this was the fuck flag and tell her, "yeah my roommates are loud too."
I always realize right after saying it and the damage is irreversible, too.

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pretty regularly I get hit on by girls between the ages of 16 and 22
I'm late 20s and married, so I've never accepted an advance
one was particularly difficult when some swedish looking/sounding exchange girl approached me on the bus and gave me her number
modern women are too forward

no nigs are plenty gay

golden post

wow nice /fitness/ thread on /fitness/
i hope you relationshit niggers all die

This.

He needed to let her continue lying to herself that she wasn't looking to get fucked, but instead he went straight for bedroom talk and destroyed all pretenses.

Dude could have just laughed and said "Gotta eat more to become a big strong boy!", or "I have the table skills of a giant baby.", or literally anything that does not boil down to 'Hey baby let's fuck', because even though that was what she wanted, she won't allow herself to see it that way, because that would make her a slut.

Why are u blaming yourself exactly? She has a mouth aswell, if she wants something, she can ask for it. Stop putting thots on pedestal

And here I was just hoping there was something solid I could pin it on instead of me just being an undesirable person.

Some chicks are scared of that. Was suggesting that my girlfriends friend started asking out dudes in public because clearly her flirts on tinder wasn't ending in marriage. She got pissed and said that it was stupid as fuck to suggest such a horrendous thing.

Nice little anecdote you have here. Real or not I find pretty moving.

reading this caused me physical pain
>eve for those of us who had a shot with at the "highschool tomboy gf" meme we still fuck it up

as much as "just b urself :^)" is a meme, it's true in the sense that you are never going to fit a square peg in a round hole
you may be able to attract someone short term by putting up a facade, but once you get to really know each other you have to be your genuine self, because nobody put up an act 24/7

You calling my dick square shaped nigger?

as a black user who has wasted a mire, I feel it

>I have a 'happy life' with my '"""wife" but I still remember some hoes of my past.

I know black guys who easily perform above the average autism levels on Jow Forums.

women want romance, not to be treated like a 5 dollar whore, it makes them feel cheap.

>chicanos
>she

so your name is user?

Better to say that than to be shy. If thatsbhis sense of humor he was just being honest. If he contiunes his honesty he will find a milktruck that appriciates milk tank jokes

>e, and do better than I did at recognizing your be
women are cowards, they cant make the first move.

Why is it so hard to read female signals?

>>They realise I'm a fucking weird sperg and just good looking
>>They leave

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because our generation has been cucked by our teachers, parents, media, movies, and tv into having a total beta mindset towards women

This.
>Don't worry user, it's 2019. Girls will make the first move if they like you
>You shouldn't approach girls user, that's creepy
>What? Showing sexual interest in another human being? That's practically rape
>EYE.RAPE.IS.NOT.O.K.

For me it's low self confidence. I have zero problems spotting the signals and interpreting them correctly when I'm just an outside observer.
But the moment it involves me I start second (and third) guessing everything because I can't see why anyone would be interested in a boring, lazy sperg.

you should have said, "lets go for a walk outside"

i get this, the doubt in your mind will hold you back from trying to make the move. If you feel like you have a chance , go for it. better to know for sure then to always have the doubt in your mind forever.

man I tought i hardened myself up to a point where i can take hits, but your story hit me in the chest like an WW2 AA gun

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How badly did i fuck up bros?

>Leaving the club to get some food
>On the way out on the stairs see a pretty attractive girl who looks in my direction and says
>"you're so beautiful"
>Me being a drunken autist says "thanks I know" and continue walking out of the club

iktf bro, sometimes I think like Groucho Marx, "i don't want to be a member of any club who would accept me" becomes "i don't want to date any woman who would accept dating me"
but fuck that noise, you're probably never gonna measure up to the perfect hero version of yourself you think you need to be, but the fact that you can identify your flaws puts you ahead of a lot of people
as long as you dont fixate on them and wallow in misery and self pity, you can set to work on changing them and molding yourself more in the image of that Hero in your mind every day
put yourself out there, and let them tell you no
that's real vulnerability, not soiboy crying at lame movies or something like, but having the courage to put yourself in situations where you know you may fail, you may not measure up, but its ok because you have accepted that failure is part of your development
I imagine myself as an old man, alone and full of bitterness and regret, and I try every day never to become that man

I don’t talk to her, and I don’t see the harm in letting her see my insta. I do not have feelings for her still, I should probably clarify
If I post something on my insta or Snapchat story, she’s usually the first one to view it, I think she gets notifications
I tell this story on here occasionally because if you’re riding the fence, just stop. Don’t waste time with these things.

based

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I'm not really a big fan of parties and pubs so most girls I get to know are part of my social circles. And there making a move on someone who wasn't actually interested is a bit shittier than just getting a rejection from a girl you aren't going to see again if you don't want to.

>"i don't want to date any woman who would accept dating me"
It's not really that, I haven't reached that level of bitterness yet. I just don't see why anyone would be interested in me so I always tell myself I must have misunderstood something.

Fake

Also since I kinda ignored the rest of your post I should probably specify. It's also not so much about getting hurt, I can deal with that. But my parents put an absolutely unhealthy focus on being polite and considerate when raising me and it completely fucked me up in the head.
It's really more that I feel like I would be making them uncomfortable because I misunderstood something.

Luckily I finally graduated and will start my job at the end of the year. Once I got a foot in the door I can go and see a shrink about all that shit without having to worry about never finding employment again due to that.

Going in for a spontaneous kiss or touch is where I fall. I’m too nervous I’ll do it to the wrong chick and I’ll get some kinda sexual assault case before I know it.

Fucked up a bit probably but I never know how to reply to such blunt compliments, either. They are just too in your face when they come out of nowhere.

rare nuggets of wisdom from this god forsaken board.

this is some storybro shit

They can. I have been approached by woman this way. If they don't speak up they don't deserve that cock.