Is there any way to preserve your libido and virility as you grow older...

Having an actual image or an approximation of who would we become if we kept up with our worst vices works great, I agree. Der Coomer is the epitome of human decay and failure. Actually a blessing.

he could prevent others from cooming, but not himself. Ironic.

kek yeah same. I think one could use this knowledge on how human motivations and thought processes work to better influence others.

Last night I showed my friend the coomer's twitter account for le funny meme and the long video on it. The next 2 hours of the convo were him confessing how years of porn addiction has made him smaller, obese, depressed and unable to be attracted to IRL women. He said that now he has seen what he might become he's gonna turn his life around with my help. For all the soulless bug activities of the coom, I have to say 'thank you coomer' for saving my childhood friend.

Same. Mysterious ways man.

Not mine, found it in another thread
vocaroo.com/i/s1Xl95oxMK7r

posting my favourit coomer vocaroo:
vocaroo.com/i/s08bVnccZRdt

youtu.be/M1vRarZIkOw

I actually know the answer. He listens to a band called "Fancy Monster"

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ha! just dug a little more.

Fancy Monster is a band by a porn actress, Alix Lynx.
of.fucking.course.

every piece of information makes this whole thing more sad

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god, I just went down a depressing rabbit hole.
all the comments on their page are from other coomers.

these comments are from a recent post where she is drinking tea and takes the tea bag out of the cup.
blocking out names since one lolcow is enough for now

I think I'm done with Jow Forums for the day.

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We need to go deeper..

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He's literally the jesus figure

Link to long video on der coomer?

>the cooming noises 22 seconds in
Made my day user, thanks

Hahaha

>have a stroke

Hahahahahaha i get it haha

EVERY TIME YOU COOM, HE GROWS MORE POWERFUL

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Hahahaha thats the porn star hes obsessed with but she doesnt like him back hahhhaa god so funny

Hahahaha these some mad dark energy about this guy, hes absolutely down the rabbit hole hahaha. Just staring at this pic is uncomfortable cant stop laughing

>vocaroo.com/i/s1Xl95oxMK7r
Kek'd hard

Hahaha that picture has the same eyes as Der Coomer, oh god, this thread is making me laugh, sides = orbit

I literally haven't fapped since this meme comes out I just think of the Coomer. He is a waking nightmare

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Same here brah

Coomargedeon

he's lurking

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same.

I don't know what's happening to me
my lifts have all gone way up though

Link to twitter account?

jayman079

>currently on a no-fap for less than a week (not my first no-fap session)
>haven't had a proper boner in days
Forget about growing older, I'm worried with preserving my libido now.

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This is what always happens to me.
>Do nofap(longest was 19 days)
>Dick is absolutely dead
>Test to see if everything is working
>.....
>I'm a coomer again

Question to noporn anons. Are you guys still super horny like you would be on nofap or is that gone?
Eat better and work out.

Your dopamine receptors are wiped out. It's like if you do heroin every day and suddenly stop. Aside from the physical withdrawal, you become depressed and don't find joy in anything. You need a hard reset, it can take months.

The loss of libido is not permanent though. Think of all the other mammals in nature. They don't masturbate, ever. Yet they get boners on demand.

I've been doing both.

I did exactly that yesterday. Feels bad, but it's okay. One coom isn't going to kill you as long as you get back on the wagon.

Do you attend the GRAND OPENING?

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>be me on nofap whole life (yep not once)
>pop boner when a girls nice to me
sucks to be you

The whole meme is gold

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holy shit, that's somehow sadder than being a coomer

rub your dick tonight, and keep at it until something happens. you're going to freak out, it feels good.
like, imagine good... you still haven't come close to imagining what this feels like.
enjoy

coomscorner.com/

Nope, too busy eating at coom dawgs corner

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Shiit, I feel like he should direct porn movie and it would be the best fap of every fapped ever

Its fucking brilliant. Im a little mashed and its great entertainment

Mandatory Viewing: youtube.com/watch?v=rmBhQtB5nM0

same here

I get boners when talking to girls, I no longer get turned on by the prospect of masturbating to porn.

He has analyzed nearly 10,000 pornographic films in chilling detail. He is a human supercoomputer of smut.

This man is a God among goys. King Coomer. Go hard or go home.

He is the logical conclusion of the free market

>talking to girls

Normie

Your wasted lust feed its being.

Honestly: Staying fit and eating a healthy diet will help your overall physical health which in turn affects your sexual health. Fapping or engaging in sex at least twice a month generally keeps you at healthy performance levels.

Also you can take a variety of herbs that will help with your sexual interest like Horny Goat Weed or Maca, just make do the research to make sure that what you're getting is actually what's on the bottle.

Take Younergy Maca
> I feel horny I guess

Take GNC's Maca Man
> Filling out a spreadsheet
> Man I should be watching porn right now
> Literally any female I encounter that day
> Man she'd look great bent over a table
It got to the point where I have to catch myself from staring at my 68 yr old boss' wrinkled cleavage. That's the good shit.

This, having a healthy diet and lifestyle is going to help you more with sex than nofap and whatever meme you're following.

Yes. Eat more meat

ever since i started college i havent watched porn or even masturbated more than a few times. After around two weeks you start poppin boners just looking at fully clothed women walking down the street. feels good

I think this secret is held by an Italian man with thinning hair and shirts always unbuttoned halfway. It’s probably sardines.

I haven’t coom for a day. How am I doing? How can I have discipline?

fucking brilliant

see

holy shit what's his faceberg?

chekem

wrong version
youtube.com/watch?v=iWpCdUQLWwU

dont think. just coom
youtube.com/watch?v=OrLK1AGjsD0

>drunk elephant skin care

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HAHAHAH

nocoom going strong boys

i’ll never coom again

You can't make this shit up. The memes write themselves.

based vid

he makes us become better people

thanks, user

Dude

Does the guy in quesiton know he's a meme ?

That's got to be sad as shit for him.

Btw I'm pretty sure the coomers inspired Nosferatu in VTM:B.

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He blocked @der_coomer on twitter so I assume he knows.

he blocked the guy who made these videos on twitter and deleted a picture of him with a young boy on his instagram, so yeah he knows.

Someone posted the video to twitter, so probably yes. I think his entire life has to be pretty sad for him, whatever road lead him there deep down he knows it is shit.

It just makes his personality more wholesome.

cooming is not for me

No man can hope to stop the tides of cook that I will unleash

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kek

kek

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Ask not for whom the man cooms for; he cooms for thee

because now its real, and you can't ignore or downplay it any more

I feel bad for the guy... he just wants to watch sports, watch porn, coom, and interact with porn stars on twitter and at the AVN expo, why can't we just leave him to it?

Oh fapper who art in pornhub, he coomed for our sins. Coomer be his name, make he stroke in peace.

if i am on nocoom can i still fuck hookers?

If you can't tell, cooming only has to do with fapping and porn.

this unironically makes me want to nofap.

I've been a coomer for over 20 years, everything got so out of hand. After years on /t/, I've filled over 10 TB of porn. I preordered the Oculus Rift and have entire 8 TB hard drive full now, and because of that, still haven't gotten around to playing games on it. Just in the last 2 years, I now have a room that's filled with a harem of 6 sex dolls. I started SL at the end of May and am now seeing huge progress, and this coomer meme, I just want to sell the dolls now, I mean maybe have just one but even that I know would be holding me back from the potential I have, and always have had. All those wasted years coomed away... motherfucker

Unironically went nofap because of this guy. Truly a Martyr.

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This

that's known as neocooming you fucking coommunist