My son just told me his favorite Disney character is Gaston because he eats lots of eggs and my son’s favorite breakfast is lots of eggs. Is my son, date I say it, based and redpilled?
Fit related question - how many eggs do you eat in the morning? I eat five and my son eats two, but he’s only three so he has time to catch up. My wife eats two and my dog gets one, for reference.
Good work user, your boy is gonna make it.
>tfw my son is 2 months
>i practice him squatting on my lap by holding where he is so he has to push up with his own strength
he can almost squat body weight, i want my guy to be the better version of myself
Please, please mean dozens
>Town gets attacked by a monster
>a girl is kidnapped
>gather a possy to rescue her and put the monster down
Gaston is literally Beowulf and Beast is fucking Grendel.
I eat six
I hope your entire family dies due to liver failure
Six eggs every morning user
Your son's gonna make it
>low socioeconomic status
>can only afford to buy eggs for food
>makes son eat shitloads of eggs
>posts on Jow Forums
yep
a failure
Vegan cuckolds in the thread tonight
Everybody's gonna have a bad time
Rent free
Except the beast is misunderstood and not literally pure evil, and Belle is the actual protagonist of the story.
>eggs
Cholesterolpilled
i didnt think people with children browsed Jow Forums
A lot of the oldfags have kids and lives now. Many of them left and then came back once their lives were comfy
See this movie pisses me off. The Beast is not pure evil but Bell is a shitty protagonist. She actually thinks she's better than everyone in her town because she spends all her time reading fantasy book for children. She might as well have a tumblr. The townspeople think she's weird and are kind of aloof to her but at least they're polite about it and they are kind of busy serving the community in some way, unlike her. Gaston is not a moral man, but at least he's still a man in some way. He's an ass but at the end of the day, what was he after? A domestic life with children and a beautiful wife. He was very shallow, he only wanted Belle for her beauty. But despite his shallowness, he saw her as an equal ("there's only she who is beautiful as me") and that's what he found desirable about her. His life was not fulfilling and he sought what he believed was missing. And he was not exactly moral about it, his plan was an asshole plan but there are far worse villains.
The Beast on the other hand is emotional, whiny, can't control himself. He was a selfish fop and now he's a brooding loner who lashes out in anger all the time. So of course Belle wants that guy. Once he's set right he's a pretty boy male version of the Disney Princess. It's like the whole movie is a metaphor for how fucked up the modern world is about sex. Gaston is the hollowed out husk of the old masculinity, emptied of its manly virtue, now just a caricature of maleness. Beast is the New Man, the new ideal male fashioned in feminism's own image. Belle is the empowered female who is better than everyone from the start and fixes man so he's worthy of her.
The music is pretty great though.
four large eggs and some bacon
brb, going to make eggies
>It's like the whole movie is a metaphor for how fucked up the modern world is about sex
It's about how internal beauty is more important than outward appearance.
Whelp if your son is a lad, he needs to eat 4 dozen eggs, every day to help him get large.
Once he's a man it's gonna have to be 5 dozen eggs, if he roughly wants to be the size of a barge.
Two ain't gonna cut it or do you want him being DYEL lanklet like the Prince with his puny swimmers bod, or an angry fat little man turned fag his entire life like Le Fou
You know how it goes, beauty is only skin deep but ugly goes clean to the bone
That's a dated message and dated for good reason.
Internal beauty is mostly bullshit. Being ugly on the outside highly correlates with being ugly on the inside.
You may have noticed today's ugly women usually understand this and never tell you they are good people: they tell you that you need to be attracted to a 200kg cunt because they will not change.
trauma incoming
Kek, this. The earliest kids get into fitness the better, but for fuck's sake don't delegate your failed goals to them
But the Beast was rich
Find out if early heavy exercise closing your growth plates early is legit or a myth.
Learning how to heightmaxx and iqmaxx our kids is more important than helping them make it early if we can't pick all three.
if the person was naturally ugly, then it can't be helped, that's a part of the genetics, and for the most part, the best they can do is to do good and maintain themselves and it does give them incentives to improve themselves.
> that face when you grew up being forced into dads crotch
>makes son eat all the eggs
Superb & thought-provoking critique. OG, pre-Eisner Disney was based in certain ways, even if it did tend towards civ-nat.
The fact that eggs are inexpensive doesn’t make them any less of an excellent choice of breakfast foods. You’re mother’s a cheap whore, but I hear she’s nonetheless the Michael Jordan of sucking dick.
Take the looksmax pill
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Damn autocorrect.
And how were Gaston and the town supposed to know that? Bell’s own father comes to beg them to save her from the monster with demon possessed household items. That said, it’s been a while since I’ve seen the movie so I don’t know if there is something towards the end I’m missing that would give the villagers insight to the situation.