How much can he deadlift?

with a back like that and that short a range of motion, I'd guess at least 4000.

This bait be tasty

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Probably an absolute fuckload...
Look at him Jaime...

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Jamie, pull up that video of a Monkey fighting a dog

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Who is this waifu?

Come on, dude.

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Accurate

Hard to say.

Their bones are more than 2x as thick as ours and their muscles and tendons are far larger. Their central nervous system is ramped up in a way that gives them better gross motor power too.

My concern for the Gorilla is the fact the are minimally effective upright walkers. I don't know if their hip and leg bones structure is well suited to standing up bearing a heavy load on their hind legs.

The range of motion would be very short given their arm length. The power is all there. It's just a question of the fact their legs aren't designed to do deadlifts or for squating the way we do at all for that matter.

I WANT BE MONKY

PULL UPS AND STINKY POOPIES ALL DAY

I think I can fuck up a gorilla with bare hands.
I practice MMA for 7 years now, boxing parallel for 6 years, I could. Not to count strength training at the gym for 4 years, 6'1 1/2 for 189lb.
I have an insane speed, reflexes similar to my speed. I just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge his attacks and throw good punches to his head. I won't stop, and at the smalledt mistake, the gorilla is finished.

Not enough.

Gorilla would rack pull 4000 lbs above the knee

>the smalledt mistake

Not going to make it

2/10 bait

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>My concern for the Gorilla is the fact the are minimally effective upright walkers.
This. The amount a gorilla could deadlift has nothing to do with its arms- they are to all intents and purposes infinitely strong compared to the legs, which will buckle quickly, and the sense of balance which is extremely poor compared to a human's.
I would not be surprised if I could out-deadlift a gorilla, and I'm barely out of DYEL.
Now an arm wrestle on the other hand would be disastrous for me, as would anything else that's arms only. This is a creature who does chinups as his primary method of travel, there is no chance any human could ever beat him in his element.

Anyone been to animal kingdom? They have (or used to idk) a lat pulldown that goes up to 200lbs, and a sign next to it saying that gorillas can lift 10 times the highest weight on it, so 2 imperial tons. People were allowed to try the lat pulldown to compare.

If a gorilla can lat pulldown 2000lbs easily, double the deadlift of the strongest human ever to live, then fuck knows bro

No idea but it would actually be pretty interesting to know. Apes have insane strength and the small ROM would help a lot too.

If you taught that gorilla to deadlift he could Probably pull at least 1000lbs

Based seriousposter

>implying you need thumbs to deadlift

>ayo I be blazing da weed with mah niggas

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She's dead, user. She's still a six armed muscular qt though.

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I forget her name but she's from that demon slayer animer that's still ongoing now. Kimetsu no yaiba or blade of demon destruction I think it was. Starts out pretty good but progressively gets more meh/generic Shonen quick.

>"This is fucking gold."

why not just teleport behind it, in an un-personal fashion of course

kys retard

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It's crazy how much like a human hand that looks.

Also, why do gorillas need to be so strong?
Don't they just sit on the ground eating leaves and bamboo all day. Maybe they need the strength to rip trees apart to get food.
Do they climb trees?

wow, he made it. look at him. the absolute madman, just a chad, just ripped, brah, how many hot grills do you think he bangs, if you're not like him you're a pussy, do nofap and you will become an gorilla, Jow Forums

A whole crate of Skittles and Arizona Ice Tea

male gorillas fight each other for competition, females are half the size and weigh about as much as a typical man

it also aids them against predation

All primates are strong except for humans.

They have to fend off other male gorillas to breed with the females

The pinnacle of human evolution is devolution.

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>good punches to his head

This is shit bait of course but it gets me thinking. Could you even damage a silverback with your hands and feet?
Let's say he's literally tied up with hands behind his back and you get your best shot. 2 minutes of punches and kicks. Could you even inflict damage or are you just inevitably pissing him off?

I mean actual kicks and punches, not poking his eyes out or whatever.

From dealing with horses I know the stubborn ones do not give one shit. You can lay into them what you've got and for them it's not even a love tap. If they're obstinate they will just ignore your puny human strikes.

>It's crazy how much like a human hand that looks.

American education distilled.

>When you beat your horse for not doing what you want it to do
There's an old saying about a horse and some water that comes to mind.

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>females are half the size and weigh about as much as a typical man
ooomg based, that is just like Jow Forums, just big beef pieces with brains ooga-booging over girls like HOOP DAT SHIT OOGABOOGA BIG GUY IN THE GYM HNNNGGGG NO COOM UNTIL HHNHNNNGGGGG

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>It's crazy how much like a human hand that looks.

I know, why did God make them like that?

The devil made them like that to trick you, just like he planted the dinosaur bones.

>>When you beat your horse for not doing what you want it to do

If you build a connection to a horse you seldom need to use any violence to train them. Violence is the old "break them" philosophy that still rules the traditional side of equestrianism.
However, sometimes you have to try and tame a horse that's been left to its own devices into adulthood by incompetent retards. Horses are not really domesticated, just tamed. If you think stray dogs can get feral, this is worse.

That, and some horses are just assholes. Ponies especially. On the order of "I know exactly where your foot is and I'm going to step on your toes every single time you're here just because". Giving them an elbow for it is nothing. Letting yourself be bullied by an animal is just stupid.

I was just goofin', but that's interesting, thanks.

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oh haha now I get it

Reminder that Gorillas get reguralry fucked up by Leopards.
Humans have killed Leopards with their bare hands before.

Human strength > Gorilla
Don't let jewish bullshit bring you down. You are the strongest.

Arm wrestling isn't arms only. It's a full body movement. If you try to arm wrestle someone with your arm only you're going to get destroyed.

>and a sign next to it saying that gorillas can lift 10 times the highest weight on it, so 2 imperial tons
As strong as gorillas are without video proof that's unrealistic imo.

Humans evolved for endurance, not strength. That's why. A gorilla will gas in under a minute while a human can run for hours. Also, our strength is limited so we can have fine motor functions and superior dexterity.

mma math doesn t work .
fighter a can beat fighter b who knocked out fighter c with ease , but fighter a can still get fucked up by fighter c .Styles make fights .
Now when we re talking about fights to the death with different species i m guessing it s gonna be even worse

Lacking basement, but checked.

Their hips and femurs are exponentially stronger though.
I feel the weak point lies in their ankles.

They do hundreds of single arm pull ups a day with ease and weigh over 300lbs. How is 2000lbs lat pulldown unrealistic?

3pl8, maybe 4pl8 at best. Or whatever is the equivalent of an untrained individual for apes. They don't have the mental fortitude to get stronger by lifting more and more

That's not how you play hacky sack

a gorillion pounds

get spears hide under leaves, muddy up to mask your scent, bring along your buddies

charge all at once and destroy them

>They don't have the mental fortitude to get stronger by lifting more and more

How do you think people train dogs? You just use food

I didn't realize how fucking big a fully grown male silverback was until last month when I went to Shanghai Zoo.

I'm 6'4 220 and felt like a skeleton next to this thing. He was 5'6 but easily 180kgs. His head was the size of my torso. His hands the size of my head... I was speechless. There is nothing anyone could do if one wanted to fuck you up. Period.

Its science!!