How do I take my shirt off without being a douche?

Do it on my bed.

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im so insecure i cant even take it off for sex without feeling douchy

You don't, just have fun with it.

Keep your shirt on

What if I kiss it all over? Would that help?

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girls scare me

You're not talking to a girl, lad

yikes, didn't know you retards were this insecure

>girl (male)

>Guy
>In
>Real
>Life

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Never put one on to begin with

Well do I have good news for you.

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But only if you have a penis UwU

It's like you fags don't even know who Dom is
m.youtube.com/watch?v=PTUW77ie8sE

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no interaction with a girl is complete without me going "show me your penis and I'll take my shirt off"

Why do all your posts make me want to fuck your tight boipussy when I'm unironically not even gay?

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back the fuck up hes mine

itt: faggotism

Easy, do the female version- grab the hem of your shirt with both hands and lift it up. Best way to show off your abs.

ikr

That's not true at all lmao.

This. I've been doing it at festivals even wheb it's not hot and I get a lot of negative and positive attention
>at least 3 girls kiss me in one day
>some have licked my abs
>guys jealousy mock me
>"put your shirt back on;)"

plz flirt with me again

Based and redpilled, literally came here to fucking post this lmao.

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can confirmed. My grandpa showed up to a formal event without a shirt once; mortician said he lost it.

As a wise man once said "post body"

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Based, don't care about appearing like a douche. Own it.

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that's not a girl user

Do you know where and when this pic was taken this looks exactly like my brother and he dressed up as a 300 spartan for halloween once

Fuck you get
AIDS and
Go to hell
Gayboy
On
The double

This guy gets it. Fuck everybody else. Just get sloppy drunk, take your shirt off be obnoxiously loud, pound beers (faster than any of your mates like me), and have fun. Bitches will catch on to this energy and hop on your dick if you’re good looking.

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Thread smells like AIDS and poop

Just don't wear pants. Then when people ask why you aren't wearing a shirt say it matches your pants.

then he got like 50 tats in one month. wtf right?

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>drinking mindnumbing amounts of alcohol and yelling with other douches
how is this fun?

>yellow fever on Jow Forums

shocking

Sodomites get the rope.