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I’m on the max virility program, edging 4 times a day with no coom, coom once every seven days. Feeling my pizazz levels increasing every day.
coom 5 times in one day every 2 weeks if you want to have superpowers for half of the rest of your time on the planet
Jeez they all look horribad
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Testicles an off shade of blue but worth it IMO
I think I found the trick to dropping bad habits.You need to keep telling yourself that they are bad, worse than bad, make you feel bad and disgusting.I did this with junk food years ago and never eat junk food again doing it with masturbation now and so far it's been working for 2 months.
Can someone tell me who the coom guy akchully is?
so if I don't fap I become an convict?
i see three degenerates. how do i just stay my current self?
>nofap turns you into a nigger
get a better picture, OP
he's just a literal porn addict on twitter
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i fap 3 times in a row, i think this overdose of COOOOM can bring me the no fap life what i want
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He lives to coom
I did nofap for a month or so a while back. Found it killed my sex drive. Struggled to get it up for a while. No benefits while I did.
Am now a sperm donor and have to maintain abstinence for 4 days a week prior to donating. All of the willpower, none of the stupidity.
If not cooming kills your sex drive that’s a sign that you are addicted. Read about people who have gone on long nofap streaks. Every single one of them mentions going through a long period of no sex drive before it comes back.
>see all 9468 reviews
What's the benefit of that? Why would I want to? I saw no benefits and when I got laid I could scarcely get it up. That's a net loss across the board.
I feel like you guys use NoFap and weird diets as a sort of coping mechanism. You try to delude yourself into believing these things will have these amazing benefits (placebo) because the real way to being strong, healthy, and attractive is hard. Going to the gym most days of the week where you will do actually difficult, heavy exercises and do active recovery on your off-days while actually spending the time to make healthy food is a real, lifelong commitment. You make a half-assed attempt at that commitment but you want the results from it so you look to quackery as a way of making yourself believe you can actually still make it.
user - do you not know, deep down, that you use the gym itself as a coping mechanism, because becoming a more accomplished, more likeable, and happier person is difficult?
You sound like a massive cope to me.
t. coping incel
exactly how often do you coom? thrice a day? wake up, user
It can be used as a coping mechanism but really almost everyone should lift weights, there are just so many benefits to doing so. Among these are health, which is a part of being happy. Being happy with how you look is also good for everyone.
>thrice a day
wish I had that libido and stamina
>48 reviews more than when the meme started
>a week ago
I had, for the thousandth time, committed to not cooming, it was day 3, but I started feeling a little randy and wanked out a quick one midafternoon.
How the hell do you stay vigilant 24/7 lads? I gotta stop NEETing
I used to shit up nofap threads with thots, memes, and refutation like pic rel
I used to bend over backwards to refute your (even you have to admit) shaky evidence and anecdotes
but then came(lol) jayman
NoFap Day 3 reporting in. NoPorn for the rest of my life.
I have Ed from porn due to massaging the goose 3 times a day for a decade. I'm only 21. Will nofap fix me? How long will it take?
>I used to shit up nofap threads with thots, memes, and refutation like pic re
like the good little cumbrain.................... you were :)
but if nofap is worse than simulating sex for years on end while watching people have sex on a screen then why do no fap?
Go to a hospital and donate all of your organs, God knows how many people you've led to the jaws of porn
He's a guy from that blacked photo that everyone's been posting for month.
it just happens that someone found this guy's instagram, then found his twitter because it has the same username (jayman079).
searching the username turns up emails, emails turn up his facebook, and it all spiraled out of control from there.
The worst part is, every new piece of info uncovers something else about how publicly he cooms.
His twitter consists of daily "good morning beautiful" tweets to his fav porn stars (and telling them when he's about to coom to their scenes).
His instagram is all of him at a porn convention 5 months ago
His facebook likes are all porn stars, and the ONE band he liked turned out to be a porn star that has a DJ set
everything revolves around cooming for him, and all started because of that one "BLACKEDRAW" picture
Jason, Wisconsin, Target, Coomer.
PS Some people claim he's also "lor_" the IMDB poster that reviews 5 porn movies every day, but I havent' seen any evidence that tie lor_ to jayman
>tfw he won't accept my friend request on Facebook because he knows he's a meme now ;-;
>10 reviews more than when you posted that
I watched porn for the first time in a month and a half, just to check out what lady fyre was making bc she's the main ho. Saw one of her vids, just wanted to know what she put up, and my dick was rock hard after a minute of watching the foreplay. I was just watching and I was pulsating and leaking like a mfer. I stopped as soon as possible so I won't get beat the fuck out of my dick like it owed me money.
So in regards to ops post, I didn't touch my dick, so no reset.
nofap is literally meme and the only proof any of you have of benefits is a decade old experiment with 30 chinks and anecdotes from incels
I think 3 times is the highest I've ever done, could probably do 4 as well, but otherwise it's usually once in the evening. How some anons manage 5 times daily is beyond me, does anything even come out of their dick at that point?
ok buddy have fun with porn for the rest of your life no need to post here
t.
read the post.
I'm queestioning everything I thought was true. I no longer believe in the pic from >just simulate sex with your hand whenever you want man
>what could possibly go wrong?
jayman... that's what
I'm gonna make it
that's extremely fair
I don't care if it is a meme or not, nofap makes me super horny and girls I would never touch with a laser pointer become cute, that's all I need to not coom ever again.
The memories of porn will mostly be wiped off your brain in about 60-90 days or so. I remember that on the end of my longest streak (2 months) I had totally forgotten how it felt like to coom and watch Porn. I felt like I had a virgin brain again.
As for the ED, could you define what this is? Are you only able to get hard with porn? Because even though I have watched the same amount of porn as you, I still can get rock hard using my imagination only still.
A good indicator of recovery is morning wood, probably the best one if you ask me. If you haven't experienced this in a very long time, you know that you have fucked your shit up. Takes me between 2-3 weeks of NoFap before I start getting it back.
A healthy man should experience morning wood a lot, it's actually a sign of a functioning organ
That means NoFap makes you think with your dick and desperate for sex. So much for porn watchers being the cumbrains.
>t. cumbrain
>far right
HNNNNNG
just go noporn. nofap is a meme, just dont fap every fucking day and 100% cut out porn.
Post body
second from the right has objectively best body
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>How the hell do you stay vigilant 24/7 lads?
By staying busy and focused on something else.
>edging 4 times a day with no coom
Enjoy epiditimytis you fucking tool
Thanks to nofap I asked a girl out, something I never did before. I got rejected but that's because my face/autism, nofap turned my hornyness into confidence so it isn't a meme.
>no arguments
>only memes
lol
Don't watch porn or masturbate for a month. Hint: you won't last 3 days.
Fucking god awful face. Far right has the total package and her thicccccccmaxxxxxxing would make me diamonds irl
did it for exactly 43 days and felt absolutely no changes aside from irritably due to not cumming
lifts progressed exactly the same as they are while fapping and I socialized the exact same way as I do now
>some anonymous psych professor
Nice try Shlomo
reeeeeeeeeeeeee how the hell do you stop wet dreams/random drops of cum? I don't even fantasize or dream about fucking
>did it for exactly 43 days and felt absolutely no changes aside from irritably due to not cumming
that makes two of us, except I did it for 24 days before I decided it was a waste of time
you dipshit, read the post. I'm telling you I don't believe in the pic anymore
>did it for exactly 43 days and felt absolutely no changes
okay my man, keep watching porn and jerking off, have fun with it, no need to post ITT or future threads like it
Don't go down that rabbit hole
will continue posting until you incels fuck off to r/nofap where you belong
>this chick has 700,000 followers
>did it for exactly 43 days
Yeah right..
looks like you didn't do it for 43 days after all lmao
good argument
good argument
Remember: hands on your clock, reset the cock
ok buddy, play with yourself while watching strangers have sex on a screen for years on end just don't poast here
thx, rabbi!
Weight training + nocoom + meditation is the best formula
I can't get fully erect with girls. Albeit I've always been drunk and the girls weren't all that attractive. Perhaps it's the fear that I can't get erect and perform well is what's causing me to not get erect. Even so I want to rule out porn.
I get fully erect whenever I watch porn but can't when I try to jerk off with my imagination.
You mean morning wood from having to take a piss in the morning. I have that almost every day.
ALWAYS, INEVITABLY, THAT *ONE* FUCKING KIKE TRYING TO GET US TO SLOWLY KILL OURSELVES.
FUCK
OFF
PROOF? WE DON'T NEED ANY, IDIOT. IT'S A FEELING. ONE THAT YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND IF YOU WALKED THE PATH OF POSITIVITY AND RIGHTEOUSNESS.
BUT YOU DON'T.
NO-PORN IS SELF EVIDENT. IMAGINE IF YOU COULD TYPE IN "/TIME" ON PORNHUB
GET OFF MY Jow Forums YOU DIRTY KIKE
reminder that porn is a very recent invention
reminder that all of your distant ancestors never watched porn, and were very likely on nofap
reminder that test levels in men have been dropping significantly in recent times
mashalla my jewish brother, amen amen
ummmmmm achtually user the gladiators in ancient rome actually masturbated to people having sex in front of them for weeks on end before fights as it would help them
Porn or no porn please help guys
You shut the fuck up about the most beautiful fish in the sea who learned that having friends to share your beauty with is better than being the most beautiful alone
he was a good fish.
Lads, I need to coom in order stop the urges to fuck around on my gf.
I want to try it for the benefits but I fear it will tank my relationship.
I don't think men are built for the monogamy-jew
>reminder that test levels in men have been dropping significantly in recent times
we can thank the pill (and all the other various products women use) and plastic and all the other shit that ends up in the water
unironically
I'm cooming!!!
Holly eff what is there point? Everything is. So confusing. World's population is too high. Masterbating isn't healthy. I don't know where to start...
this
let the degenerates continue down their path of destruction. let them.
we will continue to purify ourselves, to better ourselves.
I finally jerked off today. It was the first time in about a month. I had sex with my wife in the morning, and a few hours later I was like what the hell, I probably won't get laid again today anyway. The wife starts bitching when I fuck her more than once a day. So anyway I watched some porn on my phone and jerk ed off. It wasn't a big deal. Not as fun as fucking but still ok.
Cum.
>on day 22
>have been looking at porn a lot of the time
should I reset and not look at porn at all?
could it be the reason I haven't really felt any benefits?
Jesus imagine being gay wtf
The whole point is to not look at porn, it's not even the fapping that matters it's the porn watching that releases way too much dopamine and ends up with negative affects
you're mentally edging
reset
I'm not even looking forward to my fap reset day... I'm using the test boost to help me throughout the weekdays.
I can definitely go longer and I feel like shit the day I do it but I need the increasing test for socializing and getting schoolwork done.
source?
then I will do some cooms today and start fresh tomorrow
any recommended website blockers so I can't cuck myself again?
Yes. And I would stay off this site as well.
If you guys applied half the discipline and self control to learning game and getting laid that you do to not fapping you could have real life sex everyday then not even be tempted to fap
going to use work time mode to hide images
Jow Forums is basically my only source of socialization until i find another job
>then I will do some cooms today and start fresh tomorrow
don't, that's prime cope
simply reset your daily counter but don't coom
>website blockers
it's probably unironically Jow Forums that's triggering your dick, that one picture somewhere in some retarded thread that makes your monkey brain boom boom
it is prime cope but I wanna do a coom anyways
+ resetting the 7 day test boost would be good cuz I plan on trying for a big bench pr exactly 7 days from tomorrow
user..
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