What did she mean by this

Change your name to Nathanial and grow a beard. It's the only way to Chad up your name OP.

I think that's the best bet

Oi, I'm not OP but fuck off, it's a based name

Yeahhhhhhh Nate, fuck that genetic dead end good.

autistic mommy gf hnnng

>t. another nathan

Probably makes dating easier desu. Nice and clear communication.

200iq

Well she is clearly looking for dick. You going to give her some?

>A goy having a Hebrew name
>Based

no joke, I would.

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Why does she want to fuck herself?

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Your name sounds like it belongs to a kid too autistic to sit through a haircut

Look, guys, I can't help it that my not-even-jewish parents picked a shekelgrabber name. I counter it by being staunchly 1488

Then it was fitting when I was a kid lmao

>Nathan
fucking namelet lmao

use Nate

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>dicking a dried up thot
shiggy

To be fair, you have to have a relatively high IQ to understand milf humor

Post more. Ask her for nudes

I wonder what your name is then.

If there's a hole there's a goal user.

i really want to know how this convo is going

show us nathanianial. show us what its like hitting on an unmarried woman with no kids id like to fuck

My name is Nathen, implying a sense of time rather than a comparison of Nathan.

James

Is this a trap?

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No, she's just nervous about giving her number out. She wants to make sure you're real and not catfishing her.

Think I found a keeper!

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No doy

Got her IG. Thanks for hag pussy fit

this. thrownyer the insta

>Linkedin
lmao, why?

>kristy
Lol can’t make this shit up

Wants a professional man?

Old people and teachers/professors like it for some reason.

she doesn't even look close to 50. defs would

>A fucking boomer asking for a LinkedIn account for communicating
Lmao holy shit. She's probably wanting to suss out your employment/education standing. Even into menopause, the roastie seeks a high status man.

>I am so sick of the way this world has become with a bunch of sex addicts
I guarantee she's been on the cock carousel since she was 14.

Putting hust- I mean entrepreneur into my bio isn't enough?

This. I work in a place full of women and this broad looks pretty good for 50

>let's just say I'm in between jobs
pottery

>Your profile pic

Based, redpilled.

>increase tinder age to max
>start swiping right on older women
>hard as a fucking rock
Lads do I have a cougar fetish?

>letting an old witch enjoy my hard earned body
>not masturbating to yourself in a mirror

Older women are unironically fucking based. Pillow talk with older women and trans girls is honestly the shit. I've slept with Stacie's btw, they're great to.
But, unique circumstances can be a lot of fun. Not just a cute tiny girl curling up under you.
Older women have moves and are really open about their sexuality. They can honestly be alittle more masculine from the two that I've slept with.
Nah there is something really kinky about a young Jow Forums guy that an older woman reads about in her romance models getting fucked by IRL.

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Yes you do. Now why do you think that is?
t. Freud the fraud

>trans
>girls

I mean you are not wrong. She looks older than 50

on a more random note is Tinder dying? Is hinge the new big app or something? I used to be fatter and look worse than I do now when I used to use it but since I recently downloaded it again being back at school I'm getting a lot less matches than I used to.

hinge is better by far

Why are older women always so nice and sweet god damn it they're nasty as fuck and the pussy is busted but their kind, feminine demeanor makes it hard to resist

Hinge is based, fuck Tinder. They fucked the algorithm to screw over men and now were getting wiser.

it's almost like when women lose their unfair advantage at life they turn into normal human beings

Albert Einstein here

Cute nose

this is a trap.

217 for 1.

Do it nigga, do it

She cute

That's an oof from me fellas

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post moar convo with the milf

OOOF! sorry for your loss user

Easy to be anti-condoms when you can no longer get pregnant.

wtf nigga? you gay? you better hit that shit, SHE WANTS YOU TO HIT THAT PUSSY RAW SON FUCKING GO FOR IT YOU FAGGOT. god damn how gay has this board become?

>wants to be see in public with you
>wants you to raw dog tho
tough call

Never miss an opportunity to build your network lmao.

3 million IQ

Easy, she probably has a fair amount of money, just neet with her and bareback her, you can't get her pregnant anyways.

Just go on a date, woo her, then pump and dump my friend.

If she were better looking maybe

>his pfp
breh lmao

She wants a young dude she can take out to show off but wants to lie to herself that it is something more.

It means she's trying to catch some dick.

>trans girls
>trans
>girls

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for you

She sounds kind of fun, OP. If you're on tinder and up to fuck sluts anyway, at least give it a try. She's old and mature enough, she'll call it off if it's clearly making you uncomfortable.

Maybe she'll teach you something, why not? I unironically don't see the downside.

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Doesn't want to waste his time?

"there's still time"

pffft lmao KEK! get tha fuck off tinder and let the real pussy hungry niggas take these white women. you a faggot fr fr

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Haha nword American speech

She sounds like a nice lady but the no condoms thing weirds me out.

Based fuckgenius

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fucking go for it, take her to a semi-public, fuck her and maybe get yourself a sugar mama by having to go through this a few times a month.

If you get with her, you give her all the power. If you don't, you're gay. I'm afraid you can't win.

>ornstein and smough.gif

Dont be gay LAD. Give her the pipe.

I can't wait until your naive ass meets her alone and Hector slits your throat after a 36 hour BTK fest

who wouldnt

HIGH TEST

why my peepee hard?

Looks like she is in very good condition for 50. I would.

looking for love in all the wrong places...