Take the spinach pill

>Spinach literally contains steroids

medicalnewstoday.com/articles/325661.php

Ecdysterone is the main compound in spinach extract. It is a phytosteroid — that is, a steroid that occurs naturally in plants and belongs to a class called phytosterols, which are "structurally similar to cholesterol."

Previous studies in mammals have shown that ecdysteroids have a wide range of beneficial effects. In the 1980s, researchers dubbed ecdysterone the "Russian secret," following suspicions that Russian Olympic athletes were using it as a performance boosting supplement.

Other studies have demonstrated that ecdysterone "increases protein synthesis in skeletal muscle." In fact, as Prof. Parr explains, previous tests in vitro and in vivo showed that ecdysterone is more potent than other steroids banned in sports, such as methandienone.

Results revealed that the participants who took ecdysterone had "[s]ignificantly higher increases in muscle mass." In vitro experiments replicated the findings, and Prof. Parr and colleagues showed that ecdysterone interacts with the estrogen receptor beta. The tests also revealed significant "increases in one-repetition bench press performance."

Prof. Parr adds that the participants who took a low dose of the supplement received two pills of ecdysterone daily, which is the equivalent of anywhere between 250 grams (g) and 4 kilograms (kg) of spinach, depending on the quality of the plant.

So, to reap the benefits of such a low dose, a person would have to consume 250 g to 4 kg of spinach every day for 10 weeks. To mimic the high dose in the study, a person would have to consume anywhere between 1 and 16 kg of spinach every day for 10 weeks.

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who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/healthy-diet
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/31123801
researchgate.net/publication/333322619_Ecdysteroids_as_non-conventional_anabolic_agent_performance_enhancement_by_ecdysterone_supplementation_in_humans
youtube.com/watch?v=d5KbDq6eM4A
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4447764/
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

What's the best way to buy spinach? When I go to the grocery store, it is already washed and wrapped in plastic. Is this good?

But I'm bulking. I don't have time or money to eat 0 calories

>tfw I have to cook the spinach otherwise I get kidney stones
Is there anything else I could buy?

> butt fucks your kidneys

I dump half a bag of frozen spinach into whatever I make for dinner.

>eat kilos of spinach to slighgly raise your testosterine level for a short moment
Honestly, just shoot up roids if you need a higher t level at this point

ITT: zoomer scum

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Yeah I'm not gonna eat 9 FUCKING POUNDS of spinach every day for 10 weeks, are you insane?

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You know what also contains steroids?
Steroids

Same, spinach is so fucking delicious tho.

Wimp

oxalates

It's like you don't even WANT to make it.

>participants who took a low dose of the supplement received two pills of ecdysterone daily
So how the shit do I get some

Weak shit senpai

9 pounds of raw spinach is only about 10 grams of spinach once it's cooked.

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have fun with kidney stones

>ecdysterone interacts with the estrogen receptor beta.
yikes.

if you want steroids, just take steroids.

Not gonna make it

How do you even eat spinach?

how are kidney stones acquired in this scenario

>implying his post had anything to do with the OP
>implying niceanon wasn't just wishing people a fun time with kidney stones if they have them

apparently the russian olympic team experimented with this in the 70's.

their doctor used suma root extract, which contains ecdysterone. 500mg per 40lbs body weight

>unironically falling for the spinach-jew
Oh boy...

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Is it weird that I'd love to spend a bunch of time picking out those stones?

You sound like a loser and a queer

>BUTT FUCKS YOU WITH ANTINUTRIENTS
no thanks.

>ANTINUTRIENTS

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DON'T LISTEN TO OP IF YOU DON'T WANT KIDNEY STONES AND MALNUTRITION.
Spinach has a fuckton of Oxolates, literally toxins/gains goblins that do more harm than good. Causing kidney stones and stealing minerals from your body.
And you want to fucking eat 9 POUNDS of this fucking poison????
Please don't fall for the plant and grain jew brahs. Stay safe.

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>Sv3rige

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>Eating literal poison
2/10 made reply

>Please don't fall for the plant and grain jew brahs. Stay safe.

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>Listening to a literal retard that stares into the sun and thinks the earth is flat

>NOOOO DON'T STOP EATING GRAINS AND PLANT THEY'RE HEALTHYYYYYYYYYYY

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who.int/news-room/fact-sheets/detail/healthy-diet

Do you retards actually think you know more about nutrition than WHO?

>yikes
sounds like you're already packed with estrogen.

well you can just cook it, who the fuck eats raw spinach

>be me
>always make garlic + onion sauteed in olive oil
>add spinach
>let it become almost non-existant
>tasty af

>Trusting W.H.O
Good goy. Keep eating anti-nutrients and buy some more vitamin-pills while you're at it.

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you need vegetables too not a lot of them though
I was eating a really high in veggies diet and had plenty of times I would be fine all day then shortly before bed become nauseous and have to puke

now I just make sure I eat them once a day or twice and not a shit load, I do love broccoli though

If it's poison when it's raw, don't you think it's a bad idea to eat it?

YIKES!! We got a toxic male over here. Shoo shoo

raw chicken is poison but then you cook it and its all fine

bc you kill the poison when you heat it up. poison cannot live above 120°F

>he thinks this is news

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>raw chicken is poison
Maybe if it was sick or poorly handled after its death.
Healthy and well treated chicken or any other animal will not make you sick when you eat their raw meat.

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But you're also killing everything else nutritious by cooking it. Including cooking meat.

milk has steroids, why would I eat spinach which is fucking toxic?

enlighten me as to which cooking method most reduces the antinutrients (oxalates) in spinach , and by what percentage.

Wtf, I've been eating raw spinach all this time? I'm using it as the base for all my salads and throwing it in my blender from time to time. You're telling me it's poisonous?

Milk has puss and estrogen, you fucking retard.

Dont forget about the pounds of onions and the IR light treatment on your ballsack for an hour a day. CMON

Yes. Google Oxolates and see for youself. Better get checked for kidney stones as well.
Shit is painful when it's fully there.

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> Popeye cartoon tried to redpill children into eating test boosting spinach all along.

> Last new episodes done in 60's

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>To mimic the high dose in the study, a person would have to consume anywhere between 1 and 16 kg of spinach every day for 10 weeks.

Just eat 16 kg of spinach every day bro

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god, you putrid numale cunt, fuck off back to twitter with that and rope yourself.

milk has "puss"(white blood cells), estrogen, testosterone, progesterone, and a bunch of other anabolic steroids, just like human breastmilk

shut the fuck up retard

BTFO, leave Jow Forums you absolute faggot.

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For whatever reason I’m very autistic about my diet and i like eating the same meal every night or something similar. I was eating beef(ribeye steak or ground beef) spinach, and eggs for dinner every night and Jow Forums convinced me that was bad because keto sucks and spinach gives you stones. I stared eating oats and shit and now I’ve got a gut lol

>Significantly higher increases in muscle mass were observed in those participants that were dosed with ecdysterone. The same hypertrophic effects were also detected in vitro in C2C12 myotubes. Even more relevant with respect to sports performance, significantly more pronounced increases in one-repetition bench press performance were observed. No increase in biomarkers for liver or kidney toxicity was noticed. These data underline the effectivity of an ecdysterone supplementation with respect to sports performance. Our results strongly suggest the inclusion of ecdysterone in the list of prohibited substances and methods in sports in class S1.2 "other anabolic agents".
ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/31123801

Grab it while it's still legal.

>god, you putrid numale cunt, fuck off back to twitter with that and rope yourself.
kek, laughed way more than i should have here.

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Oats are just as bas spinach

Or you could just buy ecdysterone in pills, retard. pic related. what kind of fifth world country do you live in that you can't buy this freely, user?

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new onion meme incoming
daily spinach threads inbound

Anyone here tried these?

>Take the spinach pill

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Top 10 anime battles of all time

From what i hear oats contain estrogen, and they also inhibit nutrition absorption... I still love them tho...

>negative asociation between vegtalbe oxelate intake and kidney stones

>00:32
holy shit what a pro move

>He used giga drill breaker

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amazon

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No, I think people want to take a pill that contains the no-sides phytosteroid and none of the other stuff in spinach. You read?

God Bluto is a fucking tank to be able to take all of that

I'm gonna do an 8 week forearm cycle.
Wrist rolling at least 3 times a week and spinach shots every day

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>milk and vegtables make my tummy ouchy p-p-please dont eat it
kidney stones are largely genetic and vegetarians have a lower rate of stones despite eating more vegtables.
>Cox proportional hazards regression was performed to calculate hazard ratios (HR) and their 95 % confidence intervals (95 % CI). Compared to those with high intake of meat (>100 g/day), the HR estimates for moderate meat-eaters (50–99 g/day), low meat-eaters (High intakes of fresh fruit, fibre from wholegrain cereals and magnesium were also associated with a lower risk of kidney stone formation. A high intake of zinc was associated with a higher risk. In conclusion, vegetarians have a lower risk of developing kidney stones compared with those who eat a high meat diet
stupid faggot, maybe the lack of carotenois impaires your reading ability

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>Ecdysteroids as non-conventional anabolic agent: performance enhancement by ecdysterone supplementation in humans.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/31123801
Seems promising

>In the 1980s, researchers dubbed ecdysterone the "Russian secret," following suspicions that Russian Olympic athletes were using it as a performance boosting supplement.
those researchers are fucking downies
russian olympians were swallowing orals like skittles in those days

Could you imagine the shits?

based and popeyepilled

So how much was the high dose? The study itself is locked behind a pay barrier and the abstract doesn't state what the low/high dose amounts were.

researchgate.net/publication/333322619_Ecdysteroids_as_non-conventional_anabolic_agent_performance_enhancement_by_ecdysterone_supplementation_in_humans

Study available for free here:

The product is labelled to
contain 100 mg of ecdysterone from spinach extract plus
100 mg of leucine.
The volunteers out of the Ec1 group took two capsules of “Peak Ecdysone” per day as recommended on the
label of the product. The Ec2 group took a high dosage
of ecdysterone (eight capsules of “Peak Ecdysone” each
day) over the entire intervention period

800mg a day

Based user. This is fantastic, one because it provides the exact mg doses, and two because it names a specific supplement brand that we all now know has been studied by credible researchers and has been proven effective.

Why can't I just supplement the ecdysterone? Seems like a shit ton of eating and terrifying shits

Kidney stones only happen if you don't drink enough water or have a deficiency in magnesium in your diet, or too much magnesium absorbing things like high sugar foods.
Oxolates in foods are overblown, only 10% come from your diet, the majority is synthetized by your own body.

They weren't eating spinach, they were supplementing the ecdysterone

Im not an idiot to eat shit that will cause gout and kidney stones, and has fuck all bioavailability, so no

>87 replies/54 unique IPs
Be honest, are you samefagging with this kidney stone crap?

>Ecdysterone is the main compound in spinach extract. It is a phytosteroid — that is, a steroid that occurs naturally in plants and belongs to a class called phytosterols, which are "structurally similar to cholesterol."
Good to know, I'll just keep eating cholesterol

>Be honest, are you samefagging with this kidney stone crap?
Not really, this should be common knowledge by now
youtube.com/watch?v=d5KbDq6eM4A

Holy fuck lmao this supplement is completely sold out worldwide. Everybody is afraid this shit is gonna get b& and are stocking up.

>HR
>isnt even 1
>thinks its statistically significant

>Holy fuck lmao this supplement is completely sold out worldwide. Everybody is afraid this shit is gonna get b& and are stocking up.
You realize cholesterol is better than this right? Its even in the OP post
>a steroid that occurs naturally in plants and belongs to a class called phytosterols, which are "structurally similar to cholesterol."
Are people that fucking stupid nowadays? Just eat eggs and bacon

Based

Popeye was actually the inspiration for superman.
For some reason was hearing my hero academia music when he drill punched Pluto and ora ora ora ora when he was flurry punching.

genetic? God you are retarded

I found this article that I've been going over since I saw this thread on ecdysterone, cause nobody is going to be able to eat spinach more than a supplement, which are available. So far it seems very interesting.

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4447764/
>Within this study the anabolic potency of ecdysterone was compared to well characterized anabolic substances. Effects on the fiber sizes of the soleus muscle in rats as well the diameter of C2C12 derived myotubes were used as biological readouts. Ecdysterone exhibited a strong hypertrophic effect on the fiber size of rat soleus muscle that was found even stronger compared to the test compounds metandienone (dianabol), estradienedione (trenbolox), and SARM S 1, all administered in the same dose

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Antinootrients
Hehehe

Best cartoon

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