Hey user, what do you do aside from working out?

Thanks, y-you too.

shitpost

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Tfw no slav gf

W-we can change, right? At least it's not porn, right?

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i want to beat up an attractive woman

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>rugby 2x a week
>class
>lift 2x a week
>watch some MMA on Saturday night
>Coooom here and there
>Do chess puzzles here and there
>eat spaghetti

Based who you backing in tonight's match?

Play games, go to the mall (I like window shopping), do my project car

If you ask 80% of women this, their answer is Netflix.

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cry in my room

Well, lots of things. I'm in a poetry club, I write, I DM roleplaying games, I LARP all over Europe, I play guitar a little bit. Hey, is that Russia? Man, wintery Russia is great.

i box

fpbp
also shitpost on Jow Forums

>poetry club

Lmao faggot

I drive

Nothing wrong with having a little culture in your life, mate.

God dammit, go back to /tv/.

>Work. You know adult shit ballence my fainances and see how my stocks are doing in accordence with the geo-political climates.

Maybe learn to spell first? Jesus, what a twat.

Coom and post on mongolian tapestry forums

I like going on this funny website called Jow Forums, it’s a place where you can talk to other people from around the world and share opinions with one another on a variety of topics, like television, fitness or politics. Look let me show you a board on the site, a board is the topic of discussion. *accidentally open it to /h/*

On a serious note, how to respond to this without being a dick or look like an arrogant cunt ??

I always lose at this question because I start talking about how I have a small company and doing a PhD in mathematics and taking care of my father's pumpkin farm and horses

they all seem uninterested at this point...it's sad

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Sorry i don't give enough of a fuck to fix my spelling. That is why autto correct is my side peice.

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Going to pool.

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Yeah, that's very mature of you. Good luck with those stocks, Patrick Bateman.

>read
I don't even read much but merely mentioning having read stuff like 1984 and Nietzsche impresses every time

kek I don't even work out I just do nothing

Holy fuck, I nearly fell asleep reading your post. Nobody gives a fuck about your job or your boring ass studies. They want to know about hobbies, social and creative ones especially.

Haha, wow. You’re cringe af too.

Yep. Still don't see a problem with that though. What, everyone should consume capeshit exclusively? Get Jow Forumslit/, bitch.

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1 run and krav maga
2 run my awesome business
3 hunt
4 spend time with my pregnant wife
5 watch netflix like the rest of the world

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well that's the fucking question, wasn't it??

God I fucking hate normies, I had enough of acting like one just to get laid or get friends for my benifits

you're answering it literally. She's not asking a literal question, she's saying "clearly you work out but I don't want to talk about that". She does not want to talk about how you're a pumpkin growing autismo either.

If you have nothing just say something stupid with a serious face: I'm an aspiring hola hoop champion. I'm completing my football sticker collection, just need a shiney seaman. I'm a goodwill ambassador for the big dick association. I'm big time into sweaty feet.

oh I get it, yeah I got a bit of autismo

enjoy my RC construction equipment

Ummmmmmmmmmm

>Fencing
>Lab-based PhD
>Paint
>Photography (including running uni photography society for several years)
>GM for a regular ttRPG group
>Used to horse ride, climb, and do bouldering, but currently too poor, so only do these occasionally
>Shitpost on a Pangean mackerel collecting forum

What about you, random balcony girl? Tell me about your hobbies and interests.

Horses. Talk about horses. Bitches love horses. Hell, invite her over for a ride.

Work. Which I'll probably be late for after waking up from this dream because women don't speak to me

>haha *blushes and turns head to side* you know just regular stuff I guess
>haha user what do you mean by regular stuff
>oh you know I like movies and music I also go to the gym and do some birdwatching in my free time
>user birdwatching? can you teach me?
>*unzips dick* watch this

Based my guy. Also fellow poem Jow Forumslit/ guy.

> regular stuff
> wanking

I like reading philosophy and history, and the classics of the Western canon. I go to the opera, to milk the "below 25" discount for as long as I can. Working out is fun, but I actually prefer climbing mountains and boxing. And to be completely honest, my rotation of three fuckbuddies keeps me busy for half the evenings of the week.

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Nìgger

thats a pretty mosque right there

lol sperg wtf

shitposting on 4chin, baby

Watch porn and then leave a review on IMDB

are those two hobbies connected?

based.

there seems to be a lot of british bois in here, anyone from birmingham about?

jjust say some shit comparable to zumba when asked about if you work out. they don't actually want to know, it's just a sick eviolutionary social game brainlets are trapped in

I shitpost in my thread on Jow Forums to dab on NEET pedos there
I love my life

kek

>do my project car
Sweet, what car user?

I Read 19th century Literature.
God I want to move to Russia

Fucking hell you autist she wasn't asking about your IQ meme degree or your job. She wants to know what you do in your free time
Just say some shit other then jerking off
What do you do in your free time? If you don't actually do jack shit then just think what you want to do and say you do it
>Oh I go bowling or I am a hunter

I'm a professional (((artist)))

Why? You can get robbed by chechens, beaten up by cops or taxed for 2/3rds of your income anywhere, no need to move.

Hunt. Fish. Gotta get those wild gains, brah.

self deprecate and post frogs on internet image forums

yes and it's actually a good substitution to proper human interaction

The women are beautiful and Everything is cheap.
Even in the dead center of Moscow basic items were 1/5 the price of what they are in the Chicongo suburbs

based and testosteronepilled

I work, study, and spend time with my wife and kids.

>"Uh. Well. That's a tough one. Most of my daily routine consists of daily exercise. You know. Robbin' and shootin' folk, killin' folk, robbin' more folk, and shootin' fellers that need some shootin'. Sometimes I go to the saloon in valentine for some grub and beer. But when some folk piss you off it tends to get nasty. It eventually evolves from bar fights, then to gunfights, and if you're that unfortunate, a town massacre. Sometimes I wander around the wilderness encountering all kinds of strange folks and strange things. Ya know things like serial killers, retarded magicians, rapists, cults, 8 foot tall bears and the like. But in the end, life is just ride you got to make the most outta and enjoy."
>"Now excuse me for a moment. I gotta find my friend Lenny."
>"LENNY!"

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I fish with my dog. It Feels good towing around a heavy backpack and cutting through woods and water. Sometimes I fish with other people but it’s difficult to bring my dog to that so I usually fish alone. Sometimes my girlfriend comes but she just adds to much stress to the relaxing activity that fishing is so not too often

I'm on a rowing team for boomers.

Abstain from self pleasure.

>Bust nuts all over the place, occasionanlly on/in a qt
>Play fifa and f1 till 03:00 on weekdays

I have sex

I jackoff and watch funny webms on Jow Forums

>Masturbate
>Play vidya
>Post on Jow Forums

I read 1984 when I was 13, are you sure it's not your reatarded perception making you think people are impressed?

This is some gay shit

i can't seem to enjoy poems or fiction, i like philosophy tho

Idí náhuj, šlüha

I spend money to hop on a plane to some overrated travel destination just to take photos for a few thirsty men to comment heart eye emojis on

I watch my favorite TV show

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>I just hang around...

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I like playing with synthesizers, target shooting, and programming
Hoping to add baking bread and rock climbin into the repertoire soon

I knew I couldn’t be the only one that discovered this correlation

Stare at the the wall in my empty room until it's time to eat/drink, sleep, shit/piss or workout.

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eat, sleep, take cold baths, sauna

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based, who gives a fuck about spelling or grammar on this retarded site. if you understand what im saying, its good enough

Rock collecting
Math
Marbles
Trains

based and incelpilled

I really want to kill someone when I see these kind of threads
Just imagine being the pale fat sack of shit who made this thread

Try fetlife.
>attractive
>fetlife
Pick one
Oops.

kek, you got me