Ideal boyfriend thread

Carson Kelly
Carson Kelly

Hard mode keep it down to 5 requirements. I'll start.

Christian ( not hardcore) or agnostic
Taller than me in heels ( 182cm barefoot)
Not racist at all ( I'm white but just find it's a turn off )
Competes in tournaments of some kind. Even Esports. As long as I get to watch you on stage doing your best
Either slightly chubby ( bellies can be cute and fun) or athetic fit body. I have zero attraction to skellies, skinnyfats, and full on obese body types.

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Andrew Baker
Andrew Baker

( not hardcore) or agnostic
Not racist at all
You should become more traditionalistic, ma'am

Juan Butler
Juan Butler

Remarkable, I have met all of your criteria.

Jason King
Jason King

jowforums.com/thread/52472906/anecdotes
my idea bf would be a friendless clingy virgin

Landon Ramirez
Landon Ramirez

Competes in tournaments of some kind
fuck off roastie your desire for competitiveness is disgusting

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Nolan Reed
Nolan Reed

Competes in tournaments
fuck off roastie

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Oliver Hernandez
Oliver Hernandez

Gore is one thing, animal abuse quite another
I hope you suffer a slow painful death

Benjamin Mitchell
Benjamin Mitchell

if you dont want to see animal abuse then get the fuck out normalfag

Nathaniel Cook
Nathaniel Cook

bellies can be cute and fun
I'm a skelly recently turned belly and I don't believe you. I'm still gonna lose this skinnyfat gut and go back to skellymode so fuck you OP

Charles Lewis
Charles Lewis

imagine being proud of being a complete degenerate to society, that no one would ever live or want you, that once your parents die you will having nothing but this dumb board you are so weirdly possessive over, that your life will forever remain insiginificant and loveless. imagine being proud of that.

Hunter Diaz
Hunter Diaz

Unfortunately, most guys on here also have zero attraction to skellies, skinnyfats and full on obese body types

Logan Ross
Logan Ross

most guys on here don't like skinny, medium or fat girls
Are you talking about the homos? I mean it's true most people don't like fat lards, but I doubt many people would reject a girl for being skinny.

Nolan Ross
Nolan Ross

but this dumb board
One man's trash is another's treasure. Dismissed.

Eli Campbell
Eli Campbell

I call first dibs on skelly loving femanons

Eli Hughes
Eli Hughes

Not being a subhuman does not make me a normie, subhuman
Do us all a favor and end yourself

Juan Rodriguez
Juan Rodriguez

atheist and leftie
intelligent and witty
stylish and fashionable
takes interest in art theory
skelly, height doesn't matter

Thsi makes little sense, human gore is that of your fellow species, not the creatures you eat on the daily basis.
Unless you're vegan, then ok.

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Kevin Campbell
Kevin Campbell

Worthless, brain damaged, jobless bitter drunk, self-loathing, anti-social, lazy, weak
but
Very good looking
Is there a chance for me just based on my looks? Or is personality all that matters.

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Andrew Hall
Andrew Hall

feminine/sensitive but not gay
weeb
glasses
not addicted to porn
doesn't have any severe mental illness (like bpd, bipolar, schizophrenia)

Jayden Cox
Jayden Cox

Not racist at all

Everybody's racist.

Jordan Collins
Jordan Collins

I'm sensitive but, I'm not really feminine and I fit all that other stuff.

Michael Sanders
Michael Sanders

I fit that bill ma'lady

Landon Morgan
Landon Morgan

it depends, i have met robots who claimed to be very good looking but were just a little above average

Charles Johnson
Charles Johnson

I see how women react around me. I'm just curious based on those characteristics wether it's true or not.

Hunter King
Hunter King

I don't know if I'm very stylish, but I fit the rest, do you like conspiracy theories?

John Jones
John Jones

nice, what now? marriage?

David Clark
David Clark

Only to laugh at them. Anybody who sincerely buys into that shit fails my second criterion.

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Jordan Collins
Jordan Collins

many conspiracy theories are true. you can easily look up the declassified documents. look up mkultra for example. once a conspiracy theory, now fact. it would be naive to think some of the conspiracies floating around now aren't in a similar category

Grayson Fisher
Grayson Fisher

Only to laugh at them. Anybody who sincerely buys into that shit fails my second criterion

I don't buy into most of them of course, but I love reading about them, I also like reading about things like thelema, and cults like that, its crazy what lengths people will go
I agree

Alexander Gomez
Alexander Gomez

Idk senpai, do you want to chat on discord or something?

Carson Evans
Carson Evans

shared hobbies and passions
the last guy i dated, i met from going to an esports thing
we dated for 8 months, he broke up with me a few weeks ago
it was really cool to be able to share something i felt so passionate about with him
patient
not ashamed or anxious to be seen with me
ideally taller than me
and
good in bed

Connor Walker
Connor Walker

he broke up with me a few weeks ago
Got over it pretty quick

Julian Taylor
Julian Taylor

not ashamed or anxious to be seen with me
why would someone feel that way? is there something wrong with you?

Asher Cox
Asher Cox

creatures you eat on the daily basis
I don't eat dogs and cats, gook

Liam Cooper
Liam Cooper

Not a weeb
taller than me (5'2)
skelly or just a little chub
white
virgin

Jaxson Martinez
Jaxson Martinez

finally I meet someone's standards! I will go with you, but only if your disdain for weebs matches mine

Anthony Jackson
Anthony Jackson

femanons buying into the height meme

that one example everybody brings up totally makes muh qanon and 9/11 shit legit

I don't buy into most of them of course
Lole.

I see no difference except the cultural one. Dogs are said to taste like pork. Nobody really eats cats, though, they are small, you can't breed and keep them like rabbits, and their meat is sour.

Henry Evans
Henry Evans

doesn't feel like it. i don't feel ready to date again. i'm just here because i am lonely and i want attention.
i am trans.

Eli Sanders
Eli Sanders

This isn't a board for trannies, /LGBT/ is something you should consider checking out.

Cameron Ortiz
Cameron Ortiz

We get it, user. You perceive intelligence as the set of views that align with your 14 year old atheism "skepticism". I know thinking is hard, but try being a little more nuanced.

Charles Wilson
Charles Wilson

not buying into the height meme
Enjoy not being attracted to your intelligent basedbearded manlet leftist future bf and fapping to blacked.com for years to come.

Colton Rodriguez
Colton Rodriguez

You sound incredibly sour to be around, and incredibly stupid too, I'm sorry that you can't think for yourself and can only believe in things everyone else does.

Daniel Davis
Daniel Davis

willing to give a wakandan woman his surname, virginity, and DNA
wants to live near the sea/in the countryside
likes noise music
likes psychs
will call me his weird little programmer girl even if I'm the taller one

Jack Thomas
Jack Thomas

being nuanced and thinking for yourself means buying into my pet theories
Every time without a fail.

basedbearded
Beards are ugly though, that's an instant no.

Levi Baker
Levi Baker

sure, but could you tell me what your ideal gf would be like, user?

Luke Allen
Luke Allen

as a 6'2 relatively attractive /b/tard that fucks women all the time, i gotta tell you femcels, the height obsession is unattractive as fuck.
honestly, here's the least ideal GF:

"i love tall guys, boys under 6ft go away" (meanwhile, she has an over 30 inch waist)
"I LUUURRRVE DOGS" (then why don't you go fuck a dog? note: this is dogwhistle for "i'm a bitch; basic")
"Sarcastic as fuck" (has no real sense of humor)
"Wine enthusiast" (alcoholic with emotional problems)

that covers the major red flags. funny how these chicks make such a big deal about commitment from "real men, not boys" since they aren't worth a god damn minute of anyone's time.

Bentley Gray
Bentley Gray

Will you wear the vibrating programming socks I buy you?

Jordan Miller
Jordan Miller

You're so oblivious to the world around you, you're nothing but a serf being herded around by those who control you and manipulate everything around you, you aren't intelligent, you're not even the sheep that gets hunted by the wolf. Continue living life blinded by your countries unimportant politics, choosing sides with no winner

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John Russell
John Russell

Haha i probably hate them more than you

Aiden Campbell
Aiden Campbell

Biologically female
feminine
introverted
smart/bookish

Any of that fit? Also I'm 22.

Jayden Rivera
Jayden Rivera

i go out of my way everyday to harass them! we'd make a great pair

Angel Howard
Angel Howard

willing to give a wakandan woman his surname, virginity, and DNA
What if I'm not technically a virgin?

likes noise music
likes psychs
Can you elaborate on what you mean by these?

Michael Green
Michael Green

i guess so, my intelligence is average but i try to make up for that by reading a fair amount and working hard. what about appearance? do you have any expectations?

Bentley Lopez
Bentley Lopez

What if my virginity was stolen from me?

Adam Wilson
Adam Wilson

We can go around harassing weebs on our first date

Brayden Collins
Brayden Collins

And every date after too hopefully. Who needs coffee when a weebs rage makes you feel so much more alive? Contact?

Bentley Morris
Bentley Morris

I'm fit all of that, but I'm only attracted to women taller than me (above 5'5)

Jaxson Bennett
Jaxson Bennett

What sort of stuff do you read? And I don't really care that much about appearance. I really hate septum nose rings, extremely short hair or if you are extremely overweight but other than that I'm not really that picky.

Parker Lewis
Parker Lewis

oh, that's perfect then. i'm 5'8, i'm glad that's not a problem.

Charles Ross
Charles Ross

Send me your discord to [email protected]

Carson Nguyen
Carson Nguyen

sp0tted the incel

Joseph Wright
Joseph Wright

182cm barefoot
almost 6' tall barefoot
What are you, some kind of mutant amazon giantess?

Daniel Long
Daniel Long

God wouldn't that be hot though

Brandon Peterson
Brandon Peterson

tfw no tallfag femdom gf who can absolutely dominate me with her height

Noah Nelson
Noah Nelson

tfw no tallfag gfd gf to make me feel like a good boy and scratch my head and fix my hair whenever it's messy

Landon Miller
Landon Miller

All I want in this life is a (not literal) mommy gf. Is that entirely too much to ask for?

Nathaniel Allen
Nathaniel Allen

Was one of those a dealbreaker for you user? I'm going to bed, if you want to chat leave your discord or email or something.

John Harris
John Harris

thats me but im neurotic as fuck.

Tyler Thomas
Tyler Thomas

manlet detected

origami

Lucas Long
Lucas Long

Shoveldog-posting better not become a thing again.

Andrew Nelson
Andrew Nelson

but you're still short
yes, because she will outright reject you for failing the criteria

wanting a taller gfd gf is an oxymoron, if she's taller, she wont be your gf in all likelyhood

the 5% of girls that are actually taller than you, i've always seen with 6'4 dudes, but keep fantasizing

Jayden Allen
Jayden Allen

oh it will
if it gets normies to leave than ill post it everywhere

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Nolan Ramirez
Nolan Ramirez

not addicted to porn
In your eyes, I am. And you would not want to please me with the same frequency that could replace it unless you are very very subby.

Rest werks

Mason Perry
Mason Perry

Not at all, you are probably asleep, but if you check out the archive, my discord is: mickie#1220

Easton Myers
Easton Myers

not a hit or miss, will never miss
will kiss me
not gonna find another girl, will miss me
won't skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa

Ethan Wilson
Ethan Wilson

Oh well, my actual mom is shorter than me by now anyway. Not that it matters though, being a mommy gf is more about how they act nurturing and extremely supportive and rub your head as described in .

Jace Wood
Jace Wood

I wish you well in your endeavors and I believe that if you truly want to find a guy like that you can.

Josiah Jones
Josiah Jones

fucking based. I'm with you bro, gonna start posting my most awful shit to make these redditourists uncomfortable.

Camden Long
Camden Long

based niggerette

Jordan Perry
Jordan Perry

leave our Warwick alone

William Ross
William Ross

Can you elaborate on what you mean by these?
if you must ask , you ain't in the running, m8.

Noah Lewis
Noah Lewis

ma'am
Oh you poor naive child.

Owen Wilson
Owen Wilson

yeah go fuck yourself. if anything liking animals is more robotic since they're not like normie humans at all

Isaac Thompson
Isaac Thompson

wakandan
That's a made up country.

Parker Gray
Parker Gray

Dear weird little programmer girl, if you want to know a real man, come to Kampala.
t. Idi Amin

Gabriel Rivera
Gabriel Rivera

just admit you're a trap already. your ideal guy is queer.

Daniel Gray
Daniel Gray

loves me for who I am
won't leave or cheat on me
not too ugly

Ayden Howard
Ayden Howard

loves me for who I am
but who are you?

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