30 UFC fighters vs a horny bear

30 UFC fighters vs a horny bear

who wins?

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Bear wins

This.

If we're talking a full grown 2,000 lbs Grizzly. SHit... one hit and the human fighter is out of the fight. 30 wouldn't mean shit as only 5 would be in the kicking at the bear and they would be in the way of the rest. The bear would bowl them over like the Juggernaut. Just fucking rip right through them. You have no idea how fast and agressive a huge bear can be and the sheer power and speed it connects with.

The only reason I relied is that I would like to see this, because carnage is fucking awesome. As long as it doesn't mean myself though. Haha

w-why would it matter if the bear is h-horny?

Cuz it's a "bear" and only faggots do UFC

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bro thats gay

He couldn't help it. Sexual emergency. He have no apposable fingers and wants to COOM

I dunno. All you really need is head and arm control. A few will die but we can verbally communicate and coordinate. Me thinks humans have a chance.

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Yeah.. horse shit

cope

Was gonna post this

Depends what kind of of horny bear you’re talking about;)

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What species?
What weight class?

Based bear bro.

I checked into it. It happened.
There was also a tiny old native lady that killed a grizz with a .22LR that was world record contender size.
Also more recently a professional hunter has killed a brown with a spear and a black bear with a frigging blowgun.

Ok guys what about this

30 UFC fighters

vs

10 UFC-fighter-sized bears, 5 of which are Horny

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30 is a lot, but we need to factor the sharp decrease in moral and discipline when the first few humans got their faces detached from their heads.

Hmm, how about this

30,000 UFC fighters + 18,000 Bees

vs

200 bears

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Do the bears have chainsaw arms?

>Womingite master race

>he bit off the bear's jugular vein
How the fuck do you bite through the hide and fat deposits of animal that is constantly bulking all day, erry day?

Actually laughed, but I'd say the bears still win

I probably wouldn't win, but I would definitely fight a bear if I was horny enough.
I'm guessing it's the same for the bear.

Just one Khabib

>2000lb grizzly
Agreed otherwise

The spectators

This is a true Chad, pay attention insecure fags

are the ufc-fighter-sized bears also ufc fighters?

bees don't give much advantage, bear skin is too thick. Bears eat honey all the time.

Based and Colosseumpilled.

A sun made out of UFC fighters and a sun made out of Horny bears collided. Who wins?

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How horny is this bear? Also, how big are bear dicks? And balls? There are so many variables to consider.

> a bear
> vs a small tribe of humans

literally, we already know how this one goes. Let's hear more about the ufc fighter vs a bear sized duck

The Marines, if they break the stick at night it just becomes 2 sticks

thats 150 ufc fighters per bear, without even counting the bees. this wouldnt even be a competition

Why do you think bear can be taken down by punches by weak little humans?

> UFC """fighters"""

30 ufc fighters will gang rape the bear in all its holes, 1 guy by himself with no martial training literally fucked a bear up during a hiking trip gone wrong now 30 trained fighters outside of cage with no rules? Man that bear about to have gaping holes

>punching
If you fight want to kill then rip the eyes out, bite the nose, bite the dick, put your hand in the ass to rip it open

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