Just heard my neighbour banging his 10/10 qt girlfriend in his apartment

Procreate

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i want bussy

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you need social gains

Why do you guys seem to think that if you just hit certain numbers on your lifts a girl will magically drop out of the sky onto your cock?
TALK TO GIRLS you fags. They don't care how much you lift as long as you look reasonably fit and you're stronger than they are...and if you're not stronger than them I'd say you have much bigger problems to worry about than getting a girl.

Cheers bro
I'll use your sexual conquests to power my lifts

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Underrated post if true

How to threesome?

Lifting does not cure autism

>lives in an apartment
>will I ever get laid

not until you have your own home.....nothing makes a woman wetter than owning your own home

cheers to you too
>how
Find a beautiful girlfriend
Tinder together
Pick up people together
Women are way better at picking people up than men are, because it's so unexpected and disarming.

If she sees me flirting with a barista or something, she asks me if we should fuck her. Half the time, she closes the deal--they're just so flattered.

It helps to be Jow Forums
It helps to know how to talk to women
...but it REALLY helps to have a partner who likes to pick up people too.
I own my condo, but none of the people we fuck know that it's mine. I'm sure they assume it's an apartment.

Introduce very very slowly, and gradually. Might take months of subtle hints, but be patient. And even if she agrees, there's a very fine line between FMF and MFM. It's a double edged sword.

>Introduce very very slowly
Don't listen to this guy. If you're having to talk your partner into threesomes, you're not with the right partner. My GF and I were into it from the start. (I have ethical problems with trying to convince someone to do something she doesn't already want to do. "Months of subtle hints" is just rapey, bro.)
>there's a very fine line between FMF and MFM
We do both. Shit's fun. I've made some good friends.

precisely. but have them roll up to one of these....panties off as soon as you open the beautiful, oak wood door.

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Dude user nice post man, really appreciate it. Almost forgot how fucking alone I am, but your post reminded me. Gotta tell ya dude, feels good knowing it’s not just me suffering haha. Later bro I’m gonna drive into the sunset

Ew! I have to drive some lady 40 minutes out of town to my shoddily constructed 4-bedroom McMansion in a 2016 development project with faux brick cladding and an unfinished basement?

NOPE

If her panties only come off because she has poor architectural taste and confused method of judging mate-value, I don't really want her around.

BTFO

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I dont bcus im not a lowtest fag

Oh you lucky bastard, I get all kinds of high whenever I catch to my neighbors fuggin in the shower(I have very thin walls) my voyeurism is fueled by a sound pareidolia , its a drug to me.

Lol

Cope

Based
>Not living in the penthouse on top of whole foods

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>just heard my neighbour banging his 10/10 qt girlfriend in his apartment
Uh, why didn't you join them?

>i'll get there too, r-right?
You'll never "get there" if you don't actually kick their door down and join the fun

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>I thought my neighbors would be happy. Don't you get turned on when your neighbors are having sex?
I don't, I fucking hate when Im trying to sleep and suddenly I hear moans and noise
You're lucky my mind is healthy otherwise I would out an explosive in your car im the morning