I lost arm wrestle stepfather

>23 Yrs old me fit dude chilling in my room
>Stepfather drunk with his friends goes to my room and annoy me and ask me to arm wrestle
>I go to the kitchen where his friends are and Im shirtless , everyone is mirin
> I do arm wrestle with his friend and win easily...everyone expected this result
>"user...now me " says my stepfather
>Time to arm wretle my stepfather, we stay in the middle for like 20 seconds I literally cant move his arm
>he finishes me easily
>got humilated in front of his boomer friends
>Now his in the kitchen boasting with his boomer friends that he won me...

How the fuck did I lost agaisnt him? I have more muscle he weights more than me sure but he barely has muscle....

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>My mom says akwardly to his friends
>"but he has good body"

Damn I feel so bad now

He either had better form than you (gripping edge of table with other arm, etc) or had better arm wrestling muscles whatever those are. YouTube is autistic enough to have guides on how to get better at arm wrestling. Seethe and plan your arm wrestling revenge by studying under the masters, only to slowly forget about it as the opportunity never comes up again, and even if it does and you win no one will care.
>Worked for me
Alternately be a chadly good sport about it and joke about it, exaggerating his strength and making him feel good about himself

When I realized I was going to lose I said " damn you so strong I cant move your arm"

I lowkey expected to win and now I cant sleep I got mogged by a 50 years old boomer...

>some old guy beats you at arm wrestling
>his wife says YOU have a nice body
Should have banged his wife then and there but its not too late. Install Snapchat on his phone and send him pics of his wife sucking your dick.

>My mom says akwardly to his friends
>"but he has good body"
>Tfw I am "mom" now.

nobody wants to bang 50 yr olds

This story makes me happy.

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You have only one choice now

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they probably wont care.

Arm wrestle does not mean your stepfather is stronger than you. There are alot factors that can give your stepfather and advantage and not to mention your arm is not your whole body strrength.

Your stepfather friends are probably not even thinking about it anymore so stop being a faggot

Old man strength.

thats called old man strength. no one can overpower old man strength, it's to the bone.

ask him to fight you, then proceed to push his face in. Its the only way user, we both know it

>mogged by the guy who isnt your biological father yet hes fucking your mother
Bad feel.

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Maybe he's strong as fuck more likely your form is dog shit. Did you sit all curled up and pushing with your arm or playing the wrist game?

You can tell who to bet on in an arm wrestle by looking under the table. Spread squat stance. Feet planted.

Core turned into the lift. Shoulder locked locked up and you curl his arm towards you. Not sideways to the table. It's one big curl to you.

one big cope: the post

I'd probably kill myself if I were you, 100% chance he fucked your mom that night and told her how weak you were

watch jujimufu vids. all about hand positioning and hammer curling their hand towards you. if you pull their hand close enough to you you can literally press using them pectoralis and triceps

>you are literally his wife's son
lmao should have called him a cuck to instantly win and humiliate him

there's a lot of technique and stretching the rules involved in arm wrestling

boomers admittedly have better grips and strength than zoomers, compare boomer hands to zoomer hands and arms they are legit sausages and their arms are thick

this, dads are always stronger than they look. Decades of testosterone makes the muscles tougher, they have an advantage just by age

it's simple

you're weak as fuck and only worked on pretty muscles to make yourself look pretty

fucking weak faggot

my dad is a manlet like me and he was skinny as fuck when young but man he has the fucking sausage finger you talk about. if he slapped me i bet my face would fall off

I bet your mom sucked his dick later too

Arm wrestling is 90% technique, just watch a couple vids on yt and you'll crush him

Hes also fucking your mom.

I dont wanna be you OP, your life sucks

She sucked it as a reward. My gf sucks my dick if i do something impressive, like when we were out and some guy grabbed her arse. I broje his jaw and she sucked my dick in the car.

OPs moms pussy was soaking watching her boomer toyboy dominate.

>ask him to fight you,
Do that, then come back and make a thread about how an old guy punched you in the balls then choked you out. Old guys fight dirty and this one is already in your head.

>being 23 and still living with parents
that's where you fucked up. sounds like your boomer stepdad has a good social life too unlike you.

Post body

>p

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Pull in like you're curling you faggots. Don't try to rotate to the side. Literally just curl.

taking big shits huh?

Mirin

Who the fuck interacts with their step dad, I have no problem with mine but i normally try to stay the fuck out of his way.

lmao this reminds me of something that happened yesterday
>tiding up the backyard after family bbq
>everybody's inside so im alone
>folding folding table
>idk how it works so im just trying to brute force it closed
>it wont budge
>give up after 1 min and go ask my dad
>boomer step uncle says he'll help
>he starts inspecting it
>tells me in the most condescending tone "wait, son. u just had to think ;)"
>moves some small cilinder that i thought was useless
>table is foldable now
>tell him "thanks!" as he's getting up
>motherfucker actually starts walking out with invisible lat syndrome like he owns the place
>he's 170cm at best and clearly overweight
>im a 182cm 80kg dyel
>not sure if i was mogged or what

its not the first time this dude has been trying to "establish dominance" over me, though im 99% sure it was because i diagnosed him with ringworm on his hand earlier (im a med student) and he got mildly upset

Nice

Post body.

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Old man strength is real. Something to do with tougher tendons and muscle memory I think. And people are generally getting weaker over the past few generations.

Arm wrestling is all technique bud

What race is this?

Kek this is peak alpha

American

>med student can't figure out how to fold a literal folding table

Something is wrong with this picture

This is the butthurt negroid mutt from the other thread who was bitching that some boomer at the gym yelled at him for being on the phone while hogging up a bench

What’s his profession?

I lose arm wrestling to my 60yo father; guy has been working manual Labour all his life, smithing was one of it
His forearms are ducking huge

You have no choice now. Challenge him to a brawl

he defeated you because his boomer friends shared their boomer energy with him
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I'ma be honest. You lost by even accepting to arm wrestle. Are you not at peace enough in yourself to be content without that?

Also, 23 and living at home. That's pathetic man

fucking hate boomers who do this

get mad you're on your phone while you're fucking RESTING between sets, retards

Maybe you were fatigued from arm wrestling his friend.

Cuck him.

Never get baited to arm wrestle boomer, especially if they were physical worker whole life. Forearm is literally strongest muscle in their body.

Farmer's walk with fat gripz for 8 hours a day, every day. In a month you won't need to wrestle you can simply crush his hand.

British.

Well I won his friend easily tho I did not waste any energy at all

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Im a proud mutt

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based mutt desu, I first thought you were from Eritrea/Egypt. Your body has a humble cuck like me mirin

no worries bro. We all gonna make it

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Arm wrestling is retarded. Poor test of strength and if your technique is bad you can snap your shit easily. Just tell people to fuck off.

Are you sure you are 23 and not 13?

Lmao cope

Some kind of panchito(spic) you can see his cleaning stuff written in spanish

Im mutt (african and european mix )you dumbfuck and that is not spanish that is portuguese.

Kill yourself merican faggot

spanish lul

I have yet to beat my father in Arm wrestling. Hes also 50 and I'm 25. I have 40lbs on him and 4in of height. I cant even move his arm. I have no problem beating my other lifting buddies. He claims it's because lifting weights sucks for strength and he got his strength from gymnastics.

I remember you. You yelled at a dork spotting you for helping when your weak ass stalled on a 205 1rm on bench lmao

Damn nice. Take the neck pill though, makes your head look disproportionate to your body. Also how tall?

I am 1,80 , in that pic I look smaller because I was in a weird position, you can see my size better in this pic

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Old man forearm strength is insane, my ex's ol' gramps was a judo trainer and we'd spar all the time, and when i win, he'd shake my hand to congratulate me and have me kneeling by crushing my hand, also had insane one-arm throws. I fucking loved that man, too bad his dauther was a whore.

Have you tried using technique?

>2019
>not banging your stepdads wife

its my mom u dumbfuck

Ooh ooh ah ah boy

It's almost impossible to lose an arm wrestling match without a refree. Just firmly pull his arm toward your chest and use your entire body to push his hand down (movement should come from the hips not the elbow) in the entire process try to keep your arm fixed relative to your torso. It's that easy, unless someone calls you out for it you can win basically against anyone...

>bang your stepdad's wife

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lifts?
Aren't you just lean? your arms look small desu

I know a guy who wants to be a little girl and jerks off to fantasizing about being molested by his fat ugly mom who's in her late 50s.

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>her arse
We both know that’s a lie if you tried to defend yourself you’d get thrown in jail Nigel

You’re a nigger

If you spend your life needing to come out on top of every encounter you're always going to feel like a weak piece of shit.

Learn to see the humorous side in things and be graceful and congratulatory in defeat and you never feel like shit, and nobody ever feels sorry for you. If both winning and losing are just part of the fun for you, everybody else is on your side no matter the outcome.

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Fucks your biological mother, eats her food and humiliates her son. What a Chad.

U look like stephen curry's son lol

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reddit tier bullshit advice

If you take that as an excuse to not try then the bullshit is all on your end. That's not an excuse to not try, it's a simple fact of life that not everything is going to go your way and if you're going to be a butthurt loser every time that happens because you want to feel alpha all the time then you're not very fucken alpha are you

''Desatascador potente'' ''Desagüe''
That's Spanish, fucking Mongrel.
The lower part ''Desentupidor líquido'', ''Saneamento'' is Portuguese.
t. Spaniard that also speaks Portuguese

Wears lifting gloves and wonders why he got mogged by his step dad

>desu

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OP POST more body pics please

At least you defeated the boomers gang, they have no right laughing at you if you won against them