Increase sperm count quick?

>move to new town for uni
>get new job
>right next door is a sperm bank
>$1k/month for beating my meat three times per week on the walk home
>they say to get best sperm quality you should wait a minimum of 48hrs before providing an analysis sample in order to have the highest likelihood of being recruited as a donor
>been about 16hrs since I fapped last
>want to go in tomorrow (saturday) because they're closed sunday
>that would put me at about 36 hours since fapping when I would go in

What diet or exercise will increase my sperm count in the next 20 hrs or so? or should I just bide my cum and wait until monday?

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Zinc

How many

bout tree fiddy

Pumpkin seeds and pomegranate juice.

Thank me later.

pretty much everything Jow Forums tells you boosts test

All of it

Buy a ZMA supplement, it will increase your sperm count and also will improve your sleep.

Smell an ovulating woman

Edge

Pumpkin seeds

I’m a cum merchant and as long as you’re living a healthy life you’ll have healthy cum. Just wait the 48hrs, don’t drink too much and stay in shape.

Don’t overthink it.

Suck as many dicks as you can and eat the cum, it will make increase your own sperm count

Sperm quality is higher after jerking off than it is when you don't nut for a while. There was a fertility study done; men her jerked it a few hours before sex had a higher probability of knocking up their spouse. There's probably an optimal timing though

Cum merchant, I am going into battle. I am going into battle and I need your strongest cum.

My coom is too strong for you, user.

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Unironically take testosterone pills. My buddy said he used to shoot massive loads when taking it

You dont want my coom. Its too strong for you. You better go to a seller who sells weaker coom.

Coom seller...enough of these games. Im driving to the gay bar and I need your strongest coom

My coom would kill you user, you cannot handle my thick loads.

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Youve had your say coom seller but ill have mine.
Youre a cumbrain. A cumbrain with no respect for coom. No respect for anything

My strongest coom would kill a bear, let alone a twink like you. You need a coom seller who sells weaker coom.

My thickest loads are for the thiccest bros and you are of the twinkest.

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Thanks for the laugh

I just popped into this thread and was not expecting this holy shit.

COOM SELLER>… *sniffs* I AM GOING INTO BATTLE.... AND I NEED YOUR STRONGEST COOM

Lecithin granules will do it, but that'll take 2 days minimum.

Just wait until Monday. If your sample is shitty you probably don't get unlimited retries