I fucked up bros

I got hammered and let a fat chick (she was gross) take my nearly passed out ass home, she blew me and a almost fucked her, freaked out, told her I had a girlfriend and this would fuck up my life (even though i dont) she doesnt have my number, snap, or name. But she goes to my college. Fuck man i wore a condom but im so fucked, i think i stuck it in, looked at her and sobered up quick, I took off outta the bed and I had to walk an hour back to my car, I was still drunk when i got home and asked my roomie to end me. Is that cardio going to kill my gains?

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Pls help

>Is that cardio going to kill my gains?
What cardio?

Yeah

Based

You were raped. It isn't your fault. Get help, man.

Have either of you been in this situation? How do you run damage control? Just pretend it didnt happen ?

>not fucking a fat broad as long as no one else finds out

you gay bruh

Like what kind of help? I for one will not be drinking at any bars or clubs for a while, as if anyone would believe if i said I was raped

unironically this

>as if anyone would believe if i said I was raped
bingo

Someone could find out, im just gonna lie and deny

can you post a pic to see how fat she was? doesn't have to be her, just post a random girl with her body so we can get an idea

You were date raped dude, women and soi’s have just conditioned men to believe they are always in the wrong. If this happened to a woman with some ugly bastard he’d be getting arrested lmao

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No. I'm a permavirgin. At least the cardio didn't ruin muh gains tho

Somewhere between Amy Schumer and Rebel Wilsom, with brown hair.
I kept calling for my friends and they never came and I remember telling her I was with people. Is there like a healing process?

The feeling goes away

Lift. Talk to a good buddy you trust if you got one. If you have money and need to maybe talk to a therapist? Honestly sounds like you just dodged a bullet, if there’s no trauma just try to leave it behind. We’ve all been there man. Your friends might have been plastered too if they didn’t answer the phone. I’d say just be happy you’re in the clear, could be worse, you could’ve not used a condom and blew in then you’d be stuck with a fuckin kid lmao. That literally happened to my bro while he was visiting family in Florida, now some trailer trash bitch has his kid and wants child support bc he didn’t have the common sense that you did. Oh and nah the cardio will not kill ur gainz, that’s a myth.

TLDR: talk about it to a close friend or therapist if you can’t get it out of your head

Fucking redditors

Oh yeah I must be a redditor bc I’m tryna hell out a bro
Fuck you nigger

Thanks man, I mean Im worried about STDs.
Faggotnigger

Kill yourself you drink driving degenerate piece of shit

Definitely get tested.

You type like the softest little faggot looking for upvotes
Telling a guy to talk through his trauma of sleeping with a fat girl to a therapist
They would laugh him out of the office
I've done it, it's regrettable and the smell doesn't come off for a day or two, but you just move on with life lol be a man

Yeah getting tested is not a bad idea, don’t worry about it too much tho

KYS you stupid shit he was just trying to help.

What the fuck is an upvote lmao Is that like rep power?
Yah mf is just laugh it off too but some people are different, if a bro is going through some shit I’m not gonna tell him to fuck off. I would never fuck some piggy and give her the idea that she could score with a guy like me, women’s egos are inflated enough as it is, you’re a fucking loser for going through with it, kys faggot

How soon should I get tested? Isnt if its too early nothing will show up?

Idk man I always wrap it, ask a doctor

I did wrap up though, but I heard condoms arent crazy reliable

Were you wrapped for the head?
Get. Fucking. Tested.

Depends on how wet she is, vaginal fluid is what would have the std’s in it so if it didn’t get all over the tip of your dick you should be fine. I don’t drink but a carry a flask with vodka when Im gonna get some fugg and slap it on like aftershave afterwards, I also shave to prevent crabs. Call me paranoid but it’s worked so far and my body count is around 24

Oh fuck

Walking for an hour

Well a fat college chick is going to tell everyone you raped her despite the fact that she raped you.
Everyone will believe her, and the college secret police will come and throw your in the college gulag after being tried by the social sciences jury.
Try transferring since she doesn't know your name

this, sorry OP

That doesnt sound realistic

You're good OP, banging fat chicks counts as weight lifting, not cardio.

OP got raped by a whale
>kek

Fuck you. Who are you helping?

Yeah just pretend it didn't happen. Who saw?

Are you ugly enough people would believe you banged a fat chick?

Or can you be like "haha no man, she's just crazy."