Is ballet a good way to stay fit?

>a guy from ballet could execute an axe kick or 720 degree kick with no effort
>meanwhile I couldn't even do jumping reverse turning kick after 3 years of taekwondo training

You wish

>the girls are only ever around think feminine guys
Most male dancers are straight and in it for the lifts. Auditions for schools often involve lifting a grown man.
For you to get good enough at it for it to be worthwhile for fitness, you will have to fuck up your feet. Do something else for fitness and do basic classes for flexibility and to help with strength. Stop before lambswool and blocks.

I thought only girls mess up their feet from all the pointe.

>Most male dancers are straight and in it for the lifts.
You sure about that?

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Jesus christ imagine how flexible these twinks are

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Any pointe is going to mess up your feet. In a lot of countries you have to get x-rays before you start pointe work to see if your bones are strong enough to not cripple you. Most of the time you only break nails and toes that are easy to tape, but that is because of lambswool and strength training for your other bones, and the lambswool fucks them up too.
There are surprisingly very few gay guys. Fencers, rugby players and boxers sometimes join classes too because there's a lot of cross over in skills for those sports. I think I've met more guys who started because they sensed a female rich environment than I've met faggots by a fair margin. If you can press lift a girl, half of Instagram will marry you.

I heard it's about 50% gay guys.

Stuff like this has me convinced that if men could give birth, it would end up an Olympic sport.

Sorry, I don’t follow

No, but it does attract a lot of manlets. There are gay companies, but most of them are tiny and get by on doing the dances with very different choreography (or the same for laughs). Trying to make up an all male company with mostly gay dancers is pretty rare and usually tiny. There's a greater risk of gymcels than gayfaggotry, though both of them get to call girls too fat to lift.

Did ballet for three months in university bc I needed an extra credit. Amazing lower body gains in flexibility and what I can best describe as “grace”. You move so much more fluidly even just walking around in your normal life. To this day I still have the flexibility gains from ballet. Kind of making me want to pick it up again desu. Doesn’t hurt that I was the only guy except for the gay male teacher and all the girls were little anorexic twinkets

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Those bulges tho

You'll get gains you wouldn't have ever imagined but then lmao you're a ballerina.

Yes, ballet is a good way to get fit.

Don't know about the long term though, I know less than a handful of pros but they all have fucked joints.

>though both of them get to call girls too fat to lift.
ABSOLUTELY BASED

Examples please

If you're planning on going pro you're told you're likely going to be a cripple by 25 and unable to perform any more after that. You shouldn't get into it planning to go pro or get fit like peak performers because at that level it's just borrowing time until you're injured beyond repair. Posture and flexibility and strength you can build up without getting the worst injuries, and they help you get fit in other ways, but getting good means getting injured a lot more and a lot worse.

Many dancer perform well into their 30s.

Those that leave in their 30s have repetitive injuries, but you're talking about those who have made it as far as pro already, I think, who got lucky enough to not have an accident. What you don't see are the 18 year olds with an ankle injury which means they're never going pro. The majority of people are not designed for professional ballet to not fuck them up severely, and those that have the right hips knees and feet to perform at a professional level have about fifteen years tops of a career if they avoid major injuries. That's why you're told you might want to think about bailing out if you value your feet because you have a very good chance of walking with a cane before 30 too.

This is not at all what I see when I interact with from that world.

You know how they dispense hundreds of thousands of condoms to Olympic athletes?

Imagine what goes in in an all-boys ballet class lmao

princess tutu made me wanna learn ballet

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ballet is peak aesthetics for both sexes

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Do you really think so?

>Imagine what goes in in an all-boys ballet class lmao
fuck i want an all-boys ballet harem

Why are all the people around my age faggots nowadays.
They used to call me the faggot in high-school, but now they go on 4channel and talk about fucking twinks in the ass.

You guys are retarded. Ballet is GOAT fitness. Maximum flexibility, balance and access to beautiful women.

Your hang ups with ballet are probably centered around closeted homosexuality that you're actively repressing.

Dilate.

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>7 is the shortest but also has the biggest dick

strange twist of fate

Ain't nothin gay about ballet. Sounds more like your fragile masculinity talking. Or maybe you're just projecting.

>peak ASS-thetics

I know you're shitposting but why is "fragile masculinity" even a term? It's an oxymoron, like "cold fire." Masculinity is, by definition, strong.

Words dont have to make sense to make sense, does that make sense to you?

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I've heard that the non gay (if you can believe that's possible) ballerinas absolutely crush. Female ballerinas are apparently monsters in the sack...

This.

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fragile masculinity means that your projection of masculinity is fragile,in other words you're scared of not being masculine to the extend that you crate these artificial boundaries for masculinity to hide your fear of being labeled non masculine

Ballet is definitely feminine.

Or it’s just erected.

when both you and your girl are that flexible and fit the possibilities are literally endless. there's nothing more based than being a straight male ballerina.

Male ballet dancer is called ballerino.

wrong, it's ballerinbro

It's gay because every guy that does it is a primo cock sleave.

Aren’t trannys bottoms

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The same amount of people were gay or bisexual all along, were just smart enough to hide it, fag.

That's strange, most classic companies will have their age hip height knee and insurance requirements &c everywhere, and not knowing anyone with broken toes and snapping hips sounds really isolated moreso than stupendously lucky
Ballerina/o are the prima/o. Everyone else is just a ballet dancer.

Roll

Why is Jow Forums so into twinks?

Greeks were into twinks

And look what happened to Greeks.

Lol faggot nerd

the downfall of the male - 2019

What were you thinking?

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>this is who replies to you leafposting

Wen rake?

Well, even fields assigned to women are dominated by males: ballet, cooking (think of high ranking chefs), fashion designing, etc.

Ballet started male. It comes from fencing and it got big because The Sun King was Louis' dancing persona. One of the oldest dance notations in ballet is his inaugural entrance as the Sun God Apollo at a court performance. He founded the French ballet school, which is still running but has less of a reputation for producing bendy underage prostitutes from orphans than it did now that boys are coming back to it. The Russian school is probably more culpable in making the image female or gay (Pavlova, Nijinsky) though the Italians created a lot of female roles too.

>all white and asian
lmao can't make it up
2 faggiest races on the planet lmaoooooo

They lasted for a good while though. No civilisation lasts forever user.

Gaynada, a gay country for gay people.

As someone who has actually seen ballets which is more than most of the people calling it "gay" can claim it's in fact quite cool. The only thing feminine about it are the outfits and that goddamn bulge but while those guys in the OP look silly because they're teenagers most ballet dancers are actually quite fit and muscular with kind of a swimmer physique so it doesn't look nearly as bad. Other than that male ballet dancers definitely look very masculine next to female dancers. I think ballet is pretty based and much more refined that modern nigger culture so if you have any interest in classical music or opera definitely give it a chance.

>bulge
>feminine
Do you even have a dick?

Wtf, male ballet dancers are fit as fuck, are you guys retarded?
These dudes gotta dance for hours, picking up and throwing other people, doing quadruple twists and shit.

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While ballet isn't my thing I do tend to have a lot of respect for people that master an art or craft.

I highly doubt these ballet practicers only do ballet. Im pretty sure they still hit the gym to gain some strengh. I mean , 90% of Ballet is essentially hours of cardio, You can't really gain muscle with that

the absolute state of canada

what are stuffing in their pants?

Dance belt

Trudeau is Canada's best prime minister

Yes they do, they need upper body strength for lifts

Aren't they constantly being taught lessons because they are ballet students?

it's great for MMA

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mm teach me daddy

>two classes of 10 and six students
Come the fuck on, Talia.

How is this comment so popular?

I guess Canadians girls have gotten too dumpy

>this thread
Shout out to my boy Toma. You deserved better.

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>10 twinks with their packages right there
This is literally my heaven, I would feel faint if I was standing in that room

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Imagine being this fragile

Because everyone on this godforsaken board is a faggot.

Faggots

Yesterday was good
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Sorta, but you would have to devote a ton of time to it.

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>what a bunch of fags
This
>they need to get taught a lesson
Not this
There's nothing normal about a guy who prances around for a living.