1. Go to talktotransformer.com
2. Write a beginning for a greentext
3. Hit the "Complete Text" button
4. Post the most kino ones itt
Actual Robot Greentexts
Leo Reed
Joseph Parker
Here's a somewhat concerning one
Jack Walker
I got a high school romance movie script
>be me
Samantha: ...
Davo_: Hey, it's a bad idea, just look at me
Samantha: it's not
Davo_: I don't care if you look like what you say you are, you'll be just like what you've said
Jamie: ...
Samantha: I thought it out
Hannah: You're not even from there
Davo_: What happened to...
Samantha: He wants me to
Hannah: Just...
Davo_: I've always wanted to be like you, I always wanted to be your friend, it's hard to break from it because you're really not me though
Jamie: No it's not true
Jamie: It has been so long since we've been together that people forget about everything... even the things we have been through together, we've still only been together 2 weeks with no sex and that's not even talking about school
Samantha: ...
Davo_: Because we
Ryder Carter
Well, I guess no borning for me
Matthew Watson
>be me
>reading 120 Days of Sodom
>visibly sweating
>cute girl comes up to me,
>makes me wince
>I feel something, like I'm being watched
>I take a good big sip of the cool drink in my glass
>I start coughing up mucous
>I look over and see your mom,
>She says, "You must be really scared, what about your penis? You know how to please your girlfriend! Now get on the bed..."
>I start laughing because this doesn't sound creepy
>I take a big drag on the drink,
>I suck the last drop and I start choking
>your mother asks, "Are you sure you want to do that?"
>my mom smacks me with her head
>I choke on the air, I start laughing and laughing
>your mom says, "Come here. I know you don't want to do that."
>I try to scream but I can't come
>you mom says "Let him do it"
>I stop talking because I could gag
Connor Carter
>be me
>reading 120 Days of Sodom
>visibly sweating
>cute girl comes up to me and hugs me so tight it hurts
>I'm all like why am I so horny?
>why am I talking about sex with someone and not porn
>no one is really listening
>She goes and gets a movie to play as she tells me a story
>she says how she got pregnant and she had to give everything away for the baby
>she tells me a story about her favorite food
>I'm like ok, what about porn?
>she says it's ok and makes me want to go and see it
>she tells me about how she tried to find out what happened to her (she went back to her husband's house to tell his wife. He then called the cops).
>I'm so glad I had a good teacher with me when I was 12...
>I go back on the bus and tell her about my story and when she takes my picture I hug her
>she starts crying and looks so angry in the picture
>I tell her
Cameron Taylor
>be me
>go to school
>Have no girlfriend
>be happy that I'm still alive
>go to church
>Crazy about my job
>Make sure everybody is happy
>If you go somewhere you really want to go
>Be a cool cool smart, kind
>Love music and I want to hear it every day
>My hobbies are: reading, studying, sports
>Have a good job and make enough money to live comfortably
>Don't have anybody I want to marry
>I love my church, work, family and friends
>Don't want any of this shit but can't wait for you
I wish you good luck
Chase Morgan
it kinda werks if you give it more data
Henry Stewart
Would be 10/10 if not for the abrupt ending
Carter Edwards
I just realized how funny it would be to use this while arguing with someone, or having an unintersting discussion, where you're expected to write out long replies.
Thanks OP