1. Go to talktotransformer.com
2. Write a beginning for a greentext
3. Hit the "Complete Text" button
4. Post the most kino ones itt
Actual Robot Greentexts
Leo Reed
Joseph Parker
Here's a somewhat concerning one
Jack Walker
I got a high school romance movie script
>be me
Samantha: ...
Davo_: Hey, it's a bad idea, just look at me
Samantha: it's not
Davo_: I don't care if you look like what you say you are, you'll be just like what you've said
Jamie: ...
Samantha: I thought it out
Hannah: You're not even from there
Davo_: What happened to...
Samantha: He wants me to
Hannah: Just...
Davo_: I've always wanted to be like you, I always wanted to be your friend, it's hard to break from it because you're really not me though
Jamie: No it's not true
Jamie: It has been so long since we've been together that people forget about everything... even the things we have been through together, we've still only been together 2 weeks with no sex and that's not even talking about school
Samantha: ...
Davo_: Because we
Ryder Carter
Well, I guess no borning for me
Matthew Watson
>be me
>reading 120 Days of Sodom
>visibly sweating
>cute girl comes up to me,
>makes me wince
>I feel something, like I'm being watched
>I take a good big sip of the cool drink in my glass
>I start coughing up mucous
>I look over and see your mom,
>She says, "You must be really scared, what about your penis? You know how to please your girlfriend! Now get on the bed..."
>I start laughing because this doesn't sound creepy
>I take a big drag on the drink,
>I suck the last drop and I start choking
>your mother asks, "Are you sure you want to do that?"
>my mom smacks me with her head
>I choke on the air, I start laughing and laughing
>your mom says, "Come here. I know you don't want to do that."
>I try to scream but I can't come
>you mom says "Let him do it"
>I stop talking because I could gag
Connor Carter
>be me
>reading 120 Days of Sodom
>visibly sweating
>cute girl comes up to me and hugs me so tight it hurts
>I'm all like why am I so horny?
>why am I talking about sex with someone and not porn
>no one is really listening
>She goes and gets a movie to play as she tells me a story
>she says how she got pregnant and she had to give everything away for the baby
>she tells me a story about her favorite food
>I'm like ok, what about porn?
>she says it's ok and makes me want to go and see it
>she tells me about how she tried to find out what happened to her (she went back to her husband's house to tell his wife. He then called the cops).
>I'm so glad I had a good teacher with me when I was 12...
>I go back on the bus and tell her about my story and when she takes my picture I hug her
>she starts crying and looks so angry in the picture
>I tell her
Cameron Taylor
>be me
>go to school
>Have no girlfriend
>be happy that I'm still alive
>go to church
>Crazy about my job
>Make sure everybody is happy
>If you go somewhere you really want to go
>Be a cool cool smart, kind
>Love music and I want to hear it every day
>My hobbies are: reading, studying, sports
>Have a good job and make enough money to live comfortably
>Don't have anybody I want to marry
>I love my church, work, family and friends
>Don't want any of this shit but can't wait for you
I wish you good luck
Chase Morgan
it kinda werks if you give it more data
Henry Stewart
Would be 10/10 if not for the abrupt ending
Carter Edwards
I just realized how funny it would be to use this while arguing with someone, or having an unintersting discussion, where you're expected to write out long replies.
Thanks OP
Ryder Carter
Nice Wojak i will add it to my collection, thanks
Dominic Smith
>be me" in a few seconds.
As you can see, the whole thing is pretty simple. It's all about making friends with your neighbor so you can chat in real time. It's really simple; I'm not too sure what I expect. I think they will get bored of that, just like people have been with the mobile-phone game The King of Kong. I guess we'll just have to wait and see how their patience lasts.
In case it gets boring, I'll be taking my kids to play with my wife this summer so as I said before, I'm looking forward to the next game. (As I've always wondered why people are always dying, and why you need to die, I guess, to achieve something? You see? I've always been a bit pessimistic but then again, there's plenty of time!)
Jaxon White
>Be me
>At about the sixth hour, I saw a white man in a tattered, worn down robe with blood streaming down from the back and was being dragged by two guards toward the house
>The pair then went outside to investigate, the court was told.
>The woman also claimed to be with her husband, who was in his 70s after having 'a very bad case of prostate cancer'.
>But police revealed that the 'patients did not know where they would find the victim'.
>Mr Anderson said: 'In order to help secure their identities, one of them came over with a fake passport, saying he was a member of GCHQ and gave a false name of Mr Anderson.
>'Both agreed that they were going to tell the public where they were.
>'The woman told her that she was pregnant and needed money for medical treatment.
>The court was told that after 'examining the woman's bag she realised it contained a wallet containing cash, a cellphone, a credit card and two pairs of trousers'.
Carson Brooks
Fucking normalfag neural network
Elijah Butler
>be me
>be dumb bot. you think I am even able to write this?
>First time I realized I had this ability was in high school
>I wrote in my high school yearbook entry that I am not gay
>And for those who don't know, gays are people who do not identify with one gender, but who still want to be liked by everyone in our lives
>qt pi roommate says
>"I wanna sleep with you"
>I realize she does not want to fuck me but one of my soulmates
>I was really into it so I let her
What the fuck
Juan Martinez
>be me
>goes to school
>see qt3.14
bot's response:
>gets a master's degree in computer science
>gets married
>becomes a PhD
>>
>how can i teach the course
>>how do you get the course started
>>which textbook would you choose?
>>have
>>a couple of hundred pages of text?
>>any kind of textbooks?
>>just a text-based textbook?
>>a manual for the course?
>>just a textbook?
No, I have this in my hands.
A short guide to how I use the book that I found:
The guide I'm running has about 100 pages of text, and about 75 of them were for the class, so there's plenty of material for a simple lesson that isn't all that complicated. And it's easy enough to teach; the book isn't anything special.
So now you know why we're here.
My other thought on this is: the teacher. He's the one.
Carson Fisher
I used an greentext story I found as a base to see how the new story would unfold.
Hudson Adams
>be me
>5 years ago
>see cute girl in class
>be me
>once out of class, take her somewhere alone
>be me
>once outside alone, pick up girl while they are inside you
>be me
>once outside when it is dark, sit around talking to girl
>be me
>once outside with you, you get in bed and talk
>be me
>once outside with girl after class, walk around a bit doing the same thing
>be me
>again walking back outside with the girl
>be me
>again outside with her, you go in bed, and talk
>be me
>again outside with her again, go back to the girl
>be me
That one has me curious. I have to ask. I thought she'd want something to go with the sex? Maybe some flowers? (What's with people not wearing flowers in romance?) Maybe a necklace? I guess we'll see some more later.
But seriously, I do not think she's going to go around dressing like someone just told her she looked
Oliver Cook
Absolute kino:
>be me
>be 18
>at park
>see hot girl --- who has sex with me
>fuck myself
>never say yes to sex
>make love
>make me cum
>make love to myself
>make me cum
Kayden Green
>be trump
>builds wall
>deports sand niggers all over America
Bot:
>throws them out
>starts WWIII
>gets elected
>becomes president
>then begins building of "TRUMP STREAM"
>stops building after election
>tries to be president for 3 days
>now he's re elected
>receives phone call telling him how to vote
>tells voters to forget about him and go get him another ticket
>tells all other electors he'll ignore the vote and vote again
>talks about how important the election is to him and how he was so angry with Obama
>calls all of the electors and declares that all of them were part of Obama's team. He then tells people he's going to become the president so that they can become more "unwavering" allies and supporters of Trump. He then asks them what they are going to do about the fake news that he has lied about. He tells them to support him to become president, and tells them to vote Trump, because that is what makes them loyal, because when
Owen Scott
sounds about right
irgirgi
James Bell
I always loved chatterbox ai. This is so much more advance than what you can download though, or what I did in the past.
what I wrote:
>be me
>hanging around at a drinking party
>girl sits down beside me drunk
>ten out of ten
>underage
>start spilling spaghetti
>she is poking me in the side saying she's drunk
>stockings on
>thin, probably not even eighteen
>laughing
>>I'm really drunk
>>y-yeah you should probably drink some water and get better
what it wrote:
>>I'm fine
>>I know, I am drunk
>>you're on something
>I like that...and you like that
I will just suck every drop off your dick right behind you
and you will be really turned on
I'll be watching
I need you like the bitch you are
>>I feel it under my boner
>>oh wow
The way you are rubbing your balls against me
in your jeans. I'm just fucking cumming now
I fucking feel like shit
I'm totally fucked up.
Oh god fucking fuck fuck fuck fuck
God I can't stop thinking about you.
All the fucking thoughts in my head are cumming on me like a cum
Leo Brown
>be me
>see dog licking his nuts so hard>me you can see dogs are pretty horny too, maybe you can tease them...
>it feels good to make it into your mouth, maybe i'll make them do it for you later, it's so relaxing.
>if you look really good for what you do, they can let go, i don't mind, just take it from them while they're naked too and watch them get really turned on, and then come lick your balls.
>i don't mind this is how they usually get used and used.
>oh yeah, it looks really cute, if you like, you can pull them all the way up to your mouth and show them.
>i can't stay there if they leave their little mess behind, i want more toys inside, i want them eating me out and showing me nice close ups of how good they like me.
>it gets me really hot to watch my friends cum, especially when we look really fucking horny for a day, you and you, you can always cum yourself if you want
Jason Baker
>be me
>mega introvert but not a loser
>get invited to party
>go to party
>tell the story
>no one believes you and say you're crazy
>people say you're a loser
>tell a story
>get asked questions
>give answers
>talk about it but get ignored
>the next day another person will say, "You're insane, tell a nice story!"
>other people say that you're smart
>if someone is talking on your cell phone and they have no cell phone
>they can just ask you what cell phone you use
>You start to listen to the party and it gets to the point where you hate to hang at all
>you do some dumb things in a party atmosphere
>you get so angry and angry and angry you start to act the asshole
>be in trouble
>take a break
>do the same kind of stupid shit again
>be the party asshole
>You are on the receiving end of that shit
Input was the first 4 lines. Dubs is the story the robot told.
Benjamin Robinson
I tried to set up a poop story but it went on an SJW rant
Cooper Stewart
>be me
>be black
>be in black
>be in a band
>be an ex-boyfriend
>Be an old friend
>Be in a band but don't play music
>Be in a band but don't play music at all
>Be in a band but don't play music
>Be in a band but play some instrument, like rhythm guitar
>Be in a band but don't play music
>Be not a musician yet, but soon to
>Be in a band but play only guitar and/or drums
Jack Hill
orgigi and boring
Lucas Allen
I did the first 3 lines btw. I'm doing the first three lines on this one too, but stopped at the "except"
>walking around innawoods
>see something moving around in the distance
>looks vaguely like a man, exceptit's a horse
>can't imagine what it is, but can't move it in a straight line
>looks very, very tired
>gets so close...then stops just so she can hear it breathing out loud
>I don't understand what that's feeling like
>looks around again and it stops...
>turns around again
>it doesn't turn around anymore
>I am so bored, its like it knows its time I die...
I realize something. I have an idea of what's going on, and that's what this is about. So let me just say...don't listen to that sound. Not now!
>turns around again
>it has no idea what you're talking about
>looks around again
>still doesn't know what you're talking about
>it really should just get lost in its own little world and not talk anymore
>that stupid thing is actually a pony with
Jacob Clark
>be me
>be a nazi
>hate the west
>hate freedom
>want to end the west
>want to restore our empire
>want to make the EU great again
>want to protect Western culture
>want to restore our culture again
>have an IQ of 200
>want to die, to clean the earth and put others before ourselves
>want to leave the west
>want to wipe the memory of a generation we have lost
> want to make america great again
>need a drink of water
actually based
Carson Martinez
>"blood for the blood!"
>"However, the man himself was not afraid of his fate. He was even able to dodge his attack"
>History
>Demon lord is and evil god. Appearing as dark skinned human like demon
>He is associated with the Underworld and has several subordinates from there
>He is one of the many anime villains of popular anime game called "Dragon Quest"
Aaron Morgan
>/x/ in a nutshell
Carson Watson
LOL! !!
orginaliona
Brody Williams
I'm driving it slowly insane.
Lucas Thompson
Pedophilia out of nowhere
Christopher Wood
>be me
>be you
>be me
>I am me, and I am your friend:
>You are a lot like me, aren't you?
>Yes, very much like you!
>And I'm very much like you, too:
>I am you, I am me:
>You are I, you are I:
>We have the same goals:
>You are I, I am you:
>Yes, this is me, this is I.
Mason Walker
w-whatt?? What is this supposed to mean lul
Jonathan Rogers
that you gay
Samuel Harris
>be me!'
"I felt like I was out there in the woods," he continued. "The kids were screaming, and I wasn't hearing anything. It was like I was having a conversation with another person. And you can still remember getting out of there."
The school sent a notice of intent to buy for $1.2 million, and the judge made his offer on Feb. 16, 2012: $14.3 million plus benefits and about $600,000 in tax credits.
The sale was sealed before it was officially recorded by New Jersey authorities.
Pierce and his wife, Susan, divorced two years later.
Angel Baker
Reddit problems
Robert Powell
That you must be a big ol' cocksucker
Brayden Kelly
Sounds like my ex-coworker
Blake Cruz
I have to see how this one ends, gonna continue it
Cameron Perez
MAy actually end up masturbating to computer-generated text if this continues to get better..
Dylan Ramirez
>tfw this isn't actually an AI but a bunch of chinks chained up to computers and forced to write autistic ESL texts
dudes, what the fuck
Bentley Thomas
So computers won't put erotic novel authors out of work? Because this is ptetty good
Levi Wilson
>be me
>nail my dick to a plank of wood
(this part was mine)
>while my sister and i have sex in a tree
>shoot me with a tranquilizer arrow while I'm trying to masturbate
>put my fucking face over my sister's pussy while we have sex
>give her a bunch of shots of tranquilizer and shoot her with them too
>put my ass in the middle of the bed and force her to orgasm while the drugs help my head fall back on the couch.
>shoot myself in the head
>tear off a piece of paper with my initials on it and read it as this is my secret list
>take an x-ray of my skull and call my mom who is also my mother and tell her I have a skull fracture
>find this piece of paper in my room and go back to sleep
Eli Lopez
>her pussy is just above the waistline
Adam Reyes
Moar!
I need to know what happens to Sharon after she is being raped by that woman.
Camden Thomas
>be me
>walking home
>encounter backroom of office and
>bizarre, but not violent, exchange
>at which I try to explain that I
>did know about the threats, but could not be
>available for interviews, and was afraid I
>might be arrested. To my surprise, they
>have not arrested me yet.
>I guess there wasn't an arrest warrant issued
>in order to cover the fact that she would have
>not been afraid to come out
>of the office and talk directly to me.
>No one responded to the questions
>I gave on my personal Facebook page
>about the events of November 8th 2008.
>Do you know if anyone in your life was
>abducted in the past 8 years.
>This has been made clear on numerous occasions in
>the past year (since I moved to Seattle in 2004)
>since I began blogging about the
>debacle of the DreamWorks
>movie. I understand this is part of a larger issue
>that has existed on my blog
Tyler Mitchell
The robot's really building this up
Ian Barnes
oh god. why tf did this give me a boner
Easton Baker
It was her daughter all along?
James Gray
Robot is autist confirmed
Christopher Reyes
Or maybe he just really cares about Sharon
Matthew Anderson
Series kinda jumped the shark here.
Cameron Butler
That's really sweet, I think we may actually get a happy ending
Austin Lopez
So office worker-user and Sharon are going to have kids and ride to sunset. Sweet. This should be sold in kiosks.
Gavin Morales
>So office worker-user and Sharon are going to have kids and ride to sunset. Sweet.
That's one way to describe this final scene
Xavier Hernandez
Damn.
orinalion