No porn

>no porn
>no fap
>no sex
>no tv
>no video games
>no social media
>no alcohol
>no drugs
>no smoking
>no sugar

Think you'd be a new man if you could do this for 30 days? Any of you guys want in on this? If enough people are down I'll maintain a general.

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> he didn’t add no coom

I've been doing this except porn and 3-4 hours of vidya a week, for around 40 days. Still pretty depressed sometimes but overall pretty good.

How you gonna coom without fap or sex?

>>no porn
>>no fap
>>no sex
>>no tv
>>no video games
>>no social media
>>no alcohol
>>no drugs
>>no smoking
>>no sugar

No sex is fucking ridiculous for 30 days, the peak is at 5 days, then goes down.

Everything else I already do and except video games for longer than a year.

>Think you'd be a new man if you could do this for 30 days?
no not really
honestly I think I'd be bored, and then nothing would change

>no fun allowed

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You cant have fun without cooming or altering your mental state?

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One of these things is not like the others.

I can do this, it'd be a challenge but well worth it. So long as I can still shitpost on Jow Forums.

By the way, if I become a sperm donor and make money for each nut I bust do I retain my honor? I will only fap with imagination, no porn.

i can do everything but video games easily
specially the sex part

How estrogen-saturated are you?
With no sex and no fap, you'd have wet dreams in like 14 days tops, IF you have healthy hormone levels.

>t. coomer

You can try to act like some Schopenhauer that all people can get happy by some search for wisdom, but you're so full of shit.

I already do this plus nofap like all I do is read (not enough non-fiction tho) and practice guitar and try to discover new music. sometimes read some comics

>no nonoes

>You cant have fun without cooming or altering your mental state?
no
what do you suggest doing? To read books for fun? L M A O

>no porn
Already doing this 265 days
>no fap
Already doing this 200 days
>no sex
Virgin
>no tv
Who watches tv in 2019
>novideo games
I hate games
>no alcohol
Never did
>no drugs
I don't do drugs
>no smoking
I dont smoke
>no sugar
Been 1 year since ive eat sugar
>no social media
I dont use social media

Most of those things arent even fun if you think about it.

Double quads?

Blessed thread

Also:

>no sins

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Post body

K will post later

youtube is the new tv

what is the point ? you wont get superpowers after this. women are not going to find you incredibly attractive for being a monk.

there are probably more smoking, drinking, violent, drug addicts getting laid more often than you.

You will become incel mass shooter after this

>no social media
Jow Forums is social media

How about
>no life?

OP is a brainlet confirmed

sounds like you already got that covered

>what do you suggest doing?
Shitpost on Jow Forums, 30 days straight.

>INTERIOR CROCODILE ALLIGATOR

>>no sugar
>Been 1 year since ive eat sugar
how did this affect you?

I DRIVE A CHEVROLET MOVIE THEATER

I'd become ascended.

>>no porn - very little, maybe once a fortnight
>>no fap - as above
>>no sex - every 3 days or so, on average
>>no tv - very little and mainly cool shit on discovery channel
>>no video games - Haven't been 12 for a while now
>>no social media - guilty, dont comment much, much check it more often than I should
>>no alcohol - once a fortnight
>>no drugs - nill
>>no smoking - nill
>>no sugar - actively trying to avoid it.

add
>no internet
and we can get serious

Easy mode:

>no tv
>no social media
>no alcohol
>no drugs
>no smoking
>no sugar
>no sex

Hard mode:

>no porn
>no fap

IMPOSSIBLE mode:

>no video games


Anyone else in this boat?

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>no pillow
>no hot showers
>no eating
>no talking
>no breathing
Get on my level faggot

Ironically browsing Jow Forums is much worse for you than watching tv or playing videogames. Get your shit together

Do it like this
>No entertainment purpose technology
>No streile sex (faping, fucking for pleasure)

>no sugar

niqqa fruit and veggies have sugar in them...

lmao this nigga eating fruits n veggies

I wholeheartedly agree. Unfortunately the amount I frequent fit is directly correlated with the amount of time and effort I put in the gtm.gym

you should have put no Jow Forums and no youtube in the op if you really want to make it

>no social media

Does this include different Chat Programms? Like WhatsApp or whatever

o-oh...

I'm quitting Jow Forums soon

no food

no internet

just water and meditation for 10 days

I will be pure

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What's even the point ?
Also wouldn't Jow Forums count as a social media ?

stfu troll

No, it wouldn't

I'M QUITTING TOMORROW FAGGOT

I AM REBOOTING SO I'M NOT A FUCKING POS LIKE U GUYS ANYMORE

btw day 26 NoFap

My cock/balls = a loaded gun of energy and fertility

I AM A TIGER!!!!

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Wrong, moron!

Good thing wet dreams aren't actually correlated with nocturnal emissions. Just a fun misnomer.
Also, how tf would you avoid that anyway?
>no sleep

Do all this and you will realize you're still the same fucking beta faggot.

Avoiding all thoughts of sex/girls = no wet dreams

I am on day 26 nofap.

ONE CLOSE CALL but woke myself up / did not give in to temptation. Sex = a drug.

I'm turning alpha from nofap right now.

t koomfag

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Everything's a drug. We just put the label on the things strong enough to hurt someone. Sex dreams are not one of these things.
Semen retention though... It's pretty strong. That's why nofap employs it. It's the fastest way to reset your fucked up cumbrain so you can have a healthy sex life.
That's what you're trying to do, right?Cause it almost sounds like you've traded the sex drug for the abstinence drug and want to become asexual.

Faggot

No joke, social media helped my depression.

This is just monk mode, there's a book by Victor pride that goes about it. It's a disciplinary method to reach a specific goal.

Get put into a holding cell for a month with 3 other dudes, that's pretty much what you're suggesting.

It fucking blows.

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everything else sure but no games? What will that do? I mainly play CRPGs and stuff. They're fun. Social media though? Fuck that noise. Don't watch tv. Haven't had sex in a month after breaking up. Was gonna give up alcohol, smoking and fapping anyways. Sugar's grody.

You know it was just over a century ago that young man were doing back breaking life threatening work just to earn a nickel. They would never get any breaks. Just eat, sleep and work. Yet they pushed through. Now we have you people, their descendants, lacking any self-control or will to improve themselves. Just sit on the couch, play nintendo switch, fap to BBC porn, smoke weed, drink beer and do nothing productive in you're life like a lazy fatass. How the mighty have fallen.

Also I play vidya for like an hour tops.