>Trying to jerk off using my imagination
>About to cum
>An image of Darth Coomer pops in my head and I start thinking about the the “IM COOMING AHHHHHHH” vocaroos
>Go soft and can’t finish
Fuck you Jow Forums
Trying to jerk off using my imagination
Jeremiah Davis
Jayden Nelson
>Influenced against wasteful degeneracy
>Complains about it
Post body, you whiny little bitch.
Hudson Bennett
>“IM COOMING AHHHHHHH” vocaroos
can someone post those please?
Daniel Flores
I heard one yesterday and it was excellent
Charles Diaz
Camden Anderson
AUHHHHH UHHHHHH
OHHH GAWWDD IMMM GUNNNNAA COOM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
IM COOOOOOOOMMMMINNNGGGG AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Gabriel Sanchez
Jonathan Young
There is even a theme song.
Cooper Morris
Jaxon Myers
Caleb Ross
Gave him PTSD of killing his wife and then panicking about the body
Hudson Taylor
COOM FOR THE COOM GOD
Evan Bennett
John Martinez
You know nothing nigger.
>have sex with my gf
>at climax loudly announce "IM GONNA COOOOM IM COOOOOOOMING AHHHHHHHHH" for some fucking reason
>tfw we're not even in an english speaking country
>try to explain coomer to gf
>now everyone I know calls me Coomer
>worse yet, gf started calling out "COOOOOOM" during sex, which gets me instantly flat
>tfw she literally restarts me when I'm about to cum to have sex longer
Grayson Thomas
your gf is fucking based
Leo Reyes
Your sex life has been blessed by the based coomer
Daniel Ross
Your gf is amazing.
vocaroo.com
Liam Gray
this would make some excellent theater! A monospectacle for the 21st century to be remembered by! An instantaneous classic! A masterpiece!!
Noah Long
This is disgusting.
Tyler Baker
Nathaniel Anderson
Hudson Sanders
>clicking on vocaroos, ever
how can people handle the cringe?
Ayden Cox
whom'std
Adam Ortiz
Der coomer is easily the greatest thing to ever happen to this board. Guarantee the total masturbation time of the entire userbase has dropped by at least half since his appearance.
Hudson Bennett
>that stomping
lmao
Brody Brooks
>comraderie, banter, and culture is cringe
>posts whores