Post you're Jow Forums breakfast that makes you a big boy.
Breakfast
Asher Reyes
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Jeremiah Jones
Why did they have to ruin this complete breakfast with baked beans?
Jose Cook
lmao imagine eating anything but adderall and multivitamins in the morning
Aaron Price
> condom full of rat meat
> fried lard strips
> beans in corn syrup sauce
> some burnt black shit in the background
lmao look at this stupid shit. This is going to ruin your health and make you fat as all fuck. The eggs and the tomato in the middle are the only remotely passable thing about this entire breakfast. I bet you are american, 30+ BMI, and think ketodiet will make you lose weight
Carter Russell
I usually have 4 eggs, 2 slices of toast + PB, and a slice or two of sort cut bacon
Zachary Lopez
>fat makes you fat
>if you have fat in your diet, its makes you a ketard
>baked beans
>ketard
shitposters like you are ruining this website
Sebastian Carter
A proper English breakfast is always with beans. And how the fuck does an extra thing ruin it? Fucking retard. Just don't eat them or add them yourself.
Nolan Perez
Normally 1-1.5lb of nonfat plain Greek yogurt with a scoop of peanut butter and a scoop of jam. Tasty as fuck and quite filling for the amount of calories.
Also bulletproof coffee on occasion and then a protein bar/shake after my workout
Hunter Bennett
Because when the beans touch the other food it ruins it.
Ayden Walker
Are you 8 years old? Fuck off and die of bean cooties you mong.
Anthony Foster
> 1 tbsp of olive oil vs 1 whole slice of bread, both are 90 kcal
low fat people are objectively right, you are retarded. You're right that he technically can't be a ketard eating baked beans slathered in sugared barbecue sauce, but that makes him a normal slovenly idiot which is vastly worse than being a ketard
Asher Perry
I drink coffee and almond milk, no sugar added, if muscles are feeling pain I eat a banana and 1-2 eggs, otherwise I eat a protein bar and be done with it.
Gavin Moore
I don't eat breakfast. I'm an intermittent fasting chad.
Sebastian Butler
> no I don't have bulimia, it's a diet!!! google it!!!
Lincoln White
Move over plebs, the patrician's breakfast is a vending machine honey bun and the cheapest off-brand energy drink.
Benjamin Myers
based lower-class walmart worker stationary in life
Aaron Mitchell
(you)
Matthew Gutierrez
6 of them. I do this 3 times a day. Plus 2 real meals of meat+rice or vegetable
Jaxson Bennett
its a retarded breakfast op, how about high protein, low fat, whole grains and non saturated fats...
Cotagge cheese, apple, slice of whole grain bread, spoon of honey, and if you need more some boiled eggs or salmon stripes.
Jack Campbell
>you can only be healthy if every meal is rice and skinless chicken
dont have children you stupid fucking retard
Carter Lewis
>six eggs over easy with a little Everglades seasoning and pepper on them
>two slices of whole wheat lightly buttered
Colton Anderson
Confirmed for eating shitty Bush's beans. News flash, asshole, the beans you're eating are garbage.
Adrian Turner
Replace jam with honey and you have me, sometimew use handful of walnuts instead of pbutter
Luis Williams
>hating on based full english
fuck off mate
Gabriel Bell
fun fact, you can cook eggs instead of being a degenerate
Cooper Howard
How does raw eggs equal degeneracy. I understand you get better nutrition by cooking them, but it takes lots of time, and I frankly would get quite bored with eating so many scrambled eggs
Luis Phillips
retards posting a full English breakfast and pretending that it is Jow Forums is what is ruining this website.
fat fuck.
Josiah Evans
>eurofags posting their disgusting baked beans, burnt crusty “”””””pudding””””””, and shit sausage
>oi mate thees roight hee is a roight noice breky |^)
FUCKING, and I cannot stress this enough, CRINGE
Owen Turner
>Cooking eggs
>Having THAT much free time
Ngmi
Owen Clark
>eating a roughly 700 calories breakfast makes you fat
post body
Camden Evans
3 eggs over easy
3 pieces of bacon
2 pieces of rye toast with butter
2 pieces of pork roll
3 pancakes with syrup
Fried sugar glazed apple slices
3 cups of coffee
1 glass of orange juice
1 banana
Jonathan Jones
>Full English contains corn syrup
Levels of projection off the scale here
Juan Sanchez
that looks like a lot of calories.
Isaiah Gonzalez
Basmati rice, mango, hemp oil, and protein powder
Nathaniel Russell
Chase Cook
i dont eat breakfast
pretty much this
>EC stack for appetite
>multivitamin
>fish oil
Ian Fisher
>100g skyr
>1 tablespoon peanuts
>Assorted chopped berries
>1 tablespoon honey
+
>Protein bar
>Cup of Earl grey tea
+(Optional) 1 cup ultrafiltered milk
Adam Thomas
Based best rice poster
>starbucks
John Rivera
3 eggs scrambled with 2.5tbs olive oil and half cup cottage cheese + 2 slices of toast and black coffee
Blake Rivera
>American
That’s a full English breakfast, you dimwit.
Nicholas Cruz
Either this or a protein shake with a cup of milk, two teaspoons of chonky nut butter, two scoops of chocolate whey and a banana.
Jaxson Harris
Nice bro, I will have to try some chopped nuts in there next time. Maybe some macadamias would be good also.
Owen Russell
>cooking eggs takes time
what kind of fucked up schedule do yall live on? cooking yourself a hot homemade meal is one of the best simple pleasures a man can enjoy. don't deprive yourself of that.
Mason Campbell
Joshua Rogers
Why is English food so aggressively bad?
Ayden Anderson
Hell yeah, I'm trying to live by ayruvedic diet, while still eating meat lmao
Jayden Bell
Bro eggs take literally 3 minutes to cook. It takes longer to buy a gas station burrito than to cook eggs.
Robert Russell
>tfw no norf slag to make me a full english brekkie
Gavin Allen
Say what you want about other meals but a full English breakfast is amazing.
No other breakfasts compare.
Jackson Thompson
Brody King
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