I need Jow Forums to bully me into going to the gym

I need Jow Forums to bully me into going to the gym.

Only reply to this thread by saying one mean thing to get me working out again.

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post body so we can be more accurate

you look a a sad cat in your photo, op. you simply must go to the gm and possibly a vet.

Just be yourself bro. If you dont want to go that's fine too :)

people will not care about you even a little bit unless you are in good shape
men won't respect you
women won't acknowledge your existence
if you don't lift you will be absolutely invisible, and worse, if you're in bad shape, people will look at you in disgust and contempt

considering you're on this shithole website, chances are you're an omega loser and have serious issues. At least be the ripped guy with serious issues, its 100 times better

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Fucking cocksucker cat avatar

ok retard

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You coomin' ass motherfucker. Before you know it you're gonna be bald with 10,000 porno reviews on IMDB. Why? Because you're too easy on yourself. You might not think that's gonna be you. You might even have a little NoFap streak going. But there's a spectrum, my man, from Klokov to Coomer. All men fit on it. And when you skip the gym, which way do you slide? An object in motion stays in motion unless another force acts upon it, user. Every day you skip gym things get harder to turn around. One day you think "Maybe I'll run instead of lift" and destroy what gains you have left. Then you think, "Well, I should probably let someone know about that wonderful porno I just watched!" Then you think, "BLACKED convention? I'm there!" One day you wake up 40, working at Target, with no joy in your life except cooming and tweeting good morning at porn stars.

Get in that fuckin gym man.

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you can go from retard to buff retard go and lift

This is me. 5'10, 194 pounds.
And ignore the fucking mirror. I know it's dirty.

Remember only mean comments. Only mean comments will get me in shape.

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I just asked my sister, and she said she would never date you
go fucking work out now you faggot

wow your fucking fat

You just wanted to be bullied by fit men. Fuck you faggot.

Thank you. I will save this thread for when I going to the gym Monday.

user you are so fat, I bet your belt size is "equator"

Get to the gym, fatty

I bet when you step on the scales a message comes up that says "one at a time please"

nice side boob

I'm a grill and personality I don't understand how some women can date guys that look this bad. I actually saw a grill dating a fatass like you recently and it completely blew my mind. Having your boobs and belly fat flapping all over me would make me gag. I just wouldn't want to touch you at all, nothing about you is desirable.

dilate

based

OP here. Based also.

post feet, slut

I could insult you all thread long but at the end of the day you will feel shit about your body rather than motivated to change your lifestyle. Instead of seeking negative reinforcement from strangers focus on eating right and lifting big.

Also

Post feet

Nah, I know my body is shit, I need insults to get me working out harder. I used to have a great body at 21 but I stopped working out.

Now I am fat, and need to get my ass in shape again. Lost 22 pounds during the summer.

The sleeping meds I had a side effect of insatiable appetite and I gained 55 pounds.

Starting Monday again, so this is the final goodbye to low body positivity.

How could you look back at this youth from your future self and have wasted it ? It was never going to be that easy again and you were too stupid and lazy to give your only self a chance.

nice pre tits
go do pushups corresponding to my last THREE digits faggot

You look weak and pathetic. Beta male incarnate. Unless you go to the gym and transform that giant marshmallow you call a body you'll be seen as less than worthless. Looking good isn't enough. It's no good looking like you can lift but don't have the strength to back it up. So don't be a faggot and just bodybuild

what's the point of those energy drinks in the back if they're not used for PWO.

>needing to be abused for motivation
ngmi

slim down by simply cutting down on calories. you have to go from fatskinnyfit, it's just silly watching fat guys lift weights

Hmmm.. What would you reccomend? I got time for running and exercise. What calorie intake should I aim for, and how often should I work out?

Mirin pecks

Post sister body

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If you need external motivation to go to the gym you're going to give up in 3 weeks like you have at anything remotely difficult you've tried till now and will end your life regretting the mediocre existence you've lived.

You know what? Stay at home fucking jerking, because nobody likes a winning little bitch who just doesn't have the motivation to be a better person, if you wanna stay a sad cunt at home jerking off just stay and die alone fucker

jesus fucking christ she's amazing

bros... it's the kind of feel that won't go away

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Fat fuck
Fat fuck

Get your heart broken and you'll see how you shut your breadbox and do it
My gf dumping me is the reason I don't succumb to cravings anymore

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You're a lost cause.
Don't even bother going, you'll just get in the way of the people that actually give a shit about being there.

ngmi

>Not being able to motivate yourself
Fuck outta here

Don’t listen to these losers OP, you look fine. You’ve got plenty of time to enjoy life and just live. Some hot chicks actually are into the insecure quiet types and only incel losers here have the crabs in a bowl mentality to try and take you down. Do you really want to waste your limited youth at a fucking gym eating bland shit food and being miserable? Adulthood is miserable why do it now? Just hang out and don’t worry about girls, I’m sure you’ve encountered at least one, and in due time you’ll be in a relationship wishing you had your virginity back and telling anons it’s fucking easy to get laid, even as a 5 nothing fat fuck.

You look like a lazier version of my granddad, he's fucking 70 and goes picking his orchard with arthritis and it takes him a month because it's fucking huge.

The fuck is your excuse?

well he probs would be charged with trespassing if he started picking random orchards

why yes, I screenshot “private nudes” I’ve received on Snapchat after a 1 week relationship

How could you tell?

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OP if you want to get shredded do 100 push-ups a day and eat 1000 calories per day. Once you do that for a month THEN and only THEN should you have the audacity to show up in a public gym

Triplicates of truth

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dios mio... el goblina las americas

>not even breaking her back

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I did fuck her for like 4 days straight but I got bored and cheated like a little faggot

Wish I wasn’t like this Jow Forums

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You're a punk ass bitch with noodle arms. GO THE FUCKING GYM YOU WASTE OF SPACE

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jesus christ user start boxing you absolute lard

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tell me more

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She was 5’9 had just turned 18 like 2 weeks after I met her, I hung out at her parents house and fucked her in all 3 holes over and over again.

She was really pretty but had lots of problems, she told me about how her midget brother used to pin her down and fuck her when she was like 15. Would talk way too much about how she wanted me to beat him up and how big my dick is compared to him (this isn’t bragging my dicks not even that big).

Overall way too much to deal with, I was going to have sex with another girl anyways, but that just pushed me over the edge. I told her it was over like an hour before fucking the other girl though.

You're a fat ass, go on a diet and go to the gym.

Weak

Lmao don't even bother bro

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting
Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

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lifting will not fixyour issues

I failed you, Moot. I fucked up.

lift the weight up and down again, fatty