I think I fucked up. About 15 minutes ago I heard a knock on the door so I turned off my cartoons and answered and got completely suckered into whatever these two missionary girls were selling. One was short with red hair and small perky boobs and the other was tall with shockingly large tits. They gave me one of their books and told me to read the first chapter and asked if they could come back next week and the red head had me put my number in her phone. I'm already freaking out at the idea of them coming back next week. I have no way to contact them to tell them to not come. Has anyone else here ever been suckered in by missionaries? There was something really sexy about their outfits. Knee-length skirts with nicer tops than a t-shirt. What the fuck do I do now?
I think I fucked up...
Why don't you just read the bumbo jumbo book they gave you and invite them over to "discuss the chapter" next weekend? Then when they come over, make a sexual move on them. Don't be such a beta pussy.
I can't say no so I just went along with whatever they said, which included them asking if they could stop by again next week. That's the problem. I'm not cut out for this shit I'm sweating and shaking
You're crazy if you think you have a chance with them. They're probably super committed to the church and the reason they're going door to door is because they know their looks will attract guys.
It's kind of cultish, but they're all about making you join and "saving" you.
Don't be such an anxious pussy. Just invite them into your house next week pretending to be interested in that religious bull shit, then blantly ask them if they would like to have sex.
If they say no, kick them out and tell them never to come on your property again.
>turned off my cartoons
Ok good start
>and answered
That's where you messed up, always peek through the window or through a peephole if your house is so futuristic-ally inclined, if you don't recognize them person/people, don't answer. I don't care if they're cute girls. If you hear a knock or doorbell, make everything you do extremely quiet and investigate the advancer with caution. But since you already got yourself into this mess, we have to predict what will happen and take preemptive action. This could go one of two ways: dealing with them, or avoiding them. If taking the former, you must not do anything that could land you in legal action, they have your address and phone number, and probably a good look at your face. If you want to get on good terms with them, treat them with hospitality and kindness. Or you could act cold and shy, hell, maybe they'll try to comfort you if you tell them about yourself. But you could always take my advice, and never answer the door again. Play your cards right and you could have some soft, female touches, potentially more. Or you could pretend that this never happened and live your life as suit.
Choose wisely, OP.
The main thing is being able to be left alone.
Ignore their knocks then block whatever number calls you immediately after. Simple.
I got stopped by some Mormons once and we talked about God for a few minutes. They asked me if I would say a prayer with them and I said I don't believe in anything but was fine with it then they let me go on my way.
Other than that my only experience with these sorts was when my dad let some Jehovah's Witnesses in and locked the door. He then talked to them for nearly two hours about lots of things not related to their religion before letting them leave. They never came back so maybe you should just do something like that.
I had this happen before, I was just kinda going along with it to be nice. Got the book of Mormon and all that shit too.. they kept coming back like 2 times a week, luckily at the time where I worked when I got home they were already leaving. Just don't answer the door again.