I think I fucked up. About 15 minutes ago I heard a knock on the door so I turned off my cartoons and answered and got completely suckered into whatever these two missionary girls were selling. One was short with red hair and small perky boobs and the other was tall with shockingly large tits. They gave me one of their books and told me to read the first chapter and asked if they could come back next week and the red head had me put my number in her phone. I'm already freaking out at the idea of them coming back next week. I have no way to contact them to tell them to not come. Has anyone else here ever been suckered in by missionaries? There was something really sexy about their outfits. Knee-length skirts with nicer tops than a t-shirt. What the fuck do I do now?
I think I fucked up...
Why don't you just read the bumbo jumbo book they gave you and invite them over to "discuss the chapter" next weekend? Then when they come over, make a sexual move on them. Don't be such a beta pussy.
I can't say no so I just went along with whatever they said, which included them asking if they could stop by again next week. That's the problem. I'm not cut out for this shit I'm sweating and shaking
You're crazy if you think you have a chance with them. They're probably super committed to the church and the reason they're going door to door is because they know their looks will attract guys.
It's kind of cultish, but they're all about making you join and "saving" you.
Don't be such an anxious pussy. Just invite them into your house next week pretending to be interested in that religious bull shit, then blantly ask them if they would like to have sex.
If they say no, kick them out and tell them never to come on your property again.
>turned off my cartoons
Ok good start
>and answered
That's where you messed up, always peek through the window or through a peephole if your house is so futuristic-ally inclined, if you don't recognize them person/people, don't answer. I don't care if they're cute girls. If you hear a knock or doorbell, make everything you do extremely quiet and investigate the advancer with caution. But since you already got yourself into this mess, we have to predict what will happen and take preemptive action. This could go one of two ways: dealing with them, or avoiding them. If taking the former, you must not do anything that could land you in legal action, they have your address and phone number, and probably a good look at your face. If you want to get on good terms with them, treat them with hospitality and kindness. Or you could act cold and shy, hell, maybe they'll try to comfort you if you tell them about yourself. But you could always take my advice, and never answer the door again. Play your cards right and you could have some soft, female touches, potentially more. Or you could pretend that this never happened and live your life as suit.
Choose wisely, OP.
The main thing is being able to be left alone.
Ignore their knocks then block whatever number calls you immediately after. Simple.
I got stopped by some Mormons once and we talked about God for a few minutes. They asked me if I would say a prayer with them and I said I don't believe in anything but was fine with it then they let me go on my way.
Other than that my only experience with these sorts was when my dad let some Jehovah's Witnesses in and locked the door. He then talked to them for nearly two hours about lots of things not related to their religion before letting them leave. They never came back so maybe you should just do something like that.
I had this happen before, I was just kinda going along with it to be nice. Got the book of Mormon and all that shit too.. they kept coming back like 2 times a week, luckily at the time where I worked when I got home they were already leaving. Just don't answer the door again.
How big were her tits? Details please
Get some roofies
Just don't answer the fucking door.
Look out the window when someone knocks, if it's them, just stay quiet.
its a cult they use hot chicks on purpose to lure people in
cant imagine how many of these girls get raped its why they go in groups
Yeah some bitches knocked my door once and asked me if I was christian, then if I believed in god but wasn't religious, then if I believed in some greater force and then gave up
>well, I guess we can't do anything for you
At least yours were cute mine weren't
they are a cult they use hot chicks to sucker people in, just don't get the door if its them or get a sign
That's the oldest trick in the book, they use hot chicks in order to suck loser incels into their cults. Isn't there a Friends episode about this? Or was it Seinfeld?
Anyway, I usually just say that I already serve Satan and tell them to fuck off.
I had a chance to relax so I think I'll be able to just ignore them like said.
At least large grapefruit sized or small seedless watermelon (Sugar Baby watermelon) size. The redhead's looked like she cut a navel orange in half and taped each piece to her chest.
Same happened to my mom and we both joigned the mormon church for something like 2 months until they baptized us then we left. I wish I stayed though, the girls were cute, people were nice and I was pretty much guaranteed a virgin wife and a nice family by staying there. But you have to give something like 10% of your wage to them.
Now I'm back to filthy casual christianity full of people pretending they care, thots everywhere. Don't know what's better.
best answer here
I never answer the door
shit is crazy
pro tip: if you fake a breakdown and start crying they will consort you
one of them can become you gf!
this week you will clean the house completely, and shower daily
but a sponge to remove the dead skin
you will offer then tea, camomile with cookies
have a cake ready
Luckily my apartment is spotless as of right now because I was supposed to have an inspection yesterday. Thought it was them today but apparently not.
Gotta tithe, mang
Not just 10% wage, if you sell a car 10% belongs to the church. No wonder protestants build these megachurches
this. in reality, most of these girls are married, fucking the cult leader, or both
Replace "saving you" with "making you empty your wallet in the vague hope of getting your dick wet" and you nailed it.
kind of cultish? I'm an exmormon and trust me, it is the worlds biggest cult. 100%. they allow sexual abusers and sexual predators to be in positions of power while knowing what they are (EXAMPLE: look up Joseph Bishop, he was the president of the missionary training center in the 80's i think, while president he raped and sexually assaulted women, and did nothing when they figured out about it). they take 10% of all of your income and say "you'll get blessings and if you dont do this you won't ever see your family in the afterlife". Im gonna leave it at that because i get super heated about this topic because they stole 20 years of my life and my entire family is still hypnotized.
wtf is an inspection in your house
Mormons aren't better, you made a good choice. 20+ years gone to that shithole of a "church". and also not even half of them are virgins anymore. if they aren't absolute fucking beta cucks (girls can be that just like guys), they're fucking. you tell a bunch of kids, from the age of like 5, that you cant have sex until marriage, the kids want to fuck because you said they can't.
Imagine seeing 1 minute of gay sex and needing to masturbate immediately. Those poor girls.
I was late two months with my rent so I got a note saying my apartment would be inspected. They can do it twice a year I think and need to give you a 48 hour warning. It's more to ensure that you aren't destroying what is technically theirs.
Actually neither. But keep dreaming and watching fake mormon porn.
Aren't girls supposed to not enter houses if it's a guy opening the door ?
they're not that is correct
oh ok
sorry I've never rented
Sad. There's truly no escape for base christians.
Wtf did you just say you little bitch? Who the fuck told you that do you want to get fucked up? Fuck your mother.
>There was something really sexy about their outfits. Knee-length skirts with nicer tops than a t-shirt.
That's how they get you.
In the part of europe I live in those are normally american mormon chicks, mostly hot as fuck (polite, small, cute, well kept; the antithesis of the modern female).
Tempting. But you need to be strong user and banish the roastie from your castle. Just say no, no matter how hard it is.
Also weirdly hard to do with door to door internet saleswomen who are cute and flirty as fuck.
If they come back, be polite about it and simply say you're not interested.