/Bachelor Pad/

What are some home essentials for your healthy living Jow Forums lifestyle? What is your goal living space?

What are you doing to make your Jow Forums bachelor pad reflect your ascension to making it?

Examples of healthy living items to discuss ITT (This thread's focus is that on tailoring your apartment to supplement fitness achieved through dieting, exercise, and healthy living):
•• Items to make your sleep gains ••
>Blackout curtains
>White noise machine
>Firm memory foam bed

•• Kitchen essentials for dieting and nutritional gains ••
>instapot pressure cooker
>chef's knife
>glass tupperware

•• Home gym exercise essentials for all home sizes ••
>foam roller
>pull up bar
>resistance bands

•• Mood and cleanliness for stress reduction gains ••
>house plants
>canister vacuum
>organization
>art

•• Cool shit for social and romantic gains ••
>board games and group activities
>patio chill environments
>mood lighting, fur blankets, and other chick crack

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I’m buying my first house soon and I’m a 23 year old single chad. This thread is awesome. My first purchases will be a sauna and a tanning bed.

>Tanning bed

Enjoy your skin cancer

T-t-thanks....

I'm going to the store you guys need anything for your apartment?

Favorite room in my apartment. Once a month me and some other chess playing fitizens get together for slow games, a little bit of scotch (only time i drink) and a cigar. Russanon living in America.

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Even if you are living in a shoebox, there are priorities:
1. Bedroom separate from living room, so you can go into the bedroom it has the correct low temperature

2. Kitchen doesn't need to be big, so long there is enough surface to bake stuff. So a kitchen with a 90 degree angle corner as baking surface is better than one alongside a wall, because the angle can be spent on more real estate
There exists a lot of terrible kitchen configurations.

3. Ventilation for kitchen/living room is important. Otherwise you have no way to remove food smell after cleaning the pots and pans.
Don't buy a house unless all the windows have ventilation hatches, bare minimum. Same with renting a room

4. If you can't walk around for 15-20 meters, the apartment is too small.
Sadly there exists economic constraints

do you have sex with them?

To answer post:
>Simple, cheap shit. Furniture, art and accessories that reflect your hobbies if you aren't a boring ape. ( I have my pc build in an office with two chairs, a dart board, more chess shit, etc..)
>Comfortable shit for guests if you have friends.
>A mattress that you like (pretty fucking obvious if you ask me)
>If you're willing to indulge in degeneracy some spare weed or booze. Sometimes grills like to blaze I found more than drink (I only partake once a month, like tonight I will for instance since August sexy pi coming thru mmmph)
>A grill. An actual grill. Not a dungeon slave you incels wish for daily, but a place where you grill meats and veggies and potots and shit. My favorite way of meal prepping.

Have a happy Saturday, Jow Forums. I had back day today, and I hate to ruin it with the bit of weed or drink I'll be having later, but wtf is the point of all this if you can't live a little?

i wish i had a friend

looks cozy user

Nah, not with my bros. We do sometimes like to see who can fit the most pawns up our assholes once in a while (nohomo)

how the fuck do you faggots afford to move out

I’ve got a full time job making 58k a year. Didn’t go to college so no debt. Bought my truck with cash.

I tutor chess and make 40 an hour.

get a hobby other than lifting.

Trade?

Staying isn't always an option.

I'm getting a one bedroom in one of the best areas of the city, in one of the nicest complexes in the city. It's not that big but amenities and location are what I'm paying for.

I can't wait, just going to pound sloots constantly.

Drive a recycling truck for my city.
>get paid for 40 hours no matter what
>go in at 7 off my 3
>Monday to Thursday schedule
>only needed my class b cdl
I’m a high school drop out and I thought my life was fucked but this job is pretty sweet man. We have open positions we can’t fill either. You don’t even deal with garbage at all the trucks are all automated. Shit is a piece of cake and I have loads of free time.

What are some novelties for the home that girls are sure to think are amazing?

One of those dildo machines

A lava lamp?

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lol random

I thought you were canada

How do I into "house at 23" mode? I'm assuming you aren't taking out a huge loan for it

>This thread's focus is that on tailoring your apartment to supplement fitness achieved through dieting, exercise, and healthy living
This is the worst attempt at keeping a thread on-topic that I've ever seen

This is also me State employee credit union gives you great fucking loans and you don’t even need a down payment if you’ve got a good credit score. I still put 10k down because I had it saved up from living with my parents for 1.5 years.

What do you anons do for a living?

>tfw only 1 year left of uni
I can already smell the paycheck bros... Time to move out of this soulless study apartment and into something better

I am the 23 year old bro
Forget to mention I get a pention if I put in 30 years. I’m thinking about transferring to the fire dept. I’ve been talking to the chief and he really likes me and my superintendent is on their board of advisors or some shit. Only down side would be the schedule.

Damn thats my dream

Is there a board on Jow Forums for this kind of thing? Im really into trying make my living space as comfy and chill as possible

Fuck it at least its better than countless mogging threads or vegan vs carnivore shit

>Instant Pot
>iT jUsT faaLS OfF tHe bONe
go promote your mush machine elsewhere.
disgusting

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Women feel the emotion of disgust easier than men. A clean home and bathroom is utterly essential.

All clutter put away.
All kitchen surfaces disinfected regularly.
All surfaces dusted regularly.
All flooring vacuumed regularly.
All bathroom fixtures cleaned regularly.

A dirty home is a death sentence for your social life. People ARE going to associate negative emotions with you if you have a dirty kitchen, if you have a disgusting bathroom, or if you have clutter everywhere.

Cleanliness has to come before knick knacks and other shit you can buy.

Next step is then to have extra items for convenience. For example:
• Toothbrushes
• Contact solution and extra container
• Tissues

Then, you need your basics covered.
Is your bed comfy? Are your sheets good?
Can you play good music?
Are there plenty of places for people to sit and relax?
Do you have the equipment to cook large meals or desserts?
Do you have alcohol or other refreshments?

After all of this, THEN you can start thinking about 'chick crack' novelties and other cool stuff. Careful though, those kinds of items are always teetering on the edge of cringe. Here's your first tip for free: an oversized faux fur throw blanket is beloved by women and it a timeless addition to all bachelor pad minded lads.

Agreed

I want to know too.
I've seen interior threads on /fa/ but other than that I don't know what would be a suitable board.

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Also a candle.

But I want to reiterate everything this user said. Women will not fuck you if your place is not clean. Same goes for your car.

Not true when I was in college me and my 3 bros had a house. We let two of our other bros live in the storage room. 6 guys in a 4 bedroom college house. We had 45 people over a night at the very least. People smoked inside it was always disgusting. Girls still came over.

College is a completely different universe

Also gonna double on that. Have friends that would call me a "germophobe" and "clean freak" because my house was always spotless. Dishes clean, floors vaccummed, sweep and mop once a week. I made my friends wives look like shit because they stayed at home and couldn't clean as well as me, most people don't realize how brain dead easy most housework is. Sure, was easier to get laid but what's more important is it makes your house extremely comfortable, good for your mental state.

That’s not a bachelor pad. That’s a college trap house. Different venues for different people at different stages of life. If you have a bunch of roommates living in a place like that past 25 you are already on track for a career selling cell phones and a DUI

you have to work at your job for 30 years to get a pension? that seems insane. At my job you are vested after 3 years

You have to work 30 to get the full pension. I think after 20 you can get it. Doesn’t matter since I became a government employee at 21 I can work till I’m 51 and live out my boomer years in comfort.

Tips on cleaning effectively or routines?

For me, it's the wax melter.

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I inherited 2 cats and I wanna kill them sometimes. Hair fucking everywhere.

My place can never be clean.

Am 25 living with mommy and daddy atm. Make ~50k working full time while a full time student. It’s doable but barely.

No, these threads are all we have.

The inherent problem with /fa/ interior threads is that it's just a bunch of catalog shots spammed over and over with no direction.

These threads attempt to bridge that gap by having discussion outlined specifically on what you can do to make your home healthier instead of just fleeting moments of vague emotion from an unobtainable picture.

This kind of topic is just hard to classify into one board. They can go in Jow Forums because things like sleep quality, air quality, and posture support are Jow Forums. Then there's shades of /ck/, /fa/, /diy/, and even Jow Forums.

cleaning your apartment is for numales
imagine being proud of your life because you regularly do slave work in your rented storage

It's mental fitness you stupid nigger

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>cleanliness is next to godliness - ancient proverb
never gonna make it

Based

Post apartment

Thoughts, Jow Forums? Also getting a pullup bar too.

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be my fren pls

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lmao

Come on, don't give him shit, it ain't that bad, lotr's cool.

You need to show more, from that angle it looks like you're going for a clean look.

Designate a place for items that you use regularly. Put them back in that place when you are done with them. Immediately. Not later. Right when you are done.

That's step number one to preventing clutter that makes you want to give up before you begin cleaning.

After than, I personally set up calendar reminders to clean periodically. For example, the bathtub gets a deep clean every month. A lot of stuff I do once a week, like vacuuming and cleaning the kitchen counters and stovetop.

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My favorite room in my apartment. Big chess player. I have a few close friends (also fitizens) and once a month we have nice scotch and play slow games. What do you expect from a russanon living in America?
Why?

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Not so hard, fren. Get some plants, get a table and chess boards, get some scotch and have some shit to talk about to feel important. Also, get some plants. If you wanna get in the mood buy some incense too. Boom. Saturday night.

Frens, you're gonna need those, too.

How to make a place look classier without spending money:

>Empty space
>Throw shit away
>No TV or desktop visible in main living area

Seriously. If you've already got a breakfast bar don't waste space with a dinner table.

Cheap improvements
>Decent lights. Bright lights. LEDs, no CFLs. Choose 2700K lights for bedroom and bathroom. Office and kitchen can be 2700k or 4000K, but don't mix lights within an area.

Nice fisheye to make your sardine can feel bigger

1. Throw shit away. Marie kondo shit on the regular

2. Hire maids to come in weekly or biweekly depending on your mess level

>Sword
>Weeb sign on wall
>Weights visible in living area
>Television in living area
>Router visible

Stay poor fren

>Sword
One of the most Jow Forums and fun hobbies
>Weeb sign on wall
Who cares
>Weights visible in living area
>Television in living area
It's my bedroom, what's wrong with this?
>Router visible
What's wrong with this?

Oh shit it's your bedroom? Even worse.

All this shit is cringe and poorfaggy.

Go find some women and show them your picture. Get one to say your sword on the walk is a good look

What makes it poorfaggy? Poorfags useally don't have swords or big bedrooms. Also, girls think swords are cool or they wwouldn't bothered by it. It's not some fantasy fake sword either. It's actually functional.

>wow user, I really love your bedroom sword!

Kek

my favorite hobby is sword, too

That feel when you bring a maiden home to see your knight's sword

>It's not some fantasy fake sword either. It's actually functional.
yikes

>Having to imagine what women think because there is no woman to ask, then concluding based on the simulated 2D waifu you asked that swords are great
>Wonders why no gf

Hmmmmm

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Based

>tfw 24 and still live at home
at least it's free. gonna move out once my student loan is paid off, a few more months to go

I think the sword is cool

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I expect to be given the typical shit about "hurr durr Reddit bad" but check our r/malelivingspace. That subreddit is what I was hoping to find in this thread, but this is way off topic already lol

Based and Fraiserpilled

haha

Very patrician post

The sword can be alright but the other shit needs to be taken care of. Also if you're not unplugging the router at night you're exposing yourself to a shit ton of radiation when you should be recovering, ngmi

Buy a kettlebell guys, its the single greatest piece of workout equipment you can buy. You can get an amazing 30 minute strenght and cardio workout in any time of the day.

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Sword is cool. You should look at getting an inexpensive rug to fill the space on the floor and pull the room together.

is... is that from the 11th day of a certain month in 2001?

Too many rooms and things.

Which workouts ?

You are a total Faggot. I was about to drift off to the land of dreams to rep 500X10 on the overhead press when I saw your abhorrent post and I just had to reply. Kettle bells are for sad cunts with no gainz and you should kill yourself.
>t. I am jacked

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Led lights
Condoms
Lube
And 1 fist hand

chess&plants/10

Alright whatever retard keep spending hundreds of dollars a year to keep your jew gym owners pockets filled. I'll keep swinging my bell everyday and if I ever meet you i'll sling my 32kg cannon ball right through your ugly face at 100mph.

That's a comfy chess set up. What's your rating user if you don't mind me asking?

This is my apartment

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How do you like that lamp in the corner?

I saw it on Amazon but got apprehensive. 3.8 star rating with over 1,000 reviews.

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