What is the ultimate Jow Forums car ?

cope

Sports/muscle cars and what they say about your personality:

>Mustang
Fuccboi that tries way too hard to be cool. Everyone thinks you're a tool There's a good chance you got this because it was the cheapest available. If it's a GTR then you sucked your boss's cock a little too hard or your daddy wuvs you very much

>Challenger:
Almost as big of a tool as the Mustang driver but at least competent in whatever their career field is. No seriously, I dare you to try and justify the insurance rates and payments for the thing AND the MPG. Almost every single 1 will suck off the Demon/Hellcat as if it'll make their basic model faster than the car that just smoked them

>Camaro:
The cool dude out of the 3 American muscle cars. Not much else to be said

>Golf GTR:
Makes yuppie panties wet and will not STFU about how he drives a Golf. Definitely a soibo in some way and will more than likely be sporting a hipster beard

>Civic:
Zoomer AF down to its look with recent models but like an actual zoomer, it still has its own personality. A bit tryhard. Either loved or hated.

>WRX:
Actually knows shit about cars and has modded it. Respectable gearhead

>Nissan 3X0z
Cares more for aesthetics than top speed/performance. The hypertrophy-fag in a car's body

>Jeep:
Fag that unironically listens to Alex Jones or quotes Deus Vult IRL. That Christ-fag that wants to show you that you can be swole AND Christian (though most of them never are)

>Porsche:
If you browse Jow Forums and own 1, you got a used model on sale. However, anyone that drives a Panamera or Macan/Cayenne is 9/10 a dude that is proclaiming to the world his wife has his balls in her purse

BMW/Mercedes:
Another tool but with $

>Scion FRS/Fiat Abarth/Mazda Miata/Beetle/Mini Cooper:
Can actively piss off car owners by how much fun they're having. This would be the equivalent of the guy who can still get good pussy despite basic bitch gains while bloat-lords and roid-heads on Jow Forums can't even imagine talking to a woman

fuck you, panameras are great

im a boomer but im fit as fuark

Make sure you pick the kids up from practice at 7pm and don't forget to take out the trash. You forgot last time and your wife's lover was very upset at the smell of your used cum-tissues

post time stamped body or gtfo, larp

The one I drive

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OG Humvee is cool. Also whatever is your local police car. For me, it's the Dodge Charger

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The bar.

>cars
>Jow Forums
where we're going, we don't need cars

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Also forgot:
>Dodge Charger:
You're either black or too poor to afford a Challenger. No matter how fast your Charge rgoes, it will neve rbe a Challenger and that others you to where you MUST defend its honor. It's like the guy that chooses Falco over Fox in Melee. A nigger or perfect example of a sour grapes contrarian

No it's more of a striking instinctual fear in the motorists in front when they see you in a same car that police drive. Especially that we have unmarked police cars that look at a glance like normal civilian chargers.

>Charger
>Mustang
>Camaro

Milfag who married a stripper, has a god complex because of his active duty/veteran status

Nope. Unless I see STATE TROOPER on the side, I automatically think, "That guy couldn't afford a Challenger". Unless I see the driver and immediately go, "Ha! I knew he was gonna be black". Especially if it is anything besides white or black

Put it this way. If our popo were on challengers, I'd opt for teh challenger.

Then you've just confirmed you're no older than 21 and are more than likely a manlet or lanklet. And the Challenger would still be what the Challenger is

rate my miata

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H2 hummer only because it's bigger than H1 and H3. It's the rich piana of cars. And it is timeless because they stopped making them and the owners seem to take good care of them.

>H2 hummer
>bigger than H1

>2 doors
>manual
>rear wheel drive
>more than 250hp

>Camaro
>The cool dude

Stopped reading there, camaros fucking suck, they've been turned to shit by constant boomer-led design changes

iktfb

3/10

3 points for the miata
-7 points for the tail pipe and poor color choice

You CANNOT get any more fit than a MUSCLE car.

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I commute 8 miles a day by bike. I have a Tacoma for when I have to do truck stuff. Y'all sound like you probably don't even have bus passes.

Whatever gets you to the gym.
Spend you money on steroids and clothes to show off your muscles instead, any pasty crane-necked wageslave can go into debt to show off a nice car.

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this

You cant get the porsche v8 in the 911

Lexus ISF

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dont tell me what to do trumper

>whatever gets you to the gym
>posts $20 grand car
Who do you think I am

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Audi

But then you're stuck with a POS that can't even turn

>Smaller than the H1
>All sorts of shit from the H1 was replaced with shitty plastic that does nothing
>Windows suck
>Shitty legroom especially for a big car
>Crappy interior
>Shitty acceleration

A Lincoln Navigator Reserve is the correct answer
>Enormous
>Comfy as fuck
>Decent acceleration for the size
>Still destroys the environment
>Not a tryhard brand
>Inconspicuous

>all these faggots posting muscle cars and sports shitters
>not a single fucking one can handle a moderate off-road challenge
>calling them Jow Forums
Your lack of practical outdoor application disturbs me.

That's nicer than my car

Running faster than cars obv

>not walking and commuting home for that cardio and social gains

Shameful

HILUX
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>Lincoln Navigator
good taste

>20
That's a swindle son, they're like 14 on standard trim.

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That's almost as enlarged as his heart.

absolutely based

>forgetting the Corolla
>the rice and chicken breast of the automotive world

>If you browse Jow Forums and own 1, you got a used model on sale.

18% depreciation on a Porsche in year one. Anyone that buys one new is stupid or has vanity money to burn. My 4 year old Cayman S runs like a scalded dog and is 50% of a new one.

All good.

Imagine caring this much about what fucking vehicles other people drive... jesus christ...

Poorfag detected.

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a surprising amount of leg room

Whut? I can't drive any of those cars because I live in the mountains. Bet I sure as fuck don't care what other guys drive, hell, I barely care what I drive.

If you aren't rocking the 1927 Ford Model T All-American, All-Steel, High-T, Alpha Chad, Big Dick Energy, 6'4", Manlets Need Not Apply Roadster, then I hate to break it to everyone, but you're ngmi.

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Clown car

hawkeye wrx @ 180kw

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whatever this goys driving

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>WRX
>Respectable
Found the WRX driver. You all are a bunch of vaping stancebro retards who never shut the fuck up about how BRO ITS AWD BRO and BRO UNEQUAL LENGTH HEADERS BRO. God I hate every single car with a boxer 4 with the exception of the 550, the first 718, and the 904. Everything else is fuckboy flat brim hat weed vaping obnoxious blow off valve autistic shit

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cringe

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If your car can't be used for multiple utilities then you are probably a cuck.

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Utterly and absolutely based

Based and snowplow pilled

One day, I wish they were available in the states.

Boxers belong in aircraft.

How about the Honda Jow Forums friend?

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based, here's my mc22

post bod

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If you're a woman good it's a weekend car, if you're a guy and think its cool... you're literally looked down on by anyone that isn't driving one, if afterbirth on wheels

Vw drivers are faggots

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i miss the trails on land between the lakes in tn, could get air using a drainage ditch concrete slope on one. In korea right now, and miss trails.
The r33 is fun on the mountain roads though
>bloatmaxxed wrx

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Tfw WRX master race

Post body

Whats that five percent shit about? I seen it on a bumper sticker around town and the only thing google has is some pseudo-islamic-nagger shit.

2002 Honda Civic that has been in a couple fender benders

Hot Rods are based.

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5percentnutrition.com/
Literally the first link on google, retard.

>no Chevelle
Am I safe?

Oh shit guys we have an SCCA racer over here

youtube.com/watch?v=GXCh9OhDiCI

Based and /o/pilled

Imagine typing this and actually reading what you wrote

Jeepfag here. I am neither swole nor right wing nut nor christian.

fo real

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Get on my level, plebs.

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>NB
you're not fooling me with that sly rear end shot.
the only acceptable miata is the NA. NB and upwards are literally women's cars, people will assume you are a homosexual.

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I live in the mountains on a farm
My fathers farm
I ride a shire horse everywhere I go
His name is Bartholomew

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>I am neither swole nor right wing

don't worry, everybody already knows.

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Ford Focus

Yee and Hawpilled

oh so you’re cringe?

>mustang
Accurate, but there's no "mustang gtr"; you're probably thinking of the GT, which honestly isn't that expensive. It's the cheapest v8 trim, starts around $40k.
>Challenger
Nigger car. Never met anyone with a responsible credit score who drives one.
>Camaro
Accurate.
>Golf GTR
Accurate, except it honestly doesn't make anybody's panties wet, yuppie or not. For anyone who doesn't know cars it's either a shitty teenager beater or a basic commuter car.
>Civic
Pretends to have a personality but can't escape its mediocre underpinnings, much like the depressed college students that drive them.
>WRX
Retarded teenager who thinks he knows cars but is a shining example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.
>350, 370z
Accurate down to the level of cope they resort to over not choosing a vehicle that actually performs for the price they go for.
>Jeep
Honestly never met an ultra-conservative or alt-righist who drives a Jeep. They seem to prefer Dodge or Chevy trucks. Jeepfags are mostly hippies and posers who want to look "outdoorsy" or "adventurous" (I am a jeepfag myself, but I couldn't resist that 4 liter iron pig and double solid axle suspension after test driving a used one off Craigslist).
>Porsche
Accurate
>BMW
Accurate
>Mercedes
Has a bit more class than a BMW and seems to attract more conservative drivers. Hippies ironically seem to love the old diesel Mercs, too.
>FRS
slow shit
>FIAT
unreliable shit, can respect the fun factor if you've got cash to blow though
>Miat
based go kart mode, would drive, but only with the intention to eventually swap the engine
>classic Beetle
based suicide wish
>nu Beetle
unreliable VAG trash
>classic Mini Coop
see classic Beetle
>nu Mini Coop
unreliable BMW trash, can respect a Cooper S though

Do you fuck him or does he fuck you?

based

A bike.