Times when you felt like The Joker in a gym.
Times when you felt like The Joker in a gym
Connor Green
Justin Evans
>I plateau being unable to bench 50kg 5 x 5 for a month
>WHAT KIND OF A GENETIC JOKE IS IT WITHOUT ANY CLOWNS HAHAHAHAHAHOOHOOHAHAHA
Jose Bell
When i walk in
Dylan Gray
>'how many sets you got left'
>was just about to finish
>three more bro!
>force out another 3 sets
Andrew Sanchez
based
Jayden Sullivan
That's based as fuck
Brody Davis
>doing my working sets of squats
>don't use the barbell clips
WHERE IS MY MIND?
Austin Stewart
>Dyel couple using 4-5 different barbells stacked near a flat bench in free weights section
>30lb, 40lb, 60lb, 55lb, etc.
>They're taking turns doing skull crushers
>in between s my sets I walk halfway across the gym, grab an 80lb and set it on their stack
>later see them notice and they look around confused
>even later see that they put everything back but that one
>should not have let them live
Camden White
>enter gym
>see a black
*AHEM*
DESPITE MAKING UP ONLY 13% OF THE POPULATION...
Carson Ward
based and redpilled
Nathaniel Hill
>Guy asks me to tell him when I’m done with my set
>Don’t
HEY THERE DELILAH WHAT’S IT LIKE IN NEW YORK CITY
Ethan Wood
Do you really say that? How do people respond
Jace Collins
I almost always do this, if someone asks me how many sets I have left and I only have one I'll say "2 more" because I don't want him to think I'm a pussy who's only getting off the equipment because he asked
Gavin Fisher
it makes them go
hmmmmmm
Michael Lee
>Squatting lmao3pl8s for singles
>Guy asks to leave the barbell on the rack for him when I'm done
>Leave it without unracking a single pl8
CAN WE FORGET ABOUT THE THINGS I SAID WHEN I WAS DRUUNK
Michael Jenkins
>walk past the fatties on the treadmill
>let off disgusting protein fart
I DID MY TIME, AND I WANT OUT
Asher Flores
>wafflestomp my shit in the shower
COP KILLER. LET'S KILL THE COPS TONIGHT
Christopher Lopez
unabashedly and unequivocally based
Lucas Howard
I like that song
James Taylor
>See gym boomer
>He's hogging the bench obviously
>Boasting about his puny 1.5 pl8 bench to other dyel Boomers between sets
>Have devilish idea
>"Hey mind if I work in"
>"Not at all, but I still got a few sets, also you are gonna have a hard time moving all this weight while resting haha"
>"Actually, leave it on, I need to get my warm up in"
>Mfw he doesn't come back
Colton Green
>guy i dont like in the squat rack
>he's squatting 3 plates for reps
>when he's on his fourth rep i walk up to him and kick him in the nuts as hard as i can
>he leans over and the weigh crushes down on him
>i run away and stay away from the gym for a few days
>later hear he broke his back and will need months of physical therapy before being able to walk again
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cooper Foster
Cringe
Jack Rivera
Kek
Wyatt Barnes
>take bench next to Stacy to do dumbbell flys
>my wide lanklet arms are kinda getting into her space but idgaf
>she gets annoyed after a while and moves her bench farther from me
>shes physically weak so it takes her a minute to move the bench
>as soon as she's done moving it I finish my last set and leave
Mason Williams
>bring in sewing needle to gym
>put holes in all the free gym condoms
THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND
Brandon Anderson
Based
Jaxson Morales
>be 5'6 manlet and move to a new gym
>doing my usual workout
>6'3 gym bully telling me i'm taking too long on the press machine and to hurry up in angry voice
>Turn left and give him the most disturbing psychopathic smile with short "ummm.."
>Took another 10 minutes on purpose
>Gym bully not seen since then
Connor Lewis
Almost every time unfortunately.
Strength training:
>Hip thrusts
>standing unilateral cable presss (standing one armed punching with cable machine)
>Incline weighted situps
>Doing many lifts with ankle weights on wrists... drop weight as a super fast 10lb dropset if needed
Cardio:
>Incline dumbbell walks
>Dumbbell routine while walking on treadmill
>Doing treadmill, stairmaster, elliptical, or adaptive motion trainer while wearing thighband to make it harder and build thighs for free
Tyler Johnson
>be me, a bluegum bootlip jigaboo name De'Leterious
>be up in tha gym on a weekday like wut���
>all up in my zone nigga, on tha bench, pushin up wheels like Larry��
>gym speakers blastin out some hype beats, real nigger drops, the bitch is turnt
>here come some nerdy ass white boy, his ass prolly 40, here he come in my face talkembout how many setrs you got
>tell his corny ass to get the fuk kup out my face, i be finish when i be finish
>he stand there for a sec lookin like he finna say shit, then just walked away like i knowed he w;ud
>lie down for my last set
>wile out on that bitch, feelin like Labron
>sit up and notice mr. racist old white boy sittin across the room jus watchin me cuz ain't but one bench in this bitch
>pull out my phone and call up my bottom ho Dinduisha, boutta take my time on this bench and make this nerd wait
>be tellin my bitch how fine she be (she not), makin her wet and shit
>she be sayin some freaky shit back and crackin me up, im dyin ����
>just regla voice, not loud or nuthin
>yt be lookin away every time i turn my head, but i see his ass in the mirror gettin all red an shyt lmao
>tell her to go wash her ass fo i come over, she hang up, but i keep my phone up, keep on talkin and laughin
>gettin redicklous as hell, lookin homeboy square in the eye, he be breathin all hard n shit lol��
>my fkn jam comes over the sound system so im like ayyyyy and start clappin and movin
>he finely get up and go to snitch at the front desk, walkin with his dam hands all tite so erbody kno he mad
>i get up and walk out the door smilin at his bitch ass, still talkin freaky shit to my phone
>PLEASED TO MEET YOU, HOPE YOU GUESSED MY NAME
Adrian Moore
Holy based
Henry Martin
Every time, because gym is a part of a society we live in.
Ryder Baker
I AM THE JOKER. I've got the exact same wicked sense of humor. Other people emulate ME.
Jose Ward
>no power racks open
>see some guy deadlifting lmao 2pl8 for singles
>ask to work in
>raw double overhand it
>start rowing it
>let him hit another 2 singles
>put a 25 on either side
>pick it up and row it again
>dude nearly shits himself
>hit a lat spread in the mirror
>”thanks brah”
>leave
HAHAHAHHAHAH HEEEE HEEEE HOOOO HAHAHAHA
Isaiah Morgan
based as fuck we manlets are born gamers manlets rise up for we live in a society
Caleb Foster
>Use ab wheel
THEY SEE ME ROLLIN, THEY HATE IT
Ian White
>see dyel benching
>lifts off, does reps until failure or some shit
>ends up lying there with the bar on his chest
>you made the bag.jpg
>he starts calling out for help and I'm the only one around
>pretend my music is too loud to hear anything to finish my entire set before I pretend just then noticing him to get up to help him get it off
>chuckle and pat the bar on the rack
>"next time, don't bite off more than you can handle"
>chuckle as I walk back to continue my workout
Parker Baker
I DIDNT MEAN TO CALL YOU THAT
Caleb Bailey
You missed the point of this thread but
>>Incline dumbbell walks
Incredibly based
David Martin
>Weight had been left on the bench next to me since before I got there
>Someone comes up and asks me if anyone has been using it
>"Yeah, he went towards the bathroom just a minute ago."
>"Ah, thanks."
>mfw the weight was still on the bench after I had finished my entire workout
Adam Mitchell
>start going to a new gym
>im skinny but can squat 4.5 plates
>biggest guy at the gym is also squatting lmao3pl8s next to me
> ppl start to laugh of him
> days goes by i see him trying to improve his weight squatting
> 2 weeks later, hey where is Jim, i haven´t see him
> he broke his back squatting the other day user
>mfw
HAHAHAHAH OH NO NO NO
Justin Price
>have to work overtime at the fair
>didn’t have enough time to change my clown clothes from work
>work out dressed like a clown
Brayden Walker
>Go to gym
>Work out
>Leave before anyone can socialize with me
Jayden Jackson
>looking at gym thot's ass
>she catches me looking at her and i turn my head away
>continue looking through the mirror
CAN WE PRETEND THAT AIRPLANES IN THE NIGHT SKY ARE SHOOTIN' STARS
I COULD REALLY USE A WISH RIGHT NOW, WISH RIGHT BOW, WISH RIGHT NOW
Christian Cook
>one of the gym staff is showing a newbie around
>comes to the pull up bar which I'm using
>"over here you can do assisted pull ups or regular pull ups, looks like this guy's doing regular pull ups"
>was actually doing half pull ups
Cameron Bennett
he cute
Charles King
Be self conscious the entire time about people judging me because it is different and epic. fuck Chads and society.
Jonathan Jenkins
Have you ever given out your hardest smile while squatting? I have multiple times. You could say I have [spoiler]grinned for the glutes[/spoiler]
Owen Martinez
Literally no one thinks about you unless your lifts are way above average, I promise. Just get off as planned.
Carter Moore
In general, i have mentality of....if you find an exercise that makes same muscles sore/DOMS, and that exercise requires less weight and/or less time.
Do it
It's not about the weight moved, its about the muscles worked.
I try 1-2 new variations and new combinations of exercises a week.
Leads me down paths that are....different/weird compared to other gym goers. Some are weird/strange even by Jow Forums standards
You see...I'm a guy of simple taste.
I enjoy DOMS, and callouses, and lactic acid. And you know the thing they have in common? They're cheap
It's not about weight, it's about gainz
Juan Ramirez
well memed, but it actually is about weight
Luke Fisher
>throw a ladder into the manlet pit
Dylan Stewart
based
Lincoln Jenkins
>Receptionist tells me to have a nice day
>Don't
OWH WAH AH AH AH
Lincoln Nelson
>first time at the gym
>Load up 4 plates on bench
>Manage to push it up and it quickly crashes into my body
>Laugh loudly "HAHA HOO HEE HEE HA HOO HAHA" until some chad saves me
>He walks away and I immediately do the same lift again and repeat the process every time he saved me
Jayden Rodriguez
Zachary Gray
you find it cringe because you are afraid of what others think or might say
stop being a pussy and do another set or two let the fucker wait
Austin Davis
Connor Gray
based
Ian Diaz
OUT
Leo Sanders
when I realized that WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY
Grayson Rodriguez
Mean
Liam Martinez
Rate my Joker cosplay fens.
Brayden Bell
This is my worst nightmare.
Angel Watson
Lmao
Ian Wood
And then they all clapped
Joseph Cooper
FAGGOT
Juan Bell
based
Owen Wood
>Gym thot was taking selfies near me when i was doing romanian deadlifts to warm down after my workout with a single 35kg dumbell
>she constantly stares at me, mirin my perfect form and smiles
>i finish, pick up the dumbell and walk up to her
>'i need you to hold this for me, it's really important, don't let go until i come back'
>i leave the gym
>my friend who's an employee told me she was standing there not knowing what to do struggling to hold the dumbell for 15 minutes until she started looking like she has a panic attack and left the gym
Noah Ward
Amazing
Elijah Sullivan
>guy working on pull-up bar
>ask if I can work in and do some pull-ups
>do chin-ups instead
I'VE BECOME SO NUMB
Asher Long
I hope you go banned, weirdo
Ethan Morris
SOMEBODY STOP ME
Sebastian Cruz
Very pretty.
Adam Rodriguez
You came into this thread to be serious?
Yiiiiiiiiiiiiikes
Brody Bell
> finish bench
> wipe bench down with my cum towel
SHA-SHA-SHA-SHA-SHAKE IT UP BABY, NOW
Jaxson Bell
using hip thrust machine then
straight over to the curl rack to do wrist curls
pulls out plate and does neck curls
Leo Martinez
>see a Spaniard enter the gym around the same time as me
>say nothing
>monitor his every move the whole time we're there
>every time he moves to a different area I follow, loudly verbalising my fake reasons for travelling to the same area as him to ensure it appears to be a complete coincidence
>watch as he completes his last set
>the moment he leaves the gym and the door closes behind him I scream in the most stereotypical accent I can manage:
>"¡Arriba, Arriba! ¡Ándale, Ándale! I am Speedy Gonzales, the fastest mouse in all of Mehico!"
>everyone in the gym staring at me like WHAT THE FUCK??!?!
>Spaniard does not now, nor will he ever know of the atrocities I've committed against him
>and the real sick part
>that's exactly what I fucking wanted
>HOOHOOHOOHUHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAA
Thomas Martin
that was me puta
Parker Reed
>See guy struggling to get a single lmao1pl8 OHP in the squat rack
>"Move aside buddy, I got this"
>Proceed to set up the squat rack
>Take the barbell and start squating his lmao1pl8
>Shit violently every time I enter THEPIT
>"I know you're mirin'"
>Ohp the bar back on the rack
>He's in awe, asks my route
>"I occasionally do pressups in the morning, drink a lot of juice"
>Waddle my shit filled shorts of the gym
>Wink at the receptionist, whos a solid 9/11
>She cums
IN THE END IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
Ethan Ortiz
>have a cold
>go to gym anyway
>never cover mouth when sneezing
>sneeze on the door to the changing tooms, water fountain, all the bars
>blow nose and leave tissues on the bench, stuff them into small creveses in the machines
>never have to deal with consequences because I used a cheap day pass to this new gym not my regular
GAVE AWAY MY POSSESSIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVVY VAAAN YEAH THATS THE MASTER PLAN
Lucas Roberts
>stare at women
>and men
LOST IN NECROPOLIS
Jack Gonzalez
Calm down
Chase Mitchell
what's this pepe supposed to be? never seen it before
Jack Lewis
THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU BOOGIE
Noah Foster
This is actually based, training everyone's immune systems
Jace Hill
>In freeweight area
>Crowded af
>Rip foul proton farts
>Now have enough room for lateral raises
Kayden Lewis
How can I split this atom with the power of my farts?
Julian Johnson
Checked
Luke Hernandez
Are you fucking retarded
Matthew Harris
Based Lifeseeker
Zachary Hughes
>gym autist asks me how many sets I have left
>I tell him and he keeps looking at me, obviously wanting me to say it's ok to work in
>I don't and he goes away
SE~NO DEMO SONNA N JA DAME MOU SONNA N JA HORA KOKORO WA SHINKA SURU YO MOTTO MOTTO
Nathaniel Adams
Based
Lucas Robinson
I usually just hold in massive protien farts for when someone is using something I want. It almost never fails to get them to move. Especially if it's a woman.
Ayden Morgan
Think you’re just autistic buddy
Lucas Nguyen
I thought I was the only one lmao
Hudson King
>gym autist asks me how many sets I have left
oh, user, little did you know...
Cooper Ward
Oh I know I'm a gym autist as well. I'm just the different, school shooter kind, not the usual spaghetti spiller subspecies of gym autist.
Christopher Young
When I was at planet fittness 11pm-3am training for a night shift.
Adrian Foster
I'm literally working on one in construction. I feel like a fucking clown
Ryan Brown
>Edge to porn in the bathroom but don't coom as a preworkout
Shit works, I don't care what anyone says.